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Barudak
May 7, 2007


Goddamn thats a beautiful play

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007


Moetmeal Williams

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Cavauro posted:

describing child physiques is no longer allowed On here

You will not cancel the NFL draft thread I wont let you

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Doltos posted:

You will not cancel the NFL draft thread I wont let you

It probably comes from high school recruiting discussion.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Moetmeal Wiliams

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Moetmeal Wiliams

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

Moetmeal Wiliams

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

ketchup vs catsup posted:

When did laterals stop being a thing except in final play desperation mode, and why did it happen?

2019


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjCKHG6BHFU

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Why did the redskins just clear out their pro personnel department?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

Why did the redskins just clear out their pro personnel department?

Presumably Rivera wants to get his guys in there.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

FizFashizzle posted:

Why did the redskins just clear out their pro personnel department?

The better question is why wouldn't they

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I can't wait until it's this time tomorrow where they're the DC Literally anything elses.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I hope the new name is bad.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope the new name is bad.

oh are they going to name it after your posting??

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/JeffMcDev/status/1282329268228444166?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a patagonian cavy posted:

oh are they going to name it after your posting??

Well they should name themselves after an obscure Star Wars character then.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well they should name themselves after an obscure Star Wars character then.

the yuuzhan vong are perfect

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I want a Washington Warus jersey.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

That rules so hard

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well they should name themselves after an obscure Star Wars character then.

Washington Ysalamiri.

Not obscure enough? Washington Glass Prowlers.

Yub yub.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Look if you want to change someone or something from good to bad or vice versa all you have to do is turn the W upside down. Just call themselves Mashington and adopt a different color scheme. The opposite worked for Wario, right?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The Mashington Warios works

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://www.espn.com/nfl/insider/story/_/id/29435734/ranking-nfl-top-10-interior-offensive-linemen-2020

Any chance somebody with ESPN+ could post the ones already up and the ones that are left later? Maybe via Google Docs or something. I'd be really grateful

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Look if you want to change someone or something from good to bad or vice versa all you have to do is turn the W upside down. Just call themselves Mashington and adopt a different color scheme. The opposite worked for Wario, right?

Washington Яedskins

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I remember PJ O’Rourke had a chapter in (I think) Parliament of Whores where he goes to Miami University (Ohio) because they are having a big contentious debate about being the Redskins. This was in like loving 1988

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

redskins should just change their logo to a potato then everybody wins

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


fartknocker posted:

Washington Ysalamiri.

Not obscure enough? Washington Glass Prowlers.

Yub yub.


That is a ... deep cut.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

The Washington Monuments

Built-in SEO!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Keith Atherton posted:

I remember PJ O’Rourke had a chapter in (I think) Parliament of Whores where he goes to Miami University (Ohio) because they are having a big contentious debate about being the Redskins. This was in like loving 1988

I remember them changing the name. 1996. I remember it being way later.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I had an awkward laugh at DC Snipers

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alright, let's solve this poo poo with the power of anagrams...

...


...

Alrighty I got, Hating Owns Nerdskis!






gently caress.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Eifert Posting posted:

I remember them changing the name. 1996. I remember it being way later.

Yeah the debate didn’t result in a name change at the time

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

fartknocker posted:

Washington Ysalamiri.

Not obscure enough? Washington Glass Prowlers.

Yub yub.

Ah, the Deep Memories

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Eifert Posting posted:

I can't wait until it's this time tomorrow where they're the DC Literally anything elses.

Well good news, tomorrow we will know it will be literally anything else. We will not escape the posting hell of suggesting new names for a while though.

quote:

The Washington Redskins plan to announce Monday morning that they will change their team name, three people with knowledge of the situation confirmed Sunday night. The team is not expected to reveal a new name until a later date.

e: Wonder if this move is some sort of hail mary by Snyder hoping to get enough people complaining about changing the name so he can go back on it.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jul 13, 2020

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ScottABC7/status/1282521164930256896

This guy legit?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Moving the team to LA

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Given what level of news we've been getting from these types of teases it's probably something stupid like Alex Smith retiring or Terry McLaurin sitting out 2020 from fears of the rona or Dan Snyder finding the Fountain of Youth so he will literally always be owner

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Athanatos posted:

Moving the team to LA

"Los Angeles Matadors and..." Snyder stops as the press begins booing. "What? What could possibly be offensive about bullfighting? Jesus, can nothing please you people?"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

Moving the team to LA

Chargers retain their spot as the 32nd most popular NFL team in LA

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
The new team name will be "The N-words"

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