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I love how apparently per the list Bill and Melinda Gates got lynched in India and the president and VP had a death battle over a year ago and only this dude heard about it. You'd think it would have been more notable.
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projecthalaxy posted:I love how apparently per the list Bill and Melinda Gates got lynched in India and the president and VP had a death battle over a year ago and only this dude heard about it. You'd think it would have been more notable. Oh you missed it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-wxedKhLP0
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The Little Death posted:Is this Qanonense or some other insane 4chan conspiracy? it honestly reads like some channer just making poo poo up and injecting it into qanon for laffs
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Mister Mind posted:https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=21 I like how this heavily implies that Jennifer Aniston turned State’s evidence on the rest of the cast.
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Her professor's surname though
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CommissarMega posted:Her professor's surname though The 2 AM announcement at Weinstein's Pub(es) & Grill.
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CommissarMega posted:Her professor's surname though Yeah. I hope it has some snooty French pronunciation.
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CommissarMega posted:Her professor's surname though oh one more, I simply must
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Yeah, it's called Friday.
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quote:Trebek also acknowledged that he smoked pot as a potential cure for arthritis, and said he once tried cocaine but didn’t like how it burned his nose. In the later years of his life, his primary vice became a Snickers bars and diet Pepsi, which he consumed each morning for breakfast. “I ran into a nutritionist who said, ‘Oh, Alex that’s terrible! You’ve got to be eating better than that at the start of the day.’ So I changed. I stopped eating Snickers and Diet Pepsi and I replaced them with Milky Ways and Diet Cokes,” he quipped in another past interview.
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[Belches cloud of breakfast Pepsi] WHAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING DICK BITCH TITTY ALEX?
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Imma have to disagree here  *cries* Theyre pectorals!! 
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Susan Orlean has paid penance for her blatant joke thievery at the start of lockdown. The slate is clean. https://twitter.com/mattufford/status/1284330142521872384?s=21
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Someone's probably posted it way down in the comments but it's the first time I've seen her referenced in the wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL6KgbrGSKQ
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There was a Dublin branch of popular Irish kebab restaurant 'Abrakebabra' that became so notorious for late night