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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Now make an FBI tshirt in that Herbert font but it stands for "Female Bashar Imprinter"

e: :synpa:

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jul 14, 2020

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.


Better Nate than lever!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FBS posted:

Better Nate than lever!

I thought you said King Kong's balls!

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Just to underscore how much George Lucas stole from Dune, he even wanted the third trilogy to be about ecosystems:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



D. Ebdrup posted:

Just to underscore how much George Lucas stole from Dune, he even wanted the third trilogy to be about ecosystems:


He is one of the biggest idiots of all time.

threelemmings
Dec 4, 2007
A jellyfish!

D. Ebdrup posted:

Just to underscore how much George Lucas stole from Dune, he even wanted the third trilogy to be about ecosystems:


I dunno that sounds less like he stole Dune's ecosystems and more like

quote:

we were just cars for the whills to drive around in

He stole from famed children's movie Inside Out?

A blinding flash of genius, sadly never put to film.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

D. Ebdrup posted:

Just to underscore how much George Lucas stole from Dune, he even wanted the third trilogy to be about ecosystems:


That's difficult to read all the way through, he just sucks so much.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress him he never "got to" finish

He could have kept making movies for the rest of his life but he chose to retire and sell the IP for $Texas

He doesn't get to whine about it now

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
I believe a huge mistake of Lucas with his midi-chlorians stuff is that it's an OK idea for a book, but a terrible one for a movie.

I really feel like him that there's no reason the microbial scale of things is in any way less interesting than the galactic one as far as science-fiction is concerned. It's just that space is so much more photogenic that to make the metaphysics of a sci-fi saga about infinitesimally small creatures that you can never see at any point of the movies is really such a dumb decision.


The "Force" gets a pass because it's a mystical concept, and as such we are used to it being invisible and mysterious. But tiny symbiotic microbes granting you superpowers? Nobody wants that poo poo in a movie.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I think George Lucas got upset about the red letter media type takedowns of him, and more or less sold star wars to disney to get some kind of insane revenge and if he's whining it's because he very much regrets his tantrum

Lmao

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I still just say that midichlorians are force parasites and so while they are an accurate measure of strong force users, the Jedi have the causal relationship backwards because they are arrogant and dogmatic


now let me tell you about my theories on the Matrix 3

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I really feel like him that there's no reason the microbial scale of things is in any way less interesting than the galactic one as far as science-fiction is concerned. It's just that space is so much more photogenic that to make the metaphysics of a sci-fi saga about infinitesimally small creatures that you can never see at any point of the movies is really such a dumb decision.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

That's my whole point. You could SEE all these things in that movie.

Even a movie like Limitless or Lucy, you can still see the pills they are taking, giving them super powers. It's something tangible.


Midi-chlorians? A character tells you they exist and you have to believe it and it's the equivalent of a jedi belief.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That's my whole point. You could SEE all these things in that movie.

Even a movie like Limitless or Lucy, you can still see the pills they are taking, giving them super powers. It's something tangible.


Midi-chlorians? A character tells you they exist and you have to believe it and it's the equivalent of a jedi belief.

Midi-chlorians provide a scientific explanation for the Force: it's not that humans are magical, they're just full of tiny magical creatures and can use the magic. Science!

Man, George really did have an amazing talent for demonstrating that less is more as he spent 3 movies destroying all the mysteries and charm of the previous 3. I think the only artist who improved his work with more backstory was Tolkien.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Pham Nuwen posted:

Midi-chlorians provide a scientific explanation for the Force: it's not that humans are magical, they're just full of tiny magical creatures and can use the magic. Science!

Man, George really did have an amazing talent for demonstrating that less is more as he spent 3 movies destroying all the mysteries and charm of the previous 3. I think the only artist who improved his work with more backstory was Tolkien.

Exactly, I fully agree.

The "Force" is perfectly fine as a mystical, unseen, mysterious force, especially in a movie.

Midi-chlorian in a movie? That was really dumb. More backstory only works better in books IMHO.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nws????????????
https://twitter.com/DavidGoujard/status/1283043496526524421?s=20

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jul 16, 2020

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I believe a huge mistake of Lucas with his midi-chlorians stuff is that it's an OK idea for a book, but a terrible one for a movie.

I really feel like him that there's no reason the microbial scale of things is in any way less interesting than the galactic one as far as science-fiction is concerned. It's just that space is so much more photogenic that to make the metaphysics of a sci-fi saga about infinitesimally small creatures that you can never see at any point of the movies is really such a dumb decision.


The "Force" gets a pass because it's a mystical concept, and as such we are used to it being invisible and mysterious. But tiny symbiotic microbes granting you superpowers? Nobody wants that poo poo in a movie.
The counterpoint to that would be that Star Wars is literally just Arthurian legend with some set-pieces and ideas stolen from Dune.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

D. Ebdrup posted:

The counterpoint to that would be that Star Wars is literally just Arthurian legend with some set-pieces and ideas stolen from Dune.

