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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

RFC2324 posted:

try putting something vibrating wildly up against your knob for 10 minutes and see what happens

My dishes got clean but I had to call a locksmith.

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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


I needed this laugh, thank you.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

RFC2324 posted:

try putting something vibrating wildly up against your knob for 10 minutes and see what happens

i tried this and all that happened was that my door kept opening and closing

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



RFC2324 posted:

try putting something vibrating wildly up against your knob for 10 minutes and see what happens

Doctors are giving weird advice these days

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Phlegmish posted:

Doctors are giving weird advice these days

Moms hate it.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

Nastyman posted:

Moms hate it.

She’s just waiting her turn, don’t be rude

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Makeout Patrol posted:

HR put a bot in the slack that scolds you for saying "guys", which has led to a decent chunk of the company regularly and publicly referring to one another as "comrade"

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Itzena posted:

Is Subnautica an immersive sim?

Honest Thief posted:

you dive right in

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Nastyman posted:

Moms hate it.

haha

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

RFC2324 posted:

try putting something vibrating wildly up against your knob for 10 minutes and see what happens

I think this humming bird is going to be less impressed than I am.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That's not what a hummer means you buffoon

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Outrail posted:

I think this humming bird is going to be less impressed than I am.

That's because you're supposed to sound hummingbirds, not hold them uselessly flapping against your knob, god do I have to explain everything

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Outrail posted:

I think this humming bird is going to be less impressed than I am.

Find a cumslut bird.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I don't know where you guys are getting these from but it's supposed to be funny forums quotes, and it's really helpful if you can put them in quote blocks too so we can find the original posts

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

purple death ray posted:

I don't know where you guys are getting these from but it's supposed to be funny forums quotes, and it's really helpful if you can put them in quote blocks too so we can find the original posts

The quotes are coming from inside the thread now

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

quote:

Fart

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Outrail posted:

I think this humming bird is going to be less impressed than I am.

When my boy was little he used to call them "honey birds" :3:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Those horney cumslut birds, so hot.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

doverhog posted:

Those horney cumslut birds,

Cummingbirds

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Martytoof posted:

Can we just slap a CVSS 10 on the year 2020

bull3964 posted:

I mean, when you get right down to it, a virus is basically a human RCE exploit.

Kassad posted:

The USA clearly marked it WONTFIX

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Classic Avs posting

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

Arrhythmia posted:

Happy canada day y'all. Here's my current city



The Locator posted:

Nice poo-stream.

:D

Arrhythmia posted:

Glad you pointed it out 'cause it's got a name:


Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

PRADA SLUT posted:

was i picked on in design school? hmm let me think
* Weighed 7500 square feet
* Parents were both Frank Gehry (long story)
* Store bath robes everywhere
* Had the word "home" instead of a wall

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

canyoneer posted:

When my boy was little he used to call them "honey birds" :3:

:mods:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


The nice bird who used to mod this place is gone, sorry

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

DorkusMalorkus posted:

There are all kinds of hosed up beliefs people hold about other races, up to and including something like 40% of medical professionals think that Black people physically feel less pain (I didn't bother to look up the statistic about this but I read something about it a while back)

Or this stuff in textbooks:

purple death ray posted:

It's presumed that medical students are white and know how it feels to be a white person in pain

Either that or every white person is a unique individual but minorities are monolithic and ruled by D&D stat allocations

Iron Crowned posted:

It's like humans in D&D, white people are the baseline race that everyone else gets compared to.

E;fb, how did I miss that one?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret posted:

people like to make fun of the radium code but awful, confusing, sometimes offensive and hurtful code is much harder to hack than properly formatted code that makes sense and is readable by humans

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RCE? LOL no.

You gave SARS-2 physical access. Not my problem. Go whine at site security.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


purple death ray posted:

The nice bird who used to mod this place is gone, sorry

Wait, literally a bird has flown the coop? Nooo :(

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Platystemon posted:

yeeting a dead horse

Platystemon posted:

The Parks Service is preparing for a visit by the Vice President.

Outrail posted:

The Venn diagram of 'Rancher' and 'Browsed Wikipedia article on Orion Platforms'.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

NLJP posted:

Wait, literally a bird has flown the coop? Nooo :(

Lowtax took a real one down there.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

NLJP posted:

Wait, literally a bird has flown the coop? Nooo :(

she left to go do better things(she apparently ran across the country to help save lowtax's latest victim irl instead of screaming on the internet like the rest of us)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

she left to go do better things(she apparently ran across the country to help save lowtax's latest victim irl instead of screaming on the internet like the rest of us)

I think you'll find she flew, being a bird and all.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324 posted:

she left to go do better things(she apparently ran across the country to help save lowtax's latest victim irl instead of screaming on the internet like the rest of us)
we lost a real one, god drat.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



One Flew Over The Lowtax House

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Inceltown posted:

I think you'll find she flew, being a bird and all.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Literally a bird was one of the best mods this site had, drat.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

tallest midget

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


That's your best post.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
they gave me this av and the birdcrazies tag as well as plat and archives after lowtax's big banspree on nye, i'm bummed they left but understand why :smith:

i actually got the rereg cert from ppj himself before his deep cover spy operation was outed lmao

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