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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


US Berder Patrol posted:

Glad to see everyone has a healthy apatite for geology puns

I'm a geologist, and this is the first time I can remember hearing this pun. Well done

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Goodpancakes posted:

I'm a geologist, and this is the first time I can remember hearing this pun. Well done

you breccia

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Orthoclase!

thats all I got

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Y’all know I won’t take any language or food recommendations for you guys after I almost killed a Hawaiian teen from laughter trying to order a piece of tender gay meat.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

LingcodKilla posted:

Y’all know I won’t take any language or food recommendations for you guys after I almost killed a Hawaiian teen from laughter trying to order a piece of tender gay meat.

I remember that happening and just snorted thinking about it.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LingcodKilla posted:

Y’all know I won’t take any language or food recommendations for you guys after I almost killed a Hawaiian teen from laughter trying to order a piece of tender gay meat.

Nothing tender about fresh mahu. It's hard as a rock.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


The TR is back in San Diego

Imagine having two years in the Navy that went, deployment, viral outbreak, quarantine, continue deployment, finish deployment, homeport shift, PSNS.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gneiss

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Geonerrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!


So, I've been at my MOB command for about two weeks now. Aaaaand, my watchstation has me sitting next to a 26-year O-4 who worships Elon Musk and asked me to prove how a law can be racist. :psyduck:

The silver lining is he's rotating out in a few weeks. Otherwise, this would've been a long 10 months.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

AlternateNu posted:

.... asked me to prove how a law can be racist. :psyduck:

Has he never taken a US history course in his life?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There's an entire category of racist laws with a name and everything.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Godholio posted:

There's an entire category of racist laws with a name and everything.

The constitution?

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia

AlternateNu posted:

So, I've been at my MOB command for about two weeks now. Aaaaand, my watchstation has me sitting next to a 26-year O-4 who worships Elon Musk and asked me to prove how a law can be racist. :psyduck:

Does he not know Jim Crow was a whole thing or is he an asshat whose tries to go "well aktually" when they get called out?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

iwentdoodie posted:

The constitution?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


How do you make LCDR that young? 4 years to LT and 3-5 to LCDR so they graduated college at 18? Also is he a SWO because that would track for chud

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nick Soapdish posted:

How do you make LCDR that young? 4 years to LT and 3-5 to LCDR so they graduated college at 18? Also is he a SWO because that would track for chud

I think it's more like a 48 year-old O-4.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


joat mon posted:

I think it's more like a 48 year-old O-4.

I'm an idiot, reread that and totally missed it

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Nick Soapdish posted:

I'm an idiot, reread that and totally missed it

Ah the best kind.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Nick Soapdish posted:

I'm an idiot, reread that and totally missed it

I totally had the same confusion. "O-4 who has been in for 26 years", not "O-4 who is 26 years old". I think the Musk worship helped with automatically imagining a 20-something rather than a 40-something.

Also I guarantee he's going to well actually any examples because they don't literally say "this law only applies to black people because it is specifically racially motivated and for no other reasons".

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Wingnut Ninja posted:

I totally had the same confusion. "O-4 who has been in for 26 years", not "O-4 who is 26 years old". I think the Musk worship helped with automatically imagining a 20-something rather than a 40-something.

Also I guarantee he's going to well actually any examples because they don't literally say "this law only applies to black people because it is specifically racially motivated and for no other reasons".

This is what my brain went to. I would like to think older Millennials and Gen Xers wouldn't be taken in by his tomfoolery but this is America

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nick Soapdish posted:

This is what my brain went to. I would like to think older Millennials and Gen Xers wouldn't be taken in by his tomfoolery but this is America

Older Millennial here. My tolerance for Elon Musk decreased proportionately as I learned more about him. He went from "that dude who makes the electric cars" to "stupid blood emerald billionaire hair plugs scammer rear end in a top hat" over about a month and a half.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/NavalInstitute/status/1281733786368172034?s=20

Bring back rigid airships

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

I always wondered about that one-winged insignia. Are they supposed to wear it centered, or deliberately off-center

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012


...not seen here.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Ron Jeremy posted:

I always wondered about that one-winged insignia. Are they supposed to wear it centered, or deliberately off-center



I used to wonder the same thing and eventually found a source that said centered. It's been a long time and I don't remember where I found it though.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Also I guarantee he's going to well actually any examples because they don't literally say "this law only applies to black people because it is specifically racially motivated and for no other reasons".

*ding*ding*ding*

When I pointed out the mandatory minimum discrepancy in crack vs cocaine laws, he just decided to "ask the question" on whether Blacks just have shittier families. :psyduck: It took the LT sitting behind us and our department head walking up to ask a question to keep me from gouging this dude's eyes out.
I'm a bad officer.

