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That was a permaban, albeit one soon evaded.
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See you in the Americas, where sermons aren't illegal
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 00:58 |
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goethe.cx posted:Just ran across this on Twitter. Fuckin lol Danaru posted:Cucked by God
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 10:07 |
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I would NOT appreciate prayers in that situation, frankly. They've done enough damage.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 10:13 |
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Regarding the Bonhomme Richard explosion:SpaceCadetBob posted:So is the ship a loss then? What kind of vessel was it? sharkytm posted:LHD. They'll fix it. Super Soaker Party! posted:I mean it's a loving US ship, why wouldn't it be LHD. You expect Are Navy to drive on the right hand side of the searoad??
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 10:54 |
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Paladinus posted:My crimes:
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 13:49 |
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Platystemon posted:That was a permaban, albeit one soon evaded. Yeah but that douche said he was starting a cool offsite we'd all get to go to and he hasn't updated in like, forever. ---------- Blue Footed Booby posted:One time I got home from elementary school when my mom was out of town and my dad had left work early because, and I quote, "you're a man now; it's time you see Conan the Barbarian." We rented the VHS from Hollywood Video and it kicked rear end. Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Was this an aberration, or do you have a super cool dad? Pilchenstein posted:The next day he left a note saying "I have nothing more to teach you" and disappeared forever
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:16 |
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but that douche said he was starting a cool offsite we'd all get to go to and he hasn't updated in like, forever. Man cannot live on bread and roses alone.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:47 |
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Ooh, that reminds me of the "why was I bullied as a kid" quote. Anyone have that lying around? I remember the reasons including "had the word 'homo' instead of a mouth" and "both parents were charles manson (long story)."
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 03:59 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Ooh, that reminds me of the "why was I bullied as a kid" quote. Anyone have that lying around? I remember the reasons including "had the word 'homo' instead of a mouth" and "both parents were charles manson (long story)." https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378458&pagenumber=4 quote:was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:00 |
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 10:09 |
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Splicer posted:I'm looking for a podcast search engine that lets you search by number of podcasters. Or just a list of podcasts with three people and none of them are macelroys Imagined posted:Three shall be the hosts thou shalt have, and the number of the hosts shall be three. Four shalt thou not have, neither have thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. McElroys are right out.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 10:57 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:i think anyone who successfully manages a cabaret club must understand that many other men enjoy talking to and sitting next to women, and sometimes even buying them drinks. That's the other guy I think. The one with the eyepatch.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 11:56 |
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The Lone Badger posted:That's the other guy I think. The one with the eyepatch. Both of them have managed Cabaret Clubs (Kiryu club four shine in Kiwami 2, and Majima club sunshine in Zero). Kiryu also managed individual hostesses in yakuza 3, but that minigame was dogshit in comparison to the club management.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 13:52 |
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SiKboy posted:Both of them have managed Cabaret Clubs (Kiryu club four shine in Kiwami 2, and Majima club sunshine in Zero). Kiryu also managed individual hostesses in yakuza 3, but that minigame was dogshit in comparison to the club management. I thought I was in the Animal Crossing thread when I started reading this and I got real confused!
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 13:58 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I thought I was in the Animal Crossing thread when I started reading this and I got real confused! I am suddenly way more interested in buying a switch
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 15:56 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:also literally anyone with a pussy could have told you it was the hitachi, those things can make people on SSRIs nut The Lone Badger posted:Suddenly I wish I had a clit. Lobok posted:I could spend each day vibratin',
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 16:32 |
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Tell Jeffery to cancel the deal, the forums can't get better than that.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 16:40 |
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must be a lovely article if you come away thinking "drat that giant vibrator seems cool but I have a dick so there's no point"
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 16:49 |
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why is the brand name "vibratex" now? is that just an imprint owned by hitachi?
