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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

maffew buildings posted:

I want to follow up on that by saying gently caress Nick Saban

excuse me, you mean gently caress Lou Saban

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/14/politics/trump-lou-saban-nick-saban-alabama-senate/index.html

quote:

"Really successful coach," Trump said of Tuberville, whom he's vigorously endorsed in the race against his former attorney general Jeff Sessions. "Beat Alabama, like six in a row, but we won't even mention that. As he said ... because of that, maybe we got 'em Lou Saban ... And he's great, Lou Saban, what a great job he's done."

While Trump was correct in pointing out that Tuberville led Auburn to six straight wins over Alabama between 2002 and 2007, he may have been referring to Lou Saban, the former head coach of the Buffalo Bills in the 1960s who died in 2009. Lou Saban did have a brief stint at the University of Miami, where he lost to Alabama and Bear Bryant in the 1970s.

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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Yeah, Tuberville running in Alabama was like when Ditka was considering a Senate run in Illinois back in the early 2000's.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
my favorite Tuberville moment is when he bailed mid-dinner on recruits at Texas Tech to accept the job at Cincinnati

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

my favorite Tuberville moment is when he bailed mid-dinner on recruits at Texas Tech to accept the job at Cincinnati

that owns

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1283221019684110337

TOAST!

collapsed from stroke

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Put a one and two zeros in front of that and you got a deal!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Wasabi the J posted:

Also I forgot this little site:


https://botsentinel.com/trending-topics/top-hashtags

Top 20 two word phrases tweeted by inauthentic accounts. posted:

WORDS TWEETS
1 PRESIDENT TRUMP 379
2 ROGER STONE 246
3 FAKE NEWS 209
4 GOD BLESS 207
5 LIVES MATTER 157
6 DE LA 143
7 JOE BIDEN 131
8 CONTINUAR FORA 100
9 PODE CONTINUAR 100
10 BOLSONARO AMP 100
11 FASCISMO GENOCIDA 100
12 FORA BOLSONARO 100
13 BLACK LIVES 95
14 GOOD MORNING 86
15 BOOK REVIEW 80
16 GOYA PRODUCTS 69
17 BUY GOYA 64

18 MITT ROMNEY 61
19 ST LOUIS 48
20 TRUMP LIKING 44

https://botsentinel.com/trending-topics/top-two-word-phrases

Top 20 two word phrases tweeted by inauthentic accounts. posted:

HASHTAGS TWEETS
1 #WWG1WGA 335
2 #QANON 220
3 #OBAMAGATE 216
4 #BUYGOYA 215
5 #TRUMP2020 206
6 #MAGA 134
7 #DERRETEMBL 112
8 #PTSALVEOBRASIL 100
9 #WAYFAIR 81
10 #TAKETHEOATH 69
11 #ISIS 68
12 #MAGA2020 65
13 #THEMOREYOUKNOW 65
14 #TARGETS 60
15 #OPICEISIS 60
16 #ICEISIS 60
17 #UNITEDNOTDIVIDED 58
18 #BOLSONAROTEMRAÇÃO 55
19 #GADODECIDER 55
20 #FUTBOLXFOX 53

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

My reality is broken. Is anyone else having this problem?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Can't RMA reality.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


she's doing the face from that exercise bike commercial everyone hated

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I;m thinking about thos Beans

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Centrists and “moderate” conservatives that defend conservative media while crying about cancel culture are lost.

https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1283224831832530945?s=21

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

mlmp08 posted:

Centrists and “moderate” conservatives that defend conservative media while crying about cancel culture are lost.

https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1283224831832530945?s=21

Talked to my 90 year old grandmother earlier and she said, and I quote "People want to vote Trump out and I cant understand why"

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

sharknado slashfic posted:

Talked to my 90 year old grandmother earlier and she said, and I quote "People want to vote Trump out and I cant understand why"

"is it the concentration camps you enjoy or the 140 thousand dead, grandma?"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Remember when people thought Ivanka was the smart one?

