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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


Read that first bullet and thought it was going to be reeeeal cringey.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Does Jay Glazer now run the Washington Post’s sports section?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I'm wondering what the legality is of being a part owner and obviously knowing something that isn't public and trying to ship it off to someone else before it breaks. Not that anyone in their right mind should be pumping $ into this team right now, but there's a lot of dumb people out there.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling


It’s a random note from a group chat but I chose to believe everything it says

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
OH GOD YES PLEASE A REF PAYOFF SCANDAL YES

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

EL BROMANCE posted:

I'm wondering what the legality is of being a part owner and obviously knowing something that isn't public and trying to ship it off to someone else before it breaks. Not that anyone in their right mind should be pumping $ into this team right now, but there's a lot of dumb people out there.

IANAL, but you would have to think that any sale of this nature would have numerous representations and warranties in place to protect the buyers if anything significant was not disclosed during due diligence.

Plus at this point there should be enough storm clouds on the horizon to prevent any competent law firm from signing off on a purchase at this point.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Imagine paying off the refs and still going 4-12 every year

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
hoyl gently caress ahahaha

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Doltos posted:

Imagine paying off the refs and still going 4-12 every year

Jerry paid more

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

OH GOD YES PLEASE A REF PAYOFF SCANDAL YES

Please merciful god in heaven, let this be true.

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

SHOAH NUFF posted:



It’s a random note from a group chat but I chose to believe everything it says
I believe everything listed here with no further evidence, except for the bribery.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Did anyone have ref payoff scandal in the pool?

If so, Snyder probably should have paid more so his team got more wins.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kraft must have stopped paying last year

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
didn't the pimping cheerleaders come out years ago? that could have been thrown in there for the one truth and the rest being complete bullshit

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Imagine if they didn't pay them off and what record they would have had!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Isn't the pimping cheerleaders one basically what we already knew?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

SHOAH NUFF posted:



It’s a random note from a group chat but I chose to believe everything it says
:unsmigghh:

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

The NFL is kayfabe is a pretty fun one for TYOOL 2020

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

The cheerleader thing is from a couple years ago yeah. I'm not sure if they are including that to make these rumors seem more legit, or if it's yet another undocumented incident.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

OH GOD YES PLEASE A REF PAYOFF SCANDAL YES

That would definitely explain why the story's taking so long to drop.

Imagine if they have enough to finger the other owners who also paid off the refs

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
please jesus this year has sucked immensely just give me an actual paying the refs scandal I am willing to actually get on my knees and beg

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







How many nfc East fans are figuring out EXACTLY which calls were paid for

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Imagine paying off the refs and never making the playoffs

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Obviously the patriots and Steelers were bribing refs.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Lol how cheap is the Ford family, pay the refs you dopes.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

sharknado slashfic posted:

Kraft must have stopped paying last year

no no you see Snyder was paying on Bob's behalf, so when the money dried up, so did the Patriots

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

waah posted:

The cheerleader thing is from a couple years ago yeah. I'm not sure if they are including that to make these rumors seem more legit, or if it's yet another undocumented incident.

It also could be further developments. I think the original story had the passports confiscated and the cheerleaders were encouraged to "mingle" with VIPs, but stopped short of actual prostitution.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I think it's perfectly fair that in a year without football we get the greatest football scandal ever. We deserve this dammit.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

no no you see Snyder was paying on Bob's behalf, so when the money dried up, so did the Patriots

Now we know why Tom left :thunk:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MD2020 posted:

It also could be further developments. I think the original story had the passports confiscated and the cheerleaders were encouraged to "mingle" with VIPs, but stopped short of actual prostitution.

Later updates will probably involve cannibalism.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


MD2020 posted:

It also could be further developments. I think the original story had the passports confiscated and the cheerleaders were encouraged to "mingle" with VIPs, but stopped short of actual prostitution.

Yeah, the original story was basically that cheerleaders were forced into uncomfortable situations with VIPs, but didn't go as far as actual prostitution. If there is actual evidence that Snyder or others knew there was real prostitution going on... just wow.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

FizFashizzle posted:

Obviously the patriots and Steelers were bribing refs.

SEAHAWKS FANS KNEW IT ALL ALONG

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

I knew it. The redskins scandal is that the patriots were paying refs.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Things we already knew about

Cheerleader trafficking, pimping and photoshoots
Jay Gruden gently caress parties and I could've sworn there was something about a player banging one of Grudens girlfriends

Things we could safely assume about every owner and rich person

Paying off refs
Substance fueled gently caress parties

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If the ref thing is true the NFL just needs to cancel the season now and start cleaning house.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

If the ref bribing is true, lolol at how little good it did. Just lmao.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I'm just spiraling into all the Twitter rumors like with the Astros cheating stuff

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

^^same, gently caress it

Dear Ed "Guns" Hochuli

What did you know and when did you know it

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

SHOAH NUFF posted:



It’s a random note from a group chat but I chose to believe everything it says

Was Snyder nude too in those photoshoots because if so :barf:

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Imagine paying off refs and still being that dogshit.

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