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Scarodactyl posted:Pikachu? That's like some sort of strip'ed green rabbit with two butts, right? Grood! I mean great and good.
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The weird bit doesn't really need context, but there is a local custom of fundraising BBQs where a hardware chain provides equipment and location, which have been on hold for the last few months for obvious reasons. So what better way to tell everyone they've started again and try and entice them to visit?
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I suspect the sets of "people who would eat BBQ at a Bunnings" and "people who don't know how E. Coli is spread" have a significant overlap.
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If you read the article you find that A. It was several people and B. They weren’t paid in anything but free vibrators. also literally anyone with a pussy could have told you it was the hitachi, those things can make people on SSRIs nut
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Sex Hobbit posted:also literally anyone with a pussy could have told you it was the hitachi, those things can make people on SSRIs nut Suddenly I wish I had a clit.
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The Lone Badger posted:Suddenly I wish I had a clit. technically, the penis and clitoris are the same organ
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The Lone Badger posted:Suddenly I wish I had a clit. I could spend each day vibratin', Breakin' only for hydratin', And occasionally a poo poo Could stop the foolishness o' flirtin' And start some tool-assisted squirtin' If I only had a clit I'd compare some wands for wages Massage myself for papers' pages My reviews'd be a hit They'd crown me the queen B of buzzin' Orgasms cheaper by the dozen If I only had a clit
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Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles:Sex Hobbit posted:They weren’t paid in anything but free vibrators.
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Jul 14, 2020 15:48
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I’m getting good vibes.
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Good Vibrations is an incredible song
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Randaconda posted:Good Vibrations is an incredible song It's no I Feel Free.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's no I Feel Free. my favorite Beach Boys song is In My Room.  Peak Brian WIlson sad brain
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Sign up now for free vibes*! *Not the gum
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The Lone Badger posted:Suddenly I wish I had a clit. Yeah I saw this in the funny quotes thread and I’m Kramering in to tell you they work pretty well on dicks too. It’s a common way for trans women to get off, works fine without actually having to jerk off.
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Don Cheadle's Captain Planet strikes again.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Well? We're waiting Spoiler alert: they utilize anal dexterity and anal grip strength to extrude their dookie.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Spoiler alert: they utilize anal dexterity and anal grip strength to extrude their dookie. Sure, but why?
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*spider man origin scene but it's a wombat and the man who would become cumshitter*
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Spoiler alert: they utilize anal dexterity and anal grip strength to extrude their dookie. I do that but CNN's never written about me Goddamn womBADs
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Tiggum posted:Sure, but why? why not?
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Tiggum posted:Sure, but why? Wouldn't you, if you could?
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Carthag Tuek posted:Wouldn't you, if you could? I live for the day when I can extrude my poo poo in the shape of an I beam.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Spoiler alert: they utilize anal dexterity and anal grip strength to extrude their dookie. I mean same, but it still doesn't work for me 
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Resignation from what? And why is it something that CNN and MSNBC should be paying attention to?
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Bari Weiss was clearly trying to get fired from the New York Times so she could go down in a blaze of free speech glory, but they weren't playing ball so she retired. Self-cancelled, if you will.
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Phlegmish posted:Resignation from what? And why is it something that CNN and MSNBC should be paying attention to? 
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That makes a lot more sense, I was thinking of the Israeli supermodel instead, I don't know what she's called but I'm 95% sure it includes Bari. I thought she'd resigned from an international commission in protest of not enough Palestinian babies being blown up or something, and Fox was complaining that no one was paying any attention to this brave act of defiance
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Gizmo Chicken posted:Bari Weiss was clearly trying to get fired from the New York Times so she could go down in a blaze of free speech glory, but they weren't playing ball so she retired. Self-cancelled, if you will. Her preferred term is "self-expelled". Like she Uncle Phil'd her own Jazzy Jeff rear end out of the building.
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Lobok posted:Her preferred term is "self-expelled". Like she Uncle Phil'd her own Jazzy Jeff rear end out of the building. I normally shun twitter politics but this is just an own of historical proportions: 
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Tiggum posted:Sure, but why? It's because wombats are territorial, but have incredibly bad eyesight. They mark their territory by stacking up little piles of poop along the boundaries. Cubic poop stacks better and lasts longer.
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Coquitlam RCMP raise alarm after lemons pierced with sewing needles found on local trails
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Loss of UVic dog park deals a blow to socially anxious pets Even the dogs have social anxiety now. 
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