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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Moon Slayer posted:

Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...?

Unicorn

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/PolkaDotFoxTrot/status/1281391706102013952?s=20

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
feel like this is social media marketing for the dealio

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



could be worse

https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1281651913776263170

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lol. C'mon he missed it or saw and enjoyed. He's happy as a puppy to share his accomplishment with her!

Oh and he's a streamer! :sever:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Philip K Dick has a twitter account???

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HollehMonstah/status/1281370122633056256?s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I think goats and chickens should be swapped. Goats can be pretty smart.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/adambsullivan/status/1281691957765472256?s=21

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
I'm guessing the first one is leftist, second is right wing (gimme), and the third is libertarian.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

MizPiz posted:

I'm guessing the first one is leftist, second is right wing (gimme), and the third is libertarian.

I think 1st & 3rd are the other way round. 3rd one is taking them to task for promoting "inclusive" restrooms for customers only, a libertarian would never suggest private businesses need to make bathrooms on their property available to the public.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Moon Slayer posted:

Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...?

You really are the most adorable mod. *pinches cheeks*

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/threateningcake/status/1281757310910492672

https://twitter.com/Jamberee13/status/1281723201580564480

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

The formatting here made it read out in my brain like the opening to Eminem’s Godzilla, and it slaps

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://twitter.com/FrncisFukyomama/status/1253733662035718144

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I guess the nerve stapling will continue until morale improves.

https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/1281731645830094849

Memento has a new favorite as of 03:27 on Jul 11, 2020

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/OouchiyamaZoo/status/1281774093436481536

Me washing: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!!

Me getting washed: Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Danaru posted:

https://twitter.com/OouchiyamaZoo/status/1281774093436481536

Me washing: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!!

Me getting washed: Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress.

WHO WASHES
THE WASHBEARS?

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/BarnaclePress/status/1281284755040985089

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://mobile.twitter.com/quakerraina/status/1281327026746482688

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I went to a Bernie rally a ouple weeks before Super Tuesday and was in line behind some college students. One of the girls was making fun of one of the guys for only watching Simpsons. His response was "but there's just so much of it, I'm only on season 10 and there's like 22 of them."

I wish I could have warned him but there's no way he'd have believed someone in their mid thirties about what the Simpson's turned into.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/Jake_Blackson/status/1281795301183979521?s=20

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

freeedr posted:

Not an ideal comparison because the unscrupulous cheaters become the richest and most powerful in the pictured world

2020 mad about hrobi

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Straight White Shark posted:

I think 1st & 3rd are the other way round. 3rd one is taking them to task for promoting "inclusive" restrooms for customers only, a libertarian would never suggest private businesses need to make bathrooms on their property available to the public.

Definitely. First one is basically libertarians in a nutshell

I blame the Twitter OP for not putting the images in the same order as the tweet, apparently that's confusing

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Moon Slayer posted:

Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...?

oh my god this is precious

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
This is a whole thread and it gets worse and worse and worse but none of it approaches the fact that Ready Player Two is going to be a real thing and will definitely get a movie made out of it.

https://twitter.com/Ettin64/status/1281426288901623810

Who was the goon who did a Let's Read of the first one? I'll contribute to their mental health fund if they come around for a second go.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Moon Slayer posted:

Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...?

Savagely underrated post.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Moon Slayer posted:

Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...?

Yeah pretty much.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Cat_Cosplay/status/1281787340160028672

https://twitter.com/T_MECE/status/1281333271029329920

https://twitter.com/vandroidhelsing/status/1281688214156136450

https://twitter.com/Boringstein/status/1281712040965550081

https://twitter.com/FactsDevito/status/1281708194788712453

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/dennisbhooper/status/1276127599702372352

Like reading an old Far Side collection

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1281967361260687360?s=21

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/cthulhu_chan_/status/1281652803560062976

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!
https://twitter.com/Count_Jackula/status/1281500733972439041?s=19

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Equally true for online communities, which can be tough when they dress like gamers or Star Wars fans.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/torqpenderloin/status/1281400235974107143

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


this is a whole bunch of good tweets

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Moon Slayer posted:

Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...?

Apropos of very little: the main character in Baudalino relates an anecdote about how he went into the forest with a young girl to... Uh, uh, find a unicorn, that was definitely it! They totally found one. Or, at least, they found some animal with a long, stiff horn. If you know what I mean...

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Karia posted:

Apropos of very little: the main character in Baudalino relates an anecdote about how he went into the forest with a young girl to... Uh, uh, find a unicorn, that was definitely it! They totally found one. Or, at least, they found some animal with a long, stiff horn. If you know what I mean...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGJzQgsNhU

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/jakestergos/status/1282006801483878402?s=21

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Yoshi Wins posted:

this is a whole bunch of good tweets

I realized what an understatement this was when I hit "273 more replies".

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