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Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Look I doubt it but it's a spicy nothingburger:

https://www.twitter.com/darrianperdue/status/1281488352164929539

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
wait so they named their filing cabinets after names then found some kid to kidnap with the same name?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
On one hand, yeah it's probably fake as poo poo.

On the other, it feels awfully bold to stand on "the rich elite child molesters would NEVER be so brazenly incompetent"

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1281681264999718912

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

the epsteins of the world have private networks and places to do the stuff they do. they don't need to play these stupid games out in public using code words and poo poo. half the fuckin internet needs to be prescribed antipsychotic meds.

but what will the meth'd out numerology wizards spend their time ruminating on?

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Bip Roberts posted:

wait so they named their filing cabinets after names then found some kid to kidnap with the same name?

Once you kidnap the kid you can rename them to match the filing cabinet. It's a huge racket, you don't even get a kid with that legal name smh

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

wayfair knows we're on to them and is transferring the kids from filing cabinets to beds



:bustem:

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Crafty motherfuckers...

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It may be fake but i'm sorry, selling kids under the guise of furniture is 100% believable given everything we actually know. People are falling for it because it honestly fits the m/o of this cursed year

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Riot Bimbo posted:

It may be fake but i'm sorry, selling kids under the guise of furniture is 100% believable given everything we actually know. People are falling for it because it honestly fits the m/o of this cursed year

also because those are poo poo names for furniture

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
easier than selling $10,000 “pizzas”

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Heh reminder there was a boat delivery pizza operation servicing Epstein's island run by some Wall Street guy

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I'm going to make pizza tonight ☹️

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Speaking of pizza my local Mexican bakery got bought out a while back, new owners plastered up all the windows and doors and it's now a single window pizza to go place. Abominable pizza too with completely unprofessional cuts! All of us are convinced it's some laundering scheme.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

500excf type r posted:

Heh reminder there was a boat delivery pizza operation servicing Epstein's island run by some Wall Street guy

No but would love to see it

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

taqueso posted:

No but would love to see it

pizza boat!

e:

quote:

The boat is anchored off the east end of St. Thomas in Christmas Cove, next to Great St. James Island. (Also nearby is Little St. James, the private island owned by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein.) It’s an ideal location to snag boats from St. John and St. Thomas that are passing through on daytime snorkeling trips, as well as long-term charters. And you can order your pizza on your boat’s hand radio, call it in via cell, or even e-mail it. Then you can either pick up the pizza in your dinghy, or Pi will deliver it to you if you’re anchored in Christmas Cove.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Imagine trying to buy furniture but you keep having to return it because it's all kidnapped 17 year olds instead of the end table you tried to order

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Imagine trying to buy furniture but you keep having to return it because it's all kidnapped 17 year olds instead of the end table you tried to order

You could make a movie out of this. Nicholas Cage now find himself struggling with becoming a single dad to this poor girl while trying to destroy the evil child-abducting network and also trying to get a goddamn bookcase.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

MonsieurChoc posted:

You could make a movie out of this. Nicholas Cage now find himself struggling with becoming a single dad to this poor girl while trying to destroy the evil child-abducting network and also trying to get a goddamn bookcase.

What was really going on with Unpainted Arizona?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Math checks out https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bookcase-white-00263850/

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

StashAugustine posted:

What was really going on with Unpainted Arizona?

The mystic biker villain in that movie up and admits to having been a trafficked child

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 22:00 on Jul 10, 2020

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
Someone is going to have to comb back through the podesta emails looking for sly references to love seats and bunk beds

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
stores keep sending me children, adults, strange dogs!

I just want a grill for god's sake!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

MonsieurChoc posted:

You could make a movie out of this. Nicholas Cage now find himself struggling with becoming a single dad to this poor girl while trying to destroy the evil child-abducting network and also trying to get a goddamn bookcase.

I'd go see this.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i feel like im on a fbi list just for asking what yandex is

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

gh0stpinballa posted:

i feel like im on a fbi list just for asking what yandex is

lol at least you're not the person upthread who decided to test a few of those search terms to verify the story in the tweet

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

gh0stpinballa posted:

i feel like im on a fbi list just for asking what yandex is

ur on an fbi list just for posting in this thread

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the fbi list of LOSERS

:owned:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://twitter.com/aamberbriana/status/1281650266052259840?s=19

MonsieurChoc posted:

You could make a movie out of this. Nicholas Cage now find himself struggling with becoming a single dad to this poor girl while trying to destroy the evil child-abducting network and also trying to get a goddamn bookcase.

Isn't that his role in Kick-rear end?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Admiral Ray posted:

i straight up do not believe that screenshot. they aren't obscure names (eg, Samiyah):



Or what, are these the "budget" missing kids?

more like the Franklin Payday Loan Ring

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Avynte posted:

wayfair knows we're on to them and is transferring the kids from filing cabinets to beds



:bustem:

I feel like you guys have watched John Wick too many times

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
You Were Never Really Chair

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lightning Knight posted:

I feel like you guys have watched John Wick too many times

:phoneb: “I hear you punched my son.”
:phone: “he keeps turning missing teenage girls into cabinets.”
:phoneb: “....oh.”

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

wow the shipping times on that armoire are fantastic!

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

is there a qanon thread anymore?

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

CharlesThunder posted:

is there a qanon thread anymore?

this is the qanon thread

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I hope not

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
qanon people are wrong whereas we are right.

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

qanon people are wrong whereas we are right.



they can't keep getting away with this :argh:

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


uber_stoat posted:

qanon people are wrong whereas we are right.



lol

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