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Arrhythmia posted:I'd hold my abs real tight and it would bounce off. That’s how Houdini died.
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everydayfalls posted:That’s how Houdini died. He wasn't ready though. Some college punk punched him before he achieved proper form.
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Jul 14, 2020 21:05
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everydayfalls posted:That’s how Houdini died. He should have held them tighter.
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the fart question posted:Build everything from forklift blades. Then they'll just build the forklifts out of airplane black boxes
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Nenonen posted:They should coat the forks with aviation fuel. Hey jet fuel might not be able to melt steel beams but it may very well be able to pierce them.
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the CIA used holograph technology to make people see two airplanes crash into the world trade center when really it was a single forklift
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the fart question posted:Build everything from forklift blades. The only way to stop a bad guy with a forklift is a good guy with a forklift.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the CIA used holograph technology to make people see two airplanes crash into the world trade center when really it was a single forklift everyone's a forklift operator till Osama Bin Laden shows up.
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this looks fake but I'm putting it here anyway https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IncredibleBarrenDairycow-mobile.mp4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix7Oqn0PAKc Yes I'm a FORKLIFT OPERATOR I know the COLOR OF DANGER and if YOU SNOWFLAKES don't like it then SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER and MOVE
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Jul 15, 2020 01:07
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Whooping Crabs posted:this looks fake but I'm putting it here anyway why were they filming?
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Whooping Crabs posted:this looks fake but I'm putting it here anyway
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Kith posted:Forklifts are basically Unstoppable Force machines with two swords welded on the front and that owns One of the places I worked had an entire building with a high bay warehouse. Anyone who worked in that building had to take a course on how quickly forklifts don't stop and why you need to not get mauled by them.
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Jul 15, 2020 01:44
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I've worked in two places that had a high bay warehouse. One of them had a strict no pedestrians policy, the other one was run completely by robots.
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Jul 15, 2020 01:49
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https://i.imgur.com/XFiSmbR.mp4 They did it. The magnificent sons of bitches did it.
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“Why don’t they just lower the trucks?” “.......okay”
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Jul 15, 2020 03:19
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Nenonen posted:They should coat the forks with aviation fuel. Maybe they did 
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PainterofCrap posted:Maybe they did Well at that point it’s basically a light saber so good luck. e: Star Warehouse: The Fork Awakens
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Kith posted:https://i.imgur.com/XFiSmbR.mp4 Sheer. Truckfuckling. Majesty. A single tear is DEMANDED in tribute.
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Kith posted:https://i.imgur.com/XFiSmbR.mp4
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Not sure if it counts as OSHA since it looks like a (semi-)private pool, but there IS PPE involved! https://i.imgur.com/DgNx8Ej.gifv
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“We go the extra mile” Clearly not 
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Sex Skeleton posted:It's a navy ship, so presumably it's sitting in the water. Why don't they just drill holes in it and sink it? That would put the fire out and then they could just salvage it and refloat it. Boom, problem solved! No the bottom is too shallow. They need to raise the level of the ocean.
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Jul 15, 2020 14:38
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The greatest surprise in that impressive shitshow is how it appears nobody got hurt.
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Bad Munki posted:Well at that point it’s basically a light saber so good luck. NEW THREAD TITLE
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https://youtu.be/6y0QKiTQPkY https://www.rt.com/viral/340505-lightning-strikes-video-panman
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Someone please tell me why her arm didn't get cut off
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Jul 15, 2020 15:31
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Oh, duh, what am I thinking. She just held her arm tight enough.
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Jul 15, 2020 15:32
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Grip safety that stops the chain when there's no one holding the chainsaw?
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Arrhythmia posted:Someone please tell me why her arm didn't get cut off The chainsaw had stopped spinning because the guy wasn't holding down the trigger, it was just stuck in the tree branch.
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Jul 15, 2020 15:33
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Zero One posted:No the bottom is too shallow. They need to raise the level of the ocean. We're working on it!
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Cartoon Man posted:https://youtu.be/6y0QKiTQPkY Thanks for the article because I would have been sure that guy just died if not for that, lol
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Arrhythmia posted:Oh, duh, what am I thinking. She just held her arm tight enough. yeah she was flexing her abs so she was invulnerable
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Kith posted:Forklifts are basically Unstoppable Force machines with two swords welded on the front and that owns You know what they say 
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AFewBricksShy posted:The chainsaw had stopped spinning because the guy wasn't holding down the trigger, it was just stuck in the tree branch. Makes sense. I thought it was still cutting because the branch still fell off.
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Are there situations where static electricity will behave and feel like AC? Went and took a reading between two pieces of equipment and it was showing 40v on the multimeter, if you touch between the two it feels like AC at 60hz, my boss insists it's just static electricity and we'll just put in a grounding strap, I don't think he's even looked at it.
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lol no your boss is going to get you killed. the static electricity snaps that you feel are like 10,000-20,000 volts and nanoamps of current. the discharge is so fast that most multimeters won't even register it. if you're reading any continuous voltage it is absolutely not just static. whatever part of the machine you're probing is live and the only reason it's not the full 120/240v is because the connection is bad so it's behaving like a voltage divider.
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:if you touch between the two it feels like AC at 60hz I have many questions
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