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:00 |
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Hitachi has sold the patent, I think Anyway it works tremendously well even if you don't have a clit
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:24 |
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Black & Decker should make a vibrator and call it the Lustbuster.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:26 |
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bony tony posted:Hitachi has sold the patent, I think Do you whack your knob with it or stick it up your rear end? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:27 |
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Actual answer: You massage the perineum, which some of you folks call taint.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:31 |
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Outrail posted:Do you whack your knob with it or stick it up your rear end? Asking for a friend. There's a wide variety of attachments.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:31 |
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:My friend, Sisyphus achieves greatness every time he accomplishes his goal, and every morning awakens to the opportunity to do it again Dungeon Ecology posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY HANDS AGAINST HIS GIANT BOULDER. ITS THE SAME rear end BOULDER IVE BEEN PUSHING FOR ETERNITY, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START LAMENTING THE FUTILITY OF MY TASK. I TOIL EVERY STEP AND I TOIL HARD. MAKING GRUNTING SOUNDS WHEN I MESS UP MY FOOTING. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY INSULTED THE PANTHEONS MOST POWERFUL DEITY. I CAN AND I SAY IT EVERYDAY BUT ALL IT DOES IS PROVE THAT ZEUS CAN STILL BE AN IMMATURE JEKR. 24 HOURS INCLUDING ROLLDOWN.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:33 |
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Quiet Feet posted:Black & Decker should make a vibrator and call it the Lustbuster. https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1264928178281213952 (Entire thread is great)
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:36 |
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haveblue posted:https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1264928178281213952 There was a professor at Northwestern who got fired for demonstating a "fucksaw" to a class. I don't have the article handy but I feel like all the keywords for googlin' are there.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:41 |
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Then we're at an impasse, because I don't feel like googling 'fucksaw'
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:55 |
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Ehh, brand name of a reciprocating saw is a Sawzall, so Fuckzall was right there and is a marginal improvement, but I'm not going into DIY and asking if someone can do better
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:59 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:There was a professor at Northwestern who got fired for demonstating a "fucksaw" to a class. Phlegmish posted:Then we're at an impasse, because I don't feel like googling 'fucksaw' For fucksaw's sake, here: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/northwestern-university-p_n_830423
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 18:09 |
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I'm pretty sure there has been some Fucksaw related injuries posted on some iteration of the Schaden thread.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 18:25 |
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𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝚂𝙰𝚆 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙽𝙹𝚄𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴 𝙳𝙰𝚈𝚂 . . 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 . . .
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 18:46 |
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Lobok posted:For fucksaw's sake, here: fun fact: this guy is one of the foremost supporters of autogynephilia, aka the bad theory jk rowling and the like use for arguing trans women aren't "real" women
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Outrail posted:Do you whack your knob with it or stick it up your rear end? Asking for a friend. Yes
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 19:11 |
Dungeon Ecology posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY HANDS AGAINST HIS GIANT BOULDER. ITS THE SAME rear end BOULDER IVE BEEN PUSHING FOR ETERNITY, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START LAMENTING THE FUTILITY OF MY TASK. I TOIL EVERY STEP AND I TOIL HARD. MAKING GRUNTING SOUNDS WHEN I MESS UP MY FOOTING. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY INSULTED THE PANTHEONS MOST POWERFUL DEITY. I CAN AND I SAY IT EVERYDAY BUT ALL IT DOES IS PROVE THAT ZEUS CAN STILL BE AN IMMATURE JEKR. 24 HOURS INCLUDING ROLLDOWN.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 19:18 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I thought motorboating was for boobs. I don’t think blowing air into a vagina is generally a good idea? Leavemywife posted:I'm pretty sure this dude is used to blowing up his girlfriends. captainOrbital posted:Unless you're Andrew Dobson.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 22:17 |
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You're supposed to remove the blade...
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 23:22 |
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Outrail posted:Do you whack your knob with it or stick it up your rear end? Asking for a friend. try putting something vibrating wildly up against your knob for 10 minutes and see what happens
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