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if trump tries to tweet and can't he's going to poo poo himself with rage and then stroke out
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A Moose posted:if trump tries to tweet and can't he's going to poo poo himself with rage and then stroke out 
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Jul 16, 2020 00:03
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A Moose posted:if trump tries to tweet and can't he's going to poo poo himself with rage and then stroke out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao
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A Moose posted:if trump tries to tweet and can't he's going to poo poo himself with rage and then stroke out
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Jul 16, 2020 00:12
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Redczar posted:Worst carjacking attempt ever Holy poo poo, that's Florida? I was assuming South Africa from the 10 foot spiked walls everywhere, the attempted carjacking/assassination and the driver's evident constant state of readiness for same.
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Jul 16, 2020 00:42
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Imagined posted:Holy poo poo, that's Florida? I was assuming South Africa from the 10 foot spiked walls everywhere, the attempted carjacking/assassination and the driver's evident constant state of readiness for same.
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Jul 16, 2020 00:48
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Imagined posted:Holy poo poo, that's Florida? I was assuming South Africa from the 10 foot spiked walls everywhere, the attempted carjacking/assassination and the driver's evident constant state of readiness for same. Florida... well known for it's giant, snow-covered mountains.
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Jul 16, 2020 00:50
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It's clearly a joke account. 
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Jul 16, 2020 01:09
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I sent u my bitcoin please respond
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Jul 16, 2020 01:19
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A Moose posted:if trump tries to tweet and can't he's going to poo poo himself with rage and then stroke out We can only pray for it
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Jul 16, 2020 01:23
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A Moose posted:if trump tries to tweet and can't he's going to poo poo himself with rage and then stroke out @therealjohnbarron LAW AND ORDER! Edit: the best I could do: https://twitter.com/therealjnbarron/status/1283559214733045761?s=21 https://twitter.com/therealjnbarron/status/1283561738609274880?s=21 SLOSifl fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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Jul 16, 2020 01:25
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A good thing happened in hell world? I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop with this butcoin/Twitter thing.
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Jul 16, 2020 01:28
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Imagined posted:Holy poo poo, that's Florida? I was assuming South Africa from the 10 foot spiked walls everywhere, the attempted carjacking/assassination and the driver's evident constant state of readiness for same. The lat/long at the bottom of that video are outside of Santiago, Chile. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Florida,_Chile
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Jul 16, 2020 01:38
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Whenever I'm trying to find X, when they're currently hard to find, you gotta find the weird stores that sell them that no one ever thinks of. If you have a VA hospital near you, visit the 'patriot store' inside those. Besides that it's a ridiculous store full of every candy known to man, they'll order one for you if they don't have it in stock. And you don't have to pay sales tax!
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Jul 16, 2020 01:39
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1283428721148518401
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Jul 16, 2020 03:01
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Jul 16, 2020 03:03
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haha sports jokes! also: https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qchrsmxLkA1rndv4t.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qbctz7XUhQ1rndv4t.mp4
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Jul 16, 2020 03:10
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That one with the tent is like, does the wind have a sense of humour? Because it has excellent comedic timing. Dogenfreude: https://i.imgur.com/RgcF8xj.mp4
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Jul 16, 2020 03:39
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Memento posted:That one with the tent is like, does the wind have a sense of humour? Because it has excellent comedic timing. Just coming right out and admitting it. I'm a sucker for a guilty pet.
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Jul 16, 2020 03:47
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Don Jr. isn't dead yet, how did he already get reincarnated?
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Jul 16, 2020 03:58
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I can't believe people fell for that Bitcoin Twitter scam. I know they were the actual accounts but c'mon son, why would they need your money to give you money?
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Jul 16, 2020 04:00
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The Musk one is mildly on-brand because he is a drama-queen crazy-person
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Jul 16, 2020 04:01
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Anyone have that Tampermonkey video size script handy? These tiktoks are showing like 1000px high
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Jul 16, 2020 04:10
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ante posted:The Musk one is mildly on-brand because he is a drama-queen crazy-person Also tons of clearly fake accounts pretending to be him reply to all his tweets with the exact same scam, and I assume they wouldn't bother doing it if it wasn't for the fact they get idiots to keep falling for it. QUACKTASTIC posted:Anyone have that Tampermonkey video size script handy? These tiktoks are showing like 1000px high https://pastebin.com/gVS7wTBd
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Jul 16, 2020 04:10
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Glad they didn't use Trump's account to make a "Feeling horny send nukes" tweet.
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Jul 16, 2020 04:31
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Memento posted:That one with the tent is like, does the wind have a sense of humour? Because it has excellent comedic timing. I love these and will never get tired of the guilty pet.
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Jul 16, 2020 04:32
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perfect, thanks https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RespectfulHarmoniousFlies-mobile.mp4
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Jul 16, 2020 04:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Mo9tsYKWY In some more interesting news, it turns out that hackers didn't break into a Twitter admin's account, they convinced a Twitter admin to share their access so they could hijack accounts. Not sure if the motive was malicious or they were just socially-engineered. Either way, once it gets out, good luck getting a job with more responsibility than flipping burgers.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:18
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I normally instantly mute any video that has music since it's usually terrible tiktok cringe stuff, but the spanish caught my ear for a second so I let it play. For those who don't understand the lyrics, it is an amazing choice. The vocalist's singing about a guy who decided to up and leave, and go do his own thing on the water.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:25
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At least one hero is still around. https://twitter.com/TracksuitMD/status/1283528166804340737?s=20
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Jul 16, 2020 05:31
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Strumpie posted:i never thought bitcoin scammers could be heroes but, welp, here we are. *sigh* Yeah, OK, get in line behind furrys and juggalos for unlikely 2020 allies  Probably the safest way he could have landed that. If decades of skateboard fail comps have taught me anything it's that you need to take your instinct to reach your arms out to break a fall and bury that poo poo deeeeeeeeeep. muscles like this! posted:I can't believe people fell for that Bitcoin Twitter scam. I know they were the actual accounts but c'mon son, why would they need your money to give you money? Follow-up question: Why does even a real Twitter admin account have the ability to tweet as another account in the first place?
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Jul 16, 2020 05:37
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Takes No Damage posted:Probably the safest way he could have landed that. If decades of skateboard fail comps have taught me anything it's that you need to take your instinct to reach your arms out to break a fall and bury that poo poo deeeeeeeeeep. There is a difference between doing a parkour style roll recovery and landing with all your weight on your face.
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Takes No Damage posted:Follow-up question: Why does even a real Twitter admin account have the ability to tweet as another account in the first place? Also, the admin thought they could log into an admin tool anonymously or in fact could log in anonymously. Either way, good company, perfectly normal.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:48
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What would you tweet from Trump's account, if you could It would be hilarious/awful
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Jul 16, 2020 05:58
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Inceltown posted:There is a difference between doing a parkour style roll recovery and landing with all your weight on your face. Obviously pulling a sweet ninja roll would be ideal, but my research indicates the human face can take a whole lot more pavement punishment than the human forearm. Same force spread over a larger area, p = F / A 
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Jul 16, 2020 05:59
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ante posted:What would you tweet from Trump's account, if you could "I have a poopy butt, all the time" "#pokemon"
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Jul 16, 2020 06:28
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https://i.imgur.com/8BtgwNB.mp4ante posted:What would you tweet from Trump's account, if you could I would try to sic all the Qanon people on the proud boys or the cops ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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Jul 16, 2020 06:28
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ante posted:What would you tweet from Trump's account, if you could I resign as president and I gently caress off forever
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ante posted:What would you tweet from Trump's account, if you could "All is discovered. Flee at once."
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ante posted:What would you tweet from Trump's account, if you could Wouldn't even need to make poo poo up; just tweet all that stuff he said in the past that everyone seems to ignore; like about dating his daughter, his tower being the tallest after 9/11, his friend Epstein, etc.
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