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Weembles posted:https://twitter.com/hoaxeye/status/1282707757808918529?s=20 Makes me think of the Pitch/Roll/Yaw compensators on the Hughes Glomar Explorer  They had a gimbal platform for the pipe and then a heave compensation system that would lift the platform up and down in sync with the waves to hold the pipe steady since crashing your super-secret submarine retrieval platform into the ocean floor might ruin it.
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They are 100% shooting porn on that boat. Girl who gets clocked is going forwards to join the blowjob party. Cameraman is in the bow.
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Jul 13, 2020 18:27
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CommieGIR posted:Makes me think of the Pitch/Roll/Yaw compensators on the Hughes Glomar Explorer NODULES. ITS FOR MAGNANESE NODULES.
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Jul 13, 2020 18:30
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Helen Highwater posted:They are 100% shooting porn on that boat. Girl who gets clocked is going forwards to join the blowjob party. Cameraman is in the bow. OSHA IV: They are 100% shooting porn on that boat
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Jul 13, 2020 18:33
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boar guy posted:NODULES. ITS FOR MAGNANESE NODULES. No, it was a plot to retrieve a Chthonian that was jointly thwarted by a British secret agent, her boyfriend and his not-quite-willing Deep One ally.
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Jul 13, 2020 18:42
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Zopotantor posted:No, it was a plot to retrieve a Chthonian that was jointly thwarted by a British secret agent, her boyfriend and his not-quite-willing Deep One ally. I appreciated this unexpected reference.
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Jul 13, 2020 18:48
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Sex Skeleton posted:It's a navy ship, so presumably it's sitting in the water. Why don't they just drill holes in it and sink it? That would put the fire out and then they could just salvage it and refloat it. Boom, problem solved! "Drill holes"? It's the navy. They've got torpedos...
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Even if the ship is a total loss, they’ll need to positively verify the removal or destruction of every single piece of sensitive equipment on board before it can get scrapped. Letting it sink just makes that much harder and much more expensive.
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Sex Skeleton posted:It's a navy ship, so presumably it's sitting in the water. Why don't they just drill holes in it and sink it? That would put the fire out and then they could just salvage it and refloat it. Boom, problem solved!
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Jul 13, 2020 19:23
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"You scratched my anchor!"
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Podima posted:I appreciated this unexpected reference. 
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Jul 13, 2020 19:41
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If I was any good with video editing, I'd make the sign change to 26 when she gets hit. I have no idea why but that gag is hilarious to me https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AthleticFlawlessIberianmole-mobile.mp4
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Kith posted:https://i.imgur.com/Uk01pUJ.mp4  This legit looks like it could have been fatal.
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quote:This legit looks like it could have been fatal. If the forklift motorcycle one wasn’t fatal then she should be just fine!
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Looks like there's a scar on the red ship from a previous collision? Maybe he's just a bad driver.
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crusty posted:wtf am I looking at here... is this a closed parking garage roller door? Why are people repeatedly ramming it? Who's that guy squatting near it? Looks like a domestic dispute that elevates into some property damage, a personal injury, and a car that won't get them out of there.
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Azhais posted:xpost from the bad-rear end pictures thread drat i was hoping it would tip and sink to the fuckin bottom
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crusty posted:wtf am I looking at here... is this a closed parking garage roller door? Why are people repeatedly ramming it? Who's that guy squatting near it? I think it was posted ages ago Parking lot is closed for the night, guy gets out on ramp without using his parking break, car rolls down, smashes through the gate, rolls up an incline on the other side of the road, rolls backwards back into the gate, and gets stuck on the gate.
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Ika posted:Parking lot is closed for the night, guy gets out on ramp without using his parking break, car rolls down, smashes through the gate, rolls up an incline on the other side of the road, rolls backwards back into the gate, and gets stuck on the gate. brake
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We need (had?) a word filter that changes that word between brake/break automatically
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Sagebrush posted:brake No no, I’m quite sure it’s broken now.
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Bad Munki posted:No no, I’m quite sure it’s broken now. braken
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Super Soaker Party! posted:braken Yeah, he tried braking, it didn’t work
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Bad Munki posted:Yeah, he tried braking, it didn’t work So now it's breaken?
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The Real Amethyst posted:Some guy on a shipping forum said it might have been bank effect that caused this. There are some channels that are narrow enough for wide ships they have to basically drive straight at each other and turn at the last moment because of bank effect and other forces at play. I'll see if I could find a video with an example.
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Helen Highwater posted:They are 100% shooting porn on that boat. Girl who gets clocked is going forwards to join the blowjob party. Cameraman is in the bow. no no no they were all petting a puppy in that guy's lap
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Ika posted:I think it was posted ages ago In most garages there will be a sign nearby the exit in the plaza that gives you an "After Hours Call Number." You're supposed to call that number and then an on-call manager will come down and let you out for a huge fee. It's not very obvious. Usually it's printed on the sign with all the "terms and conditions for parking." Alternatively you can hit the Intercom button on the equipment and talk to a live human. Whoever built that garage probably cheaped out on the electronic eye or loop sensor in the pavement that automatically raises the rolling door. Adding that sensor could have saved a bunch of damage plus the inevitable expense of closing that plaza because the door is broken. Parking is a huge racket so I wouldn't be very surprised if the garage owner/operator decided against having that feature so people would have to hit the after-hours call number. That gives garage managers a way to charge a "cash-only price" for the fee. Sex Skeleton fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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Helen Highwater posted:They are 100% shooting porn on that boat. Girl who gets clocked is going forwards to join the blowjob party. Cameraman is in the bow. So somewhere footage of the event exists from the point of view of the guy at the front.
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Sex Skeleton posted:In most garages there will be a sign nearby the exit in the plaza that gives you an "After Hours Call Number." You're supposed to call that number and then an on-call manager will come down and let you out for a huge fee. It's not very obvious. Usually it's printed on the sign with all the "terms and conditions for parking." Alternatively you can hit the Intercom button on the equipment and talk to a live human. this doesn't explain why they rammed through it in both directions
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BMan posted:this doesn't explain why they rammed through it in both directions They are drunk.
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BMan posted:this doesn't explain why they rammed through it in both directions Separation anxiety
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First time, dude gets out to see if he can open while dude in car is like "yeah gently caress it I can DO THIS" and guns it. he does successfully get through, but now other dude is loving stuck on the other side, and poo poo he's the whole reason we're here. Now he has to go get the other dude, but he gets lifted off the ground and doesn't make it through. If at first you don't succeed, try again with more gas.
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At what point does it stop being mountain climbing and is just climbing a really long rope ladder to the top?
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Cojawfee posted:At what point does it stop being mountain climbing and is just climbing a really long rope ladder to the top? Right around this point: 
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Looks like he kicks female passenger out of the car, she tries to get back in, he takes off through the barrier. Realizes he's now trapped in parking garage, gets out to yell at the woman some more, then gets back in and floors it. Fails to stick the landing. Definitely drunk.
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Not that they aren't using all the right PPE, but it's amazing to see Abom79 run a 1000 amp 3/4 inch welding rod. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzABTpi_iCA When striking an arc looks like chipping ice off your driveway.
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