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drrockso20 posted:
I have absolutely repurposed “three acres of grain tastes terrible with a baked potato” when I’ve been preached at.
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if you guys don't watch AEW you're missing out on The Butcher, who seems to have taken his current look directly from Lyle lmao 
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Jul 16, 2020 03:13
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I have absolutely repurposed “three acres of grain tastes terrible with a baked potato” when I’ve been preached at. Pat sucks but gently caress people who drive Escalades.
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Jul 16, 2020 03:16
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Johnny Aztec posted:Pat sucks but “It has the fuel economy of an oil well fire and handles like a Best Western” is the best description of an Escalade I’ve ever heard.
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Jul 16, 2020 03:17
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The point of Pat is not that he is Wrong, it is that he is an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 16, 2020 04:20
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I think a lot of Beef's shirts would play real well now, he was just ahead of the curve
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Jul 16, 2020 04:40
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Dang how did I miss this!!
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Jul 16, 2020 04:42
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e-dt posted:My favourite Roast Beef trait is his weakness for crappy clothes with slogans on them: fig 1, fig 2, fig 3, edit: fig 4. You're mad at me! Shame on you!
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Jul 16, 2020 04:51
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boo_radley posted:You're mad at me! Shame on you! This is probably the best succinct description of what parenting is like possible in the English language.
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Jul 16, 2020 05:07
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Nessus posted:The point of Pat is not that he is Wrong, it is that he is an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 16, 2020 12:09
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Zereth posted:Some of his food creations certainly seem Wrong, though.
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Jul 16, 2020 12:17
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It's been years since I've had a vegan snack or meal that was gnarly on the level that a lot of the Pat foods are but I guess that's another instance of Achewood definitely belonging to a specific cultural moment. Or maybe things are different on the West Coast.
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Pat is just an rear end in a top hat who went vegan, and he kept up his rear end in a top hat ways. Food is just another way to say "gently caress you".
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Jul 17, 2020 09:50
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Zereth posted:Some of his food creations certainly seem Wrong, though. Then why are they called BESTitutes, Zereth? 
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Jul 17, 2020 10:55
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Jerusalem posted:Then why are they called BESTitutes, Zereth? bony tony posted:Pat is just an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 17, 2020 10:58
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Vegan food in general is probably prepared with greater skill in most cases. Pat, of course, no doubt finds raunchy tastes to be another thing to feel powerful about.
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Jul 17, 2020 11:24
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"Oh, you can't eat this? I'm sorry that I spent all of today making it, but I suppose I'll just throw it out." Talking to Pat is like passive-aggressive judo.
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Jul 17, 2020 11:45
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I too would be cross all day if I was a vegulon with Chron's disease.
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Jul 17, 2020 12:12
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The best Pat moment was when he discovered he was gay, had a genuine opportunity to reflect on himself, and still continued to be an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 17, 2020 13:47
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Saoshyant posted:I too would be cross all day if I was a vegulon with Chron's disease. Ray ate the reason that Pat is a vegan.
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Jul 17, 2020 13:57
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Nessus posted:Vegan food in general is probably prepared with greater skill in most cases. Pat, of course, no doubt finds raunchy tastes to be another thing to feel powerful about. A lot of Pat’s stuff is vegan/health alternatives that do the “trying to be a direct substitute” for something, and those are nearly universally awful. There’s good vegan food, but it’s never the type of stuff that’s like “I can’t believe it’s not pork”.
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Jul 17, 2020 14:42
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Ugly In The Morning posted:A lot of Pat’s stuff is vegan/health alternatives that do the “trying to be a direct substitute” for something, and those are nearly universally awful. There’s good vegan food, but it’s never the type of stuff that’s like “I can’t believe it’s not pork”. In the interest of Cookbooks, I did this salad last week and it was absolutely insane the flavor you can get: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G219FeiLdPw - keep the feta out and you're good to go.  i added a few jammy eggs for proteinRandom just landed me on this, the Scott Pilgrim special: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05112004
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Jul 17, 2020 14:53
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I've never noticed that Ray has a lucky cig
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Jul 17, 2020 15:08
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 (a company where Todd is allowed to use the phone)
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Jul 17, 2020 15:32
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"Ray scolding Todd" are some of my favorite moments
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Jul 17, 2020 15:49
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smarxist posted:"Ray scolding Todd" are some of my favorite moments God dammit Todd
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Don't do cocaine at me!
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Jul 17, 2020 16:02
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You get back in rehab and you get a leech on you! Immediately, Todd!
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Jul 17, 2020 16:52
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:You get back in rehab and you get a leech on you! Immediately, Todd! Dogg is always out gettin' his leech on, can't hardly stop him.
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Jul 17, 2020 17:00
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We never got the origin story for the stutter
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Jul 17, 2020 17:08
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smarxist posted:if you guys don't watch AEW you're missing out on The Butcher, who seems to have taken his current look directly from Lyle lmao now that's a man i could imagine puking at a football
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Jul 17, 2020 17:25
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smarxist posted:"Ray scolding Todd" are some of my favorite moments SCREW YOU, rear end in a top hat! I ONLY LISTEN TO D-D-DOUBLE MUSIC!
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Jul 17, 2020 17:28
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I'm sorry. My colleague is a terrible man.
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prefect posted:Dogg is always out gettin' his leech on, can't hardly stop him. Why are we still talking about this?
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Jul 17, 2020 18:46
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smarxist posted:if you guys don't watch AEW you're missing out on The Butcher, who seems to have taken his current look directly from Lyle lmao He's also the bassist in Every Time I Die, so he is definitely about to have to meet the children of Senator Dell Graham.
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Jul 17, 2020 20:12
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Deathlove posted:He's also the bassist in Every Time I Die, so he is definitely about to have to meet the children of Senator Dell Graham. what a wonderful storyline to be reminded of Jesus Ray we got the chessboard out but you playin' Whac-a-Mole
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Jul 17, 2020 20:43
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Daktar posted:The best Pat moment was when he discovered he was gay, had a genuine opportunity to reflect on himself, and still continued to be an rear end in a top hat. Yup, though I do think he actually did become slightly less of one than he was before, or at least he stopped doing stuff that would send him to jail Ugly In The Morning posted:A lot of Pat’s stuff is vegan/health alternatives that do the “trying to be a direct substitute” for something, and those are nearly universally awful. There’s good vegan food, but it’s never the type of stuff that’s like “I can’t believe it’s not pork”. My sister recently became Vegan(at literally the worst time in the world to do so) and honestly most of the fake meat she's bought has been actually pretty decent
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there was a cafe in san jose whose menu was entirely buddhist style meat analogue dishes. that was some of the tastiest food I've ever bolted down into my cavernous belly. it comes down again to onstad's razor: pat is an rear end in a top hat
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World War Mammories posted:what a wonderful storyline to be reminded of Which in turn reminds me that Ray is a man of simple pleasures:  
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drrockso20 posted:My sister recently became Vegan(at literally the worst time in the world to do so) and honestly most of the fake meat she's bought has been actually pretty decent Also a lot of his stuff was home-made.
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