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I will never forget that evening when my tìo served me my first glass of sangria made with Cavas Rosado. Then as the sunlight faded my uncle disappeared into thin air.
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Hempuli posted:Fond Daddy, Jingle Dad I both do and do not want to know more
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I've seen so many AI and Markov chain things, surely they won't make me laugh any more Two seconds later Hempuli posted:Another batch of Markov-chained book titles:  Sweet jesus I'm dying over here
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Tunicate posted:Ryan North has access to GPT-3 https://twitter.com/StarTrekAI/status/1280540328626237441?s=20
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The Markov-created book titles are great fodder for the imagination. Just what exactly is going on with the Spanish uncles?!
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Kennel posted:Some FaceApp madness: #trump2016 #trump2020 #trump2024 #trump2028 #trump2032 #trump2036 #trump2040 #trump2044 #trump2048
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Kennel posted:Some FaceApp madness: thats newt gingrich e: also lol at them all becoming hideous monsters except buscemi
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Carthag Tuek posted:e: also lol at them all becoming hideous monsters except buscemi
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They turned Steve Buscemi into Tom Cruise.
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Talk to transformer isn't free anymore it looks like, does anything free still do that stuff?
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Yeah I was going to say, it’s kind of hosed up that every one of them gets more and more grotesque, except Buscemi, who gets more and more handsome. If these were made by a person I might even call that a little mean.
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I'm not sure if the description is truthful or if they just repeatedly used uglifier/prettifier (or whatever functions FaceApp has, never used it). Anyway, those are some great AI generated monstrosities.
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Ariong posted:Yeah I was going to say, it’s kind of hosed up that every one of them gets more and more grotesque, except Buscemi, who gets more and more handsome. If these were made by a person I might even call that a little mean.  They were made by Steve Buscemi.
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SerialKilldeer posted:My eyes are so precise I can shoot a laser from my eyes. I can see dust particles that are smaller than the head of a pin from a mile away. My grip is so powerful I can crush boulders and destroy trees with a flick of my wrist. My IQ is off the charts, so if you have a weak stomach you shouldn’t stand too close to me. quote:My rage is so extreme that it cannot be matched in any man. You can flee a M1A1 Abrams main battle tank in 6 directions, but you can’t run from me. I have never lost a fair fight and I’ve won plenty. I have an 8 pack, but not the kind you find in magazines. No, mine is harder and better. My abs are literally harder than diamonds.
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quote:I can’t be seduced by beautiful women because I have a mirror in my bedroom that shows me the truth. 
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…My Little Pony: "W-what did you just f—ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’m a highly trained pegasister & I’ve been involved in numerous cross-pony raids & I have over 300 confirmed scoots. I am trained in online retaliation & I’m the best flier in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another f—ing Brony. I’ll f—ing delete you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this side of Equestria, mark my words. You think you can f—ing diss me over the Internet? Think again, you f—ing f—. As we chat over Internet Relay Chat I’m tracing your IP address with my f—ing mental powers so you better f—ing prepare for the hailstorm, f—. The mother of all pony f—ing rains. You’re f—ing dead, scum. I can be anywhere, anytime, & I can f—ing destroy your life in over seven hundred ways, & that’s just with my f—ing magical powers. Not only am I extensively trained in f—ing up ponies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Hasbro & I will use it to its full extent to obliterate your miserable rear end from this world, you f—ing loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have f—ing kept your f—ing stupid mouth shut. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, & now you’re going to pay the price, you f—ing a—hole. I’m going to f—ing rain down an ungodly f—ing amount of pain all over you & you will drown in it. You’re f—ing dead, kid."
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Personally, I have not created a Tommy Wiseau voice generator and made it read Trump tweets. I've been busy these past few weeks.
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Carthag Tuek posted:has anyone made a tommy wiseau voice generator and made it read trump tweets yet and why not Omg why do I have do many boners right now
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I've been working on the voice generator as requested but something's gone wrong, it keeps talking about boners no matter what I give it to read
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I wondered what would happen if you fed something that already looked like the output of a Markov Chain generator - say, 17,400 GBS thread titles - into a Markov chain generator... ... and it turns out it doesn't really change that much; GBS in, GBS out. MuseNet is quite fun to play around with - it will (attempt to) generate music in the style of various artists, from Beethoven to Lady Gaga - not terribly successfully usually, but interestingly; this is meant to sound like the Beatles, for example.
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Suck My Ball Thread IV The first three were ok, but that's when it started going downhill
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MIDI piano video game music made to order. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWxfnNXlVy8 https://github.com/HackerPoet/Composer/blob/master/NeuralComposer.zip It's a fair bit of fun to play with, but it takes a bit of work to actually get something that sounds good. One that I made in a few minuets. https://soundcloud.com/user-642544720/remember-the-good-old-days I like this one better. https://soundcloud.com/user-642544720/traveling-the-river-of-dreams Loke at the waveforms. ashnjack has a new favorite as of 13:36 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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quote:The statue comes to life! It's eyes begin to glow as it stares directly at you. It's mouth opens, revealing a black void. It's worth a try, it seems a lot better at rolling with longer/more complex actions than the original, and you can get a week's free trial access before they start charging your account.
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AI dungeon wants me to gently caressquote:You are Baldrick, a peasant living in a small village in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and nothing else. You dream of getting out of your village and having an adventure. You go to your fields and begin working. You look up and see a merchant's cart approaching. It's wooden body is rusted and old, but it's roof and side walls are clean and blue.
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We need to get back to a time when funerals were celebrations of life! We should hold funerals in which the spirit of the deceased hovers above us in spirit, perhaps talking through a computer on wheels with X-ray vision! We need to let those out-of-work actors know they are still important to our society! We need to hold funerals at which someone leaps out from behind a curtain dressed as Death with a scythe and "guess who's coming to dinner?" eyebrows! We need people wearing headdresses made from recycled grocery bags! We need bagpipes! Death needs some panache! Have you noticed how dead fish are placed back into the sea with much more ceremony than dead people get when they are laid in their graves?
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SerialKilldeer posted:We need to get back to a time when funerals were celebrations of life! We should hold funerals in which the spirit of the deceased hovers above us in spirit, perhaps talking through a computer on wheels with X-ray vision! We need to let those out-of-work actors know they are still important to our society! We need to hold funerals at which someone leaps out from behind a curtain dressed as Death with a scythe and "guess who's coming to dinner?" eyebrows! We need people wearing headdresses made from recycled grocery bags! We need bagpipes! Death needs some panache! Have you noticed how dead fish are placed back into the sea with much more ceremony than dead people get when they are laid in their graves? "And how grateful we should all be that we live in this country where we can say anything we want and nobody starts shooting at us—unless they're really annoyed by our political views and/or lack of dental flossing skills—"
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