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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
imagine using a gun like a loving noob pussy instead of the pipe launcher from team fortress classic

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
i share ian's passion for french firearms and seriously considered buying his cool rear end book

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

each time you die you fail to buy things

Divot
Dec 23, 2013

Seems bad

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


we're going to be seeing a lot of graphs like this in the future

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




A u shaped recovery!

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


taqueso posted:

If I was trying to survive in the apocalypse I would simply be the leader everyone flocks to

id be the leader's boytoy in leather, now that's a gig

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

witchy posted:

hell yeah love the dude with cop brain wandering into the thread to quote atf regs chapter and verse and ask us why we arent terrorisming harder

It's not even two weeks since the last time this exact same thing happened this weirdo. Two weeks ago "sum" was in the cool zone thread prompting such reactions as:

CainFortea posted:

Does your desk sergeant know that you're posting this right now on the clock? Or is this your actual assignment today

Although they had some good vaccine info in the China thread, so it's a mixed bag.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Bullfrog posted:

we need to update nursery rhymes about the black death for covid times.

Line into the bars,
Lungs full of SARs
crack, ping, crack, ping,
number go down

Greataval
Mar 26, 2010

Priced in stonks only go up.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


It'd be cool if United files for bankruptcy (again).

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

it is incredibly stupid to not recognize the military potential of the most well armed society in human history. this is the same argument that always comes up about this, but if you actually think the US military could successfully fight off a popular insurrection in the United States, you are ignoring virtually every conflict of the last 50 years.

yeah anyone who thinks the US military would win against a popular rebellion in the USA is an idiot. but you can't fight an attack helicopter with a rifle! ok well what happens when the rebels steal some traffic helicopters or some cop helicopters or whatever. can't beat a tank! except if you drive a semi truck into it.

there is so much hardware just sitting around in the USA that could be put to use in making war its absurd. the iraqi people were able to fight off the USA making IEDs out of the junk they had lying around in Iraq. the palestinians are able to cobble together rockets out of trash. just think of all the stuff in america that could be repurposed as weapons if need be.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

true, the main cause of American casualties in Afghanistan and Iraq were homemade explosives. THEN guns.

good thing this isn't a country full of fertilizer and other basic IED materials OH gently caress

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

chairface posted:

good thing this isn't a country full of fertilizer and other basic IED materials OH gently caress

You can buy tannerite, a legit explosive, by the pound online.

https://tannerite.com/

2 pounds for $15.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chairface posted:

good thing this isn't a country full of fertilizer and other basic IED materials OH gently caress

ayyy lmaooo *john legend voice* let's play the game

CrimsonWolf
Aug 4, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

people vastly overestimate the military's cohesiveness if it comes to a situation where they're ordered to fire on their own countrymen

Also our politicians being willing to pull our military out of Europe and Asia in time to matter in the fighting, the real winners in a US civil war is going to be Russia and China. Also ask the IRA about fighting a military with an AR, as a version of the Troubles would be the most likely civil war scenario.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
the US may be full of potentially useful equipment but it’s also full of totally useless Americans, so it’s hard to see how an insurrection would play out

my guess? poorly

uncop
Oct 23, 2010
I'm sorry folks, there's just no way you can beat a nuke with a rifle. It's just common sense!

What a shame lol, when I saw the reply numbers, I thought there had been something interesting going on in the economy.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Guns have really paid enormous dividends in the US. Instead of daily school shootings, McDonald's employees being shot and an escalation of police violence in response to everybody being armed like people expected, it's a socialist paradise where everybody gets to enjoy the benefits of a generous safety net.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Totally apropros of nothing, and not addressing anything specifically, but this is a game of stamina, and there's a hell of a lot more of us than then, and you need to be focusing on wearing them down and breaking their wills through unyielding siege.

Fame Douglas posted:

Everybody being armed really has paid enormous dividends in the US. Instead of daily school shootings, McDonald's employees being shot and an escalation of police violence like everybody expected, it's a socialist paradise where everybody gets to enjoy the benefits of an generous safety net.

ok liberal white supremacist

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Taintrunner posted:

ok liberal white supremacist

What? Everybody being armed clearly hasn't worked out at all for the US. Sorry I'm observing reality.

Dumb gun nuts should keep their weird fantasies to themselves.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fame Douglas posted:

What? Everybody being armed clearly hasn't worked out at all for the US. Sorry I'm observing reality.

Dumb gun nuts should keep their weird fantasies to themselves.

ok liberal white supremacist

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
three weeks of nonviolent protests nearly broke the klan militias we use as a police force, the ability of our armed forces to sustain prolonged heavy operations is not going to outlast the masses

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Nothing was broken, though. Some small areas were allowed to devolve into chaos by themselves.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Fame Douglas posted:

Nothing was broken, though. Some small areas were allowed to devolve into chaos by themselves.

i finally understand what people invested in the stock market tell themselves

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



gunber

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

The number has long ascended to heaven, all we are left with is guns.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


NUMBER is a FALSE GOD!!!!
all praises to GUN!!!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
gunumber

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




Raine fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jul 12, 2020

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Dustcat posted:

yeah i'm reminded of lolling at bitcoin, and i still stand by those lols, it's everyone else who's crazy

If you are sane in an insane world, you're still the odd one out.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Fame Douglas posted:

Nothing was broken, though. Some small areas were allowed to devolve into chaos by themselves.

good thing all those areas controlled by white supremacist cops aren't being terrorized at all

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

sum posted:

The working class are already disarmed. Your rifle isn't going to do anything against a loving attack helicopter! Use your drat brain!

this is a super dumb take

attack helicopters can't survive in cities from small guns fire

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



animist posted:

good thing all those areas controlled by white supremacist cops aren't being terrorized at all

correct, terrorism is a thing only paper-bag-test-failers can do, definitionally, just like looting vs foraging

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back
the gundamentals are strong

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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witchy posted:

the gundamentals are strong

I don't want to live in an anime :(

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

BigDave posted:

You can buy tannerite, a legit explosive, by the pound online.

https://tannerite.com/

2 pounds for $15.

lmao. us and a greatest country on earth!!

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

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