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington — a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.

Why is this not bigger news? He's not able to stop the testing, so instead he'll just change the numbers.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Because literally no one is going to do it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Remember when people thought Ivanka was the smart one?

I mean, compared to her brothers, yeah. Granted that's a helluva curve.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





*ahem*


The new Leader of the NZ Opposition posted:

I am a woman of colour - the colour white.


https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/thepanel/audio/2018722420/judith-collins-says-woman-of-colour-tweet-was-a-mistake

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

A story in three parts that is hilarious in all ways.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1283211513025699841

Donny's old doctor (who was fired for being a raging alcoholic) just won his primary too
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/14/us/politics/ronny-jackson-texas.html

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

GoGoGadget posted:

Why is this not bigger news? He's not able to stop the testing, so instead he'll just change the numbers.

It's an unknown right now. Birx and HHS people are saying that the data will still be transparently published and the CDC will just post a mirrored version later. They have absolutely not earned the benefit of the doubt on that, but the states are still reporting their own data, independently of the federal count, so it will probably be obvious if some fuckery in the count starts happening.

Over the next few days/weeks I'm curious to see if the independent tracking sites end up reporting any glitches or pauses. I've always thought that sites like the COVID tracking project haven't been using federal government data, just independently collating the state stuff.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Suicide Watch posted:

Donny's old doctor (who was fired for being a raging alcoholic) just won his primary too
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/14/us/politics/ronny-jackson-texas.html

I thought his old doctor was the scientist from Independence Day?

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012



Personal favourite:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Personal favourite:


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God yes

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

BigDave posted:

I thought his old doctor was the scientist from Independence Day?




trumps doctor is Steve Brule

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Wow, Democrats who aren't totally spineless?

https://twitter.com/HaitianDvorce/status/1283373121219821568

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Feel like "he also lost to Vanderbilt" might be the deepest cut in Alabama in that entire Twitter montage.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

loving el oh el.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Porfiriato posted:

Feel like "he also lost to Vanderbilt" might be the deepest cut in Alabama in that entire Twitter montage.

That's a deep cut in the entire South

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Another "Is the Confederate Flag racist or history?" debate has sprung up in (checks notes)...Brazil?...yeah, Brazil, where a bunch of CSA soldiers fled after the Civil War and there's a sect of descendants who still see them as patriots.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...e=pocket-newtab

mlmp08 posted:

Centrists and “moderate” conservatives that defend conservative media while crying about cancel culture are lost.

https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1283224831832530945?s=21

What America could use right now: Reassurance and some semblance of unity

What America gets right now: Laura Ingraham and her propaganda.


:thurman:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jul 15, 2020

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Milo and POTUS posted:

That's a deep cut in the entire South

Yup even Vandy fans would be like "we beat Tubbs? Yeah that dudes trash"

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

From the state of Alabama politics presented in the Reply All podcast episode from last year, things have been looking much better recently

This episode
https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/llhd33

Suicide Watch fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jul 15, 2020

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Thsi is my crack ping moment, motherfuckers have never eaten Goya products before.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
I want to see her open that can. I get the sense it will look like someone using a can opener for the second or third time in their life, tops.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Discussion Quorum posted:

I want to see her open that can. I get the sense it will look like someone using a can opener for the second or third time in their life, tops.

Been watching the current season of Worst Cooks in America and there was a woman who not never used a can opener before and it was sad seeing either Anne B or Alex G have to step in

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Discussion Quorum posted:

I want to see her open that can. I get the sense it will look like someone using a can opener for the second or third time in their life, tops.

It's one banana, Michael.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Sowing, reaping, etc.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1283428721148518401?s=19

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

Thsi is my crack ping moment, motherfuckers have never eaten Goya products before.

I'd say there's even a chance that she's never even eaten beans before. Beans are poor people food.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Godholio posted:

It's one banana, Michael.
Was going to cite hot ham water, but you beat me.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/net_goblin/status/1283438310271135744?s=20

Alright, which one of you is this?

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