Then, our Chaps decided to end his part of the weekly breakdown meeting with a quote from Ronald Reagan which he prefaced with "and a quote from who I think was one of the greatest Presidents in the history of our United States of America...". Our loving Chaplain! gently caress me!

Edit: Oh yeah. And to clarify, the guy's a mustang; former ICman. He's 43.

AlternateNu fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Jul 11, 2020

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
A lot of people remember Reagan mostly for the end of the Cold War and the recession ending.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I remember him for shutting down all funding for mental health in california, iran/contra, and not remembering poo poo due to his dementia.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/samlagrone/status/1281710993593307141?s=19

Gonna watch this tonight

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

I liked it; there was a couple of times when either I lost the bubble or the maneuver didn't make spatial sense but far more accurate than anything I can remember seeing. I dont know whos asking for their naval action films to have plausible conning, but I'm glad they did.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Only thing about it that I found implausible was them putting him in charge of the escort on his first Atlantic crossing. I mean, I know "everyone's gotta start somewhere," and that it wouldn't be as compelling a movie if Tom Hanks was listening to a more experienced commander over the radio giving him orders, but I also kinda wish that instead of all of the side-eyed stares from the enlisted and JOs when he did something dumb or questionable had gone somewhere, like having them talk to the tragically-underused Stephen Graham XO character who could've done more than spend the entire movie in the CIC.

I also feel like they could've spent another ~20 minutes spread out over the course of the movie showing what life was like on the parts of the ship *other* than the bridge and CIC. That's what makes Red October so damned good - it takes the time to 'waste time' to show you that not every waking moment on a warship at war or 'tenuous peacetime' is this ultra-tense spine-tingling experience.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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BIG HEADLINE posted:

I also feel like they could've spent another ~20 minutes spread out over the course of the movie showing what life was like on the parts of the ship *other* than the bridge and CIC. That's what makes Red October so damned good - it takes the time to 'waste time' to show you that not every waking moment on a warship at war or 'tenuous peacetime' is this ultra-tense spine-tingling experience.

I want this movie to exist, but I also don't think it has to be this movie.

Edit: More Navy movies please!

Edit2: Dear Congress, one less LPD-17, $400 million to Tom Hanks for an 8-part miniseries, put the 1.2 billion leftover somewhere nice.

piL fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jul 12, 2020

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

piL posted:

I want this movie to exist, but I also don't think it has to be this movie.

Edit: More Navy movies please!

Edit2: Dear Congress, one less LPD-17, $400 million to Tom Hanks for an 8-part miniseries, put the 1.2 billion leftover somewhere nice.

But LPDs are the best Amphibs and now that ARGs are rolling with well deckless LHAs, they need twice as many LPDs to compensate for the lack of in stream offload options.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Hekk posted:

But LPDs are the best Amphibs and now that ARGs are rolling with well deckless LHAs, they need twice as many LPDs to compensate for the lack of in stream offload options.

Fine, get Tom hanks $400 million some other way. I'm not picky.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

piL posted:

Fine, get Tom hanks $400 million some other way. I'm not picky.

Amphibs are the only contribution I can make regarding anything nautical. So I had to take my shot when I saw LPDs mentioned.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I was very jealous when I visited the independent duty IS on the San Antonio as they had their own intel space shared with the CTs in the back and a massive First Class Mess. On the LHD it was more cramped, the "mess" was a p-way with an extra bulkhead to make a room, and a bipolar ship's company Senior who our N2 deferred all enlisted issues to since I was "just a IS1"

Why yes I am still bitter about it a decade on and will occasionally have stress dreams that I'm still in and on that ship. At least that hasn't been in many months

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Hekk posted:

Amphibs are the only contribution I can make regarding anything nautical. So I had to take my shot when I saw LPDs mentioned.

Nah, I actually like amphibs (though I've never been on an LPD), but even as a surface ship lover, I think it's little consolation for shorting us a boomer--especially if it ends up costing us however much it takes to restaff the yard.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Only thing about it that I found implausible was them putting him in charge of the escort on his first Atlantic crossing.

I don't know how the movie portrays it, but in the book it takes place shortly after the US joins the war.

Edit: And putting rank in charge rather than experience is 100% accurate.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

The only tech nitpick I could land was that "Greyhound" (never identified by name, but only callsign, a nice touch) had a very 1945 AA fit for 1942. For obvious reasons, of course, since it was shot on a surviving Fletcher-class museum ship. Still, a good night in.

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AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Having never served on a carrier, I can't confirm.

But I've always been told the most accurate portrayal of life on a CVN is the first two seasons of Battlestar Galactica. :v:

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