The real funny thing is that the closest thing to Star Wars set in the modern day is Metal Gear.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

:wtc:

EDIT

Reading about this more it's kind of impressive. It's like a full remake of the Cryo PC game from back in the day with the light strategy elements and everything, just with all the NPC conversations replaced with loving and there's even an option to turn the porn stuff off?

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jul 16, 2020

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ugh what a weirdo creep

What did you say the game was called again

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Neo Rasa posted:

:wtc:

EDIT

Reading about this more it's kind of impressive. It's like a full remake of the Cryo PC game from back in the day with the light strategy elements and everything, just with all the NPC conversations replaced with loving and there's even an option to turn the porn stuff off?

I just watched a gameplay video of it and yeah it's like the same game with hand drawn graphics and sex. There's even the original music. I might try it just for that.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
This game is more canon than anything by @Duneauthor

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I was confusing it with Crysis for a bit and thought my PC wouldn't be able to run the sex game

e: the screenshot is incest-themed so I don't think I'll bother even ironically :sigh:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
is it incest when mom bites off my dick? asking for a friend.

put your god drat dick in the box of pain, by which i mean my mouth.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I love the DUNC imagery.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

D. Ebdrup posted:

Just to underscore how much George Lucas stole from Dune, he even wanted the third trilogy to be about ecosystems:


This isn't ripping off Dune. If anything it's ripping off A Wind in the Door.

red rover red rover
Jun 7, 2002
if they have a beefswelling shirt in chihuahua size i am going to make a really bad life choice

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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red rover red rover posted:

if they have a beefswelling shirt in chihuahua size i am going to make a really bad life choice

Well the font is called Orthodox Herbertarian, with a Google and a local screen printer there is no end of bad life choices you can make. For me I will always go for the "Fremen girls do it without rhythm"

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

put your god drat dick in the box of pain, by which i mean my mouth.

well...

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/ldG55eg.jpg
:nws:


game is flash and free, and all the "cutscenes" are available directly from the menu for "research" :awesome:

http://davidgoujard.com/btd.html

e: lol, there's "ibad semen" ("mmm... it smells just like cinnamon")
e2: with porn scenes off the game actually seems like a very decent reskin of the original

SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jul 16, 2020

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



exmachina posted:

Well the font is called Orthodox Herbertarian, with a Google and a local screen printer there is no end of bad life choices you can make. For me I will always go for the "Fremen girls do it without rhythm"

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Pham Nuwen posted:

Midi-chlorians provide a scientific explanation for the Force: it's not that humans are magical, they're just full of tiny magical creatures and can use the magic. Science!

Man, George really did have an amazing talent for demonstrating that less is more as he spent 3 movies destroying all the mysteries and charm of the previous 3. I think the only artist who improved his work with more backstory was Tolkien.
My standing theory about the Star Wars fandom is that there's a large, loud slice of it that is really a fan of Harrison Ford, but due to the shift in how the system works and the fact that Ford hasn't done a lot of SF genre work other than Star Wars, they don't parse it correctly. It's like the Trekkies who were ultimately actually fans of Nimoy's Spock.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Starting in on god emperor and I'm loving the duncan austin powers frozen caveman scenes

and the man god worm but that goes without saying

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

Ingmar terdman posted:

Starting in on god emperor and I'm loving the duncan austin powers frozen caveman scenes

and the man god worm but that goes without saying

One thing to keep in mind is try to imagine each scene without Leto's narration, and your understanding of the actions of other characters is altered

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
One more thing that enhances understanding is imagining Leto's big ol' fake donger in every scene. Even in the scenes he's not in.

Especially in the scenes he's not in.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



exmachina posted:

One thing to keep in mind is try to imagine each scene without Leto's narration, and your understanding of the actions of other characters is altered

Do you mean in the sense that Leto never shuts up in that book, I do see how leaving him out would allow other characters to be more involved

e: ah, woe is me, to be a monstrously fat worm with absolute power is my lot, heavy is my burden [casually squashes 598th Duncan]

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
*Moneo stands in corner of room for 25 minutes*

"Silence Moneo and fetch my cart! We ride the royal road!"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Leto actually says all of his inner monologue out loud and everyone just has to awkwardly pretend like they don't hear him.

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

well...

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/ldG55eg.jpg
:nws:


game is flash and free, and all the "cutscenes" are available directly from the menu for "research" :awesome:

http://davidgoujard.com/btd.html

e: lol, there's "ibad semen" ("mmm... it smells just like cinnamon")
e2: with porn scenes off the game actually seems like a very decent reskin of the original

Could have had a lot more fun with "box" than this poo poo.

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