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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1206745619030659073?s=20

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


https://twitter.com/TouchTunes/status/1207313359705690113?s=20

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
Son of a bitch.

https://twitter.com/ericdalessandro/status/1282819881075761153?s=20

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1283183095605338112

https://twitter.com/catacalypto/status/1282201716457271301

https://twitter.com/em_aytch/status/1282110564102049793


Big upfront sound warning on this one. Don't have your speakers maxed out if you're gonna listen to this.

https://twitter.com/ChipCheezum/status/1282083403282755584

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

RareAcumen posted:

Well don't be a tease, what meme is that?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/netflix-triggered-specials

snergle has a new favorite as of 19:24 on Jul 15, 2020

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquXdrDcX7I

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Cyrano4747 posted:

So what’s the deal here? Prostitution? Selling drugs?

I was wondering too, the store only had one sale when I had looked. Seems like if you’re doing something fishy you’d want something less weird looking but then again idk

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

AFewBricksShy posted:

This was linked in the article:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkrL42R7gk

I had the same thing happen with a group of friends back in roughly ~01,02 (I'm old gently caress off).

Hanson's MMMBob loops perfectly. Much like Mulaney's bit, it takes at least most of the way through the second time for people to realize it had looped.

My friend played in 10X. They unplugged the jukebox after 4.

It's also very obvious in a bar full of angry people with one table of giggling idiots who is responsible.

Waffle House has a jukebox in most of their locations. All of them that I've seen have 'a Waffle House song' (first song in that mix). An old buddy of mine and I would load up a few normal songs that would play while we finished our food, then that song about 10-15 times to play after we left.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Data Graham posted:

A million years ago when I was working at my small-town ISP which did websites for local businesses in the mid-90s, a radio station came in to have us buy a domain for them matching their slogan, "Today's Hits, Yesterday's Favorites". The station owner was one of those loud, angry, perpetually aggrieved types who stomps around yelling at everyone who always fucks everything up because everything is always everybody's fault but his own, so the relationship was tenuous from the start.

He filled in the form for the domain, "TodaysHits.com". We took one look at it and said "uhhh are you sure about this? You don't get capital letters in a domain ...."

He interrupted and yelled at us to JUST DO WHAT HE'S PAYING US FOR and stomped out of the office.

We bought the domain and set up the website, and the next day he lit up our phones screaming about how the domain looks in his browser, and why didn't anybody tell him, and this is all our fault and he would sue us for defamation.

RIP Penisland.com

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

RatHat posted:

RIP Penisland.com

Stack exchange's old name too

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I once went into Whiskey Bar early in the evening with all the coins I could find and filled the queue with literally every non-heavy metal track in the jukebox (which would've been zero if not for the fact that they had a bunch of movie soundtrack CDs that had one or two popular heavy metal tracks on them but also other stuff). By about 21½ the crowd was getting so angry that some dude who'd seen me do it quietly told me I'd better slip out before I got a pint to the head.

(They switched to plastic pints at some point but this was before that.)

I was drinking in a rock bar once where some nu-metal chuds had been playing Disturbed and Drowing Pool on all afternoon. I beat them to the Jukebox during a break, put on all the 20 minute plus Tangerine Dream I could for £2 and left.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Cyrano4747 posted:

So what’s the deal here? Prostitution? Selling drugs?

I figured it was just a joke.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/drinksmcgee/status/1282368508488110082?s=21

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Cyrano4747 posted:

So what’s the deal here? Prostitution? Selling drugs?

Wouldn't cash be easier and less traceable?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/henpeckedhal/status/1206745619030659073

spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

Snowy posted:

I was wondering too, the store only had one sale when I had looked. Seems like if you’re doing something fishy you’d want something less weird looking but then again idk

I thought it was because the seller is out of stock for a while, so they jack the price up to a daft amount to stop people buying, then reduce it back when they get more items in. Saves re making the listing. I could be way off though.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

RatHat posted:

RIP Penisland.com

fagasstraps.com is completely safe for work, I swear.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
Somehow I forgot about people of Walmart and it still delivers


Not sure if it’s :mediocre: or :perfect:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I’ve been saying for months now that Idiocracy, Children of Men, and the Mad Max series are more documentaries than anything now.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
You'll have to throw Soylent Green in there too. Not the "it's people" part (yet), but the rest of it. :(

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

My first trip to the grocery store after recovering from covid the store was playing the theme song to mad max beyond thunderdome.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Imagined posted:

You'll have to throw Soylent Green in there too. Not the "it's people" part (yet), but the rest of it. :(

What? I thought it was 100% people! What the hell else were they adding to it?

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Paladinus posted:

What? I thought it was 100% people! What the hell else were they adding to it?

E141 Copper complexes of chlorophyllins (Green coloring)
MSG

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Paladinus posted:

What? I thought it was 100% people! What the hell else were they adding to it?

The part of the book about runaway climate change, dying oceans, massive inequality, food shortages, police brutality, riots in the streets, etc. The "it's people" part was added for the movie.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Beachcomber posted:

See also: Chris Rock

Rock built an entire career from doing that, he never let up.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ewiley posted:

Somehow I forgot about people of Walmart and it still delivers


Not sure if it’s :mediocre: or :perfect:

Walmartin' Joe

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Moo the cow posted:

E141 Copper complexes of chlorophyllins (Green coloring)
MSG

Seems like with the typical human diet we’d already be pretty well seasoned?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I'd love to see someone send her this & see how she reacts, especially starting around stage 2/3...lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I'd love to see someone send her this & see how she reacts, especially starting around stage 2/3...lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

To ensure the full experience she needs to be on acid again.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





BOOTY-ADE posted:

I'd love to see someone send her this & see how she reacts, especially starting around stage 2/3...lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

Especially if she were on a heroic dose of lsd or mushrooms.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This kiwi's don't root sheep ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QddnPoxwQc

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Hmm Tubthumping is good though?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baron von Eevl posted:

Hmm Tubthumping is good though?

It is.

Not 30 consecutive times, though

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


and now Kane is fighting against people wearing masks in Knox County, Tennessee

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Alaois posted:

and now Kane is fighting against people wearing masks in Knox County, Tennessee

In like a Hell In The Cell match, or...?

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Memento posted:

In like a Hell In The Cell match, or...?

That’s one way to put it

Rhetoric-o-Tron
Jan 5, 2009

by Pragmatica

Memento posted:

In like a Hell In The Cell match, or...?

that'd be our mayor for the county.

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



spiny posted:

I thought it was because the seller is out of stock for a while, so they jack the price up to a daft amount to stop people buying, then reduce it back when they get more items in. Saves re making the listing. I could be way off though.

Take a look, it’s bizarre trash for sale along with custom printed pens and cups with the store name. There’s old magazines and pencils, all $999

https://etsy.me/1Mm22A1

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