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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

I've yet to meet a person whining about Smollett who didn't eventually drop a bunch more dogwhistles:

BT is black

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I stand corrected then and withdraw my earlier post.

Can he at least knock off the weird posting vendettas?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
4 hours until the Cowboys decide to leave Dak on a franchise tag. Lol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

I stand corrected then and withdraw my earlier post.

Can he at least knock off the weird posting vendettas?

Why don't you just ignore it like Eifert does

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

SKULL.GIF posted:

I stand corrected then and withdraw my earlier post.

Can he at least knock off the weird posting vendettas?

It's not a vendetta, so looks like you're wrong twice.

Calling out the I'm Glad The Bengals Lost guy for his lifelong declaration is a tradition carried on by many, not just me. Maybe stop being so quick to label things.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

CyberPingu posted:

The official guidelines sent out by the NHS specifically stated to avoid rimming

We can probably get them to use a Big Mac wrapper as a prophylactic I bet.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Man I was hoping no one was hoping to mention this so I could keep laughing

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Shinjobi posted:

4 hours until the Cowboys decide to leave Dak on a franchise tag. Lol

Dak isn't worth what he's asking for though lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Nodoze posted:

Dak isn't worth what he's asking for though lol

Cowboys gonna be stuck with Andy Dalton until they find someone else they can decide not to pay then lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Thank god we paid Zeke when we did though

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The Cowboys tried for Paxton Lynch and Connor Cook but settled on drafting Dak Prescott.

I am fully prepared to say that the alternative to not signing Dak on his terms will be much, much worse.

e: &e was always going to be a play for a nice comp pick next year.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

SKULL.GIF posted:

I stand corrected then and withdraw my earlier post.

Can he at least knock off the weird posting vendettas?

you marked the wrong discorder as racist tbf

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nodoze posted:

Dak isn't worth what he's asking for though lol

The alternative is worse.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol I looked, BT spends so much time quoting Browns posters in the other thread I was convinced he's a Browns fan. Steelers fan.


I wasn't able to figure out who the Browns poster I'm thinking of is though.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Eifert Posting posted:

Lol I looked, BT spends so much time quoting Browns posters in the other thread I was convinced he's a Browns fan. Steelers fan.


I wasn't able to figure out who the Browns poster I'm thinking of is though.

I have a vague memory of it so I don't think you're imagining it but I'm also not very smart

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

sharknado slashfic posted:

I have a vague memory of it so I don't think you're imagining it but I'm also not very smart

Wasn't it Bigass Moth?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1283449370529206278?s=21

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

JPrime posted:

you marked the wrong discorder as racist tbf

Don’t wake him

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
The NFL needs to accept that no miracle is going to happen in 2 months

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

BrownThunder posted:

Wasn't it Bigass Moth?

Everybody's talking about my veiled racism!

I think pop dog made this joke in the thread now that I think about it

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jul 15, 2020

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth
Edit: Nevermind am dumb.

Edit edit: Free Kenny Stills, gently caress 12, and arrest and charge the pigs who murdered Breonna Taylor. with felonies instead.

Lyndon LaRouche fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jul 15, 2020

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





zimbomonkey posted:

The NFL needs to accept that no miracle is going to happen in 2 months

Is there a word for something that is the opposite of a miracle? Just a sudden horrible disaster that sweeps in when everything looks fine and ruins it all in the worst way? Would that just be an anti-miracle? I can picture that.

gently caress, whatever it is we're probably living it right now.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
https://i.imgur.com/nbSf2Ko.gifv

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
This is usually the point I come in and say chill on talking about posters and go back to talking about Football.

But...uhh...

So I guess talk about BBQ and what Football we have.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Quiet Feet posted:

Is there a word for something that is the opposite of a miracle? Just a sudden horrible disaster that sweeps in when everything looks fine and ruins it all in the worst way? Would that just be an anti-miracle? I can picture that.

gently caress, whatever it is we're probably living it right now.

It's called Being the Detroit Lions

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Is Adrian Peterson a better runner than Marshall Faulk

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Metapod posted:

Is Adrian Peterson a better runner than Marshall Faulk

He's got better swimmers for sure

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003


Yes but what about their owners?!?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Someone at EA really loves JJ Watt:

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1283452683387576325

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Metapod posted:

Is Adrian Peterson a better runner than Marshall Faulk

Adrian is a better pure runner than just about any RB ever

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



There goes a whole lot of revenue for local businesses. If there's no season, or a season without attendance, then that's going to be a pretty severe economic hit to my city.

The team should be fine as they've been sitting on a giant pile of cash for emergencies exactly like this.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1283425094719672326


Among other things, the NFLPA wants:
$250k/player who reports to camp and the season is canceled before the season starts

$500k/player who reports to camp and the season is canceled after the season starts

No hard deadline on opt-outs

"at risk" Opt-outs get base pay and an accrued season

Suspended players to have their 2020 suspensions wiped headed into 2021 if season is canceled



they'll get #5 because the league has no reason to balk on that but uh, I don't see one or two happening in a million billion years

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jul 15, 2020

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
When are we going to finally hear all this crap about Washington apparently using war orphan meat for their hotdogs or Snyder molesting Alex Smith’s leg or whatever everyone was alluding to? It’s either gonna be crazy big or stupid small (More likely) and I wanna know, drat it...

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

TJ Watt and Shaq Barrett getting disrespected real bad.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

wandler20 posted:

TJ Watt and Shaq Barrett getting disrespected real bad.

Both Bosas too

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

Both Bosas too

For sure.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Lmfao JJ Watt at 99, that's hilariously generous

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
99 injuries maybe.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

JPrime posted:

you marked the wrong discorder as racist tbf

Which one was that :allears:

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011




fartknocker posted:

When are we going to finally hear all this crap about Washington apparently using war orphan meat for their hotdogs or Snyder molesting Alex Smith’s leg or whatever everyone was alluding to? It’s either gonna be crazy big or stupid small (More likely) and I wanna know, drat it...

Last I heard was it's supposed to come out tomorrow via WaPo. Most of the RedTBA fans I know are hoping it involves Snyder going to jail.

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