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Solarin posted:Y'all are good people The funny thing is, you can kinda get stuff like this in Satisfactory. The first person Factorio clone. And I'm pretty sure you can rig some pretty ridiculous things in Space Engineers.
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Iron Prince posted:it is like they have a whole team of people who are constantly 69’ing moron talk into each other’s bodies https://youtu.be/DXXTF0xixVE
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 14:46 |
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Citizens got their first actual taste of a tangible SC product, but not from CIG. some guy turned the worthless Chairman's Club certificate into an honestly really nice looking laser-engraved plaque, put it up on Etsy, and was immediately overwhelmed with whale orders and had to take it back down. strange times we live in.
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cmdrk posted:
I can't believe he went to the effort to create this.
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 15:25 |
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Pixelate posted:I want to play this game
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Star Citizen Delenda Est Sic Mundus Crobearus
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 15:42 |
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When you get to figures CI¬G can't massage or lie about this whole thing gets a million times funnier imo https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCTeLqJq1mXUX5WWoNXLmOIA
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Larz posted:I can't believe he went to the effort to create this. Imagine having a guest over and having to explain what that is.
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Popete posted:Imagine having a guest over and having to explain what that is. “Oh this? I gave $1000 to a stammering coke-bloated fraud who promised me a new digital life in space, and then I bought this plaque to commemorate it.”
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Larz posted:I can't believe he went to the effort to create this. Anus-et? What a good name to put on a plaque.
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 16:33 |
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What are some games that are more fun than Star Citizen? I'll nominate Chex Quest HD. I haven't actually played it, but just the fact that they remade something cool from my childhood is worthy of note.
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Bubbacub posted:What are some games that are more fun than Star Citizen? A nice game of 'star at a blank sheet of A4 paper for an hour' is one I would recommend
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Unreal’s new iPhone app does live motion capture with Face ID sensors https://www.google.com/amp/s/arstechnica.com/gadgets/2020/07/unreals-new-iphone-app-does-live-motion-capture-with-face-id-sensors/%3famp=1
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Bubbacub posted:What are some games that are more fun than Star Citizen? "Don't poo poo Your Pants" has more gameplay loops
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Dr. Honked posted:"Don't poo poo Your Pants" has more gameplay loops Actually that's unfair. They're probably about the same
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Larz posted:I can't believe he went to the effort to create this. We don't either with Robert's at the helm.
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Dwesa posted:This looks cool. Too bad it's result of a bug. Star Citizen: This looks cool. Too bad it's the result of a bug.
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Dr. Honked posted:Actually that's unfair. They're probably about the same There are multiple ways not to end with a huge poo poo in your pants in DSYP. SC, on the other hand...
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 17:28 |
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Popete posted:Imagine having a guest over and having to explain what that is. "You know that thing I keep trying to convince you is a game and won't ever shut up about? It's about that"
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# ? Jul 10, 2020 17:49 |
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I love the stupid lever thing sticking out of the loader thing. I freaking guarantee that somewhere in the Squadren 404 script Crobberts wrote a scene where the ship loses power you have to go down and heroically load the missiles manually.
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Viscous Soda posted:I love the stupid lever thing sticking out of the loader thing. I freaking guarantee that somewhere in the Squadren 404 script Crobberts wrote a scene where the ship loses power you have to go down and heroically load the missiles manually. Ah yes, the missile loading mission. It involves having to wait for a train, riding the train for 20 minutes, picking up the missile with grabby hands, taking the train back with the missile, going to the missile console and pressing the load prompt, all without losing the missile or glitching out, all done 10 times. It's so much fun!
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Larz posted:I can't believe he went to the effort to create this. I can't believe CIG never thought to make these... For all the whale fracking they do, they still leave money un crobbled. They could be bilking these guys for so much more.
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has been encouraging the poor guy to partner with CIG. as if the guy wasn't getting crobbled enough.
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That missile loading GIF is a perfect encapsulation of CIG. A ridiculously over complicated and unnecessary mess that will never actually work. It's as if a WW2 battleship was loaded from the deck thru the front of the barrel.
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Strangler 42 posted:Ah yes, the missile loading mission. It involves having to wait for a train, riding the train for 20 minutes, picking up the missile with grabby hands, taking the train back with the missile, going to the missile console and pressing the load prompt, all without losing the missile or glitching out, all done 10 times. The train should be a monorail, like in most of those old 60s Bond movie villain lairs.
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Strangler 42 posted:Ah yes, the missile loading mission. It involves having to wait for a train, riding the train for 20 minutes, picking up the missile with grabby hands, taking the train back with the missile, going to the missile console and pressing the load prompt, all without losing the missile or glitching out, all done 10 times. Sounds like the last scene of Guns of Navarone. That explains where Chris got the idea, at least.
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Bubbacub posted:What are some games that are more fun than Star Citizen? QWOP - Has more fidelius controls, better storyline and acting. It does let itself down by not sell shoes and sweat bans for hundreds of dollars as micro transaction though. Also could have had a sequel called QWOP vs The Sandiworm which offered exciting coop gameplay we're one player gets to be the runner and the other the sandiworm. Kosumo fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jul 10, 2020 |
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Tsar Mikey posted:The Shillusive Man. thread title plz
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Bofast posted:The train should be a monorail, like in most of those old 60s Bond movie villain lairs. Dr What? Goldthumb
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A View to a Shill
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Buy Another Day
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Guyfall
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Quantum of Progress
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The Super-Id posted:A View to a Shill Impressive. From Otrwin with Love
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Developments are forever
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cmdrk posted:
Did someone say bear witness?
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Moonclaimer
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You Only Scam Twice
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Goldthumb
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Pledge Another Day
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