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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tiggum posted:

Flag Girl could just date Billy Batson though? Just keep pretending not to know he's Captain Marvel and just tell everyone he's her completely normal, age-appropriate boyfriend?

He yells shazam at the worst possible times.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

MizPiz posted:

There's something extremely apt about Taco Bell being Arizona's

If you find yourself at a Taco Bell in Arizona, you have already made several bad decisions

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

canyoneer posted:

If you find yourself at a Taco Bell in Arizona, you have already made several bad decisions

Taking acid on a self discovery mission really wasn't meant to end this way at all.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

OK I know it was a few pages back but I can't stop thinking about the university where students think dang is a swear word, what's going on there.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

sugar mouse posted:

OK I know it was a few pages back but I can't stop thinking about the university where students think dang is a swear word, what's going on there.

Mormons.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

sugar mouse posted:

OK I know it was a few pages back but I can't stop thinking about the university where students think dang is a swear word, what's going on there.

It's a Mormon school (THE Mormon school) so they've been raised in strict religious households all their lives.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I was just waiting for some at the end to bust out the c-word and send everyone around them into convulsions

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

sugar mouse posted:

OK I know it was a few pages back but I can't stop thinking about the university where students think dang is a swear word, what's going on there.

mormons

Breakfast Burrito
Aug 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/AdamantAnarchy/status/1283830438012702720?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That dog is like a Bethesda NPC whose animation is glitching out.

Memento posted:

I was just waiting for some at the end to bust out the c-word and send everyone around them into convulsions

Sacrilegious ones are stronger.

Try ”Jesus Horsefucking Christ!”

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/aspic_tarantula/status/1282477884586827777?s=21

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

wizzardstaff posted:

It's a Mormon school (THE Mormon school) so they've been raised in strict religious households all their lives.

Huh, well cheers guys. It just makes me want to run in and scream oval office at everyone but that's just me.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1284142260821676038?s=20

Andrew has been at this since tucker went on vacation and I appreciate his dedication to the truth about tucker definitely not getting ribs removed for some weird reason

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Tiggum posted:

Flag Girl could just date Billy Batson though? Just keep pretending not to know he's Captain Marvel and just tell everyone he's her completely normal, age-appropriate boyfriend?

IIRC he didn't want to risk people putting two and two together, again, because he was more afraid of losing the respect of the old superheroes than hurting someone he cared about. Like he didn't want Billy Batson to even be someone that other superheroes know.

I remember it being a believably bad reason.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/molly_knight/status/1284119812025675783

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Tiggum posted:

Flag Girl could just date Billy Batson though? Just keep pretending not to know he's Captain Marvel and just tell everyone he's her completely normal, age-appropriate boyfriend?

Captain Marvel should have just turned back into Billy on the spot and told Wildcat that no one would ever believe him. Establish some dominance.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

Taking acid on a self discovery mission really wasn't meant to end this way at all.

You hosed up already by going to Arizona, you might as well go on a spiritual journey to Boca Raton.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1284139151525281795

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Talk about Hollow Knight!

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

"And would you like to do another hundred laps?" *Queen raises skirt to expose Her Royal Hoohaa*

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Flint_Paper posted:

"And would you like to do another hundred laps?" *Queen raises skirt to expose Her Royal Hoohaa*

Is this some kind of meme?

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1284167519981404164

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Nope. That's my twitter account! I made the horrid post and thought "gently caress it. More people need to see a version of this"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Flint_Paper posted:

Nope. That's my twitter account! I made the horrid post and thought "gently caress it. More people need to see a version of this"

Woops, didn't meant to dox you! :sweatdrop:

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Ha! Not a problem. I'm always curious about the intersection between goons and people who follow me on twitter. Plus it's fun reading this thread and then seeing posted tweets RTd into my timeline. I see you, goons. I see you.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Goonbless.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Flint_Paper posted:

Nope. That's my twitter account! I made the horrid post and thought "gently caress it. More people need to see a version of this"

They did not.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Quoting since it's being discussed!

The women who say gently caress are truly inspirational.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Came across this online dating



And I didn’t need to edit the head but it was a shopped jar jar on there

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/nich0lael/status/1283577121672171520?s=20

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



graventy posted:

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1283491753455222784

I think this'd be a lot funnier if it were true.

Little Caeser's for Michigan is 100% true. There was a LC's back home that would literally have at-minimum an assault every month, if not some sort of stabbing on the reg too.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Memento posted:

I was just waiting for some at the end to bust out the c-word and send everyone around them into convulsions

"christ"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Somebody should have mentioned the "p" word.

Edit: Unrelated, hilarious thread (somewhat :nws: for implication mostly):

https://twitter.com/okcallmejay/status/1283818566236745734

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 19:35 on Jul 17, 2020

fluffyDeathbringer
Nov 1, 2017

it's not what you've got, it's what you make of it

CleverHans posted:

They did not.

it's okay, goons aren't people

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=21

Our long national nightmare is over.

Mister Mind has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Jul 17, 2020

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Somehow, magically, for the first time in history, edit became quote!

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Is this Qanonense or some other insane 4chan conspiracy?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They arrested and executed George H. W. Bush? He must have been really hard to get to.

Also a lot a levels in this one.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

So if these people were all executed and replaced by clones, but the clones act exactly like the non-clones would, what is the point?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ImpAtom posted:

So if these people were all executed and replaced by clones, but the clones act exactly like the non-clones would, what is the point?

I mean they apparently released Fauci so the clones must suck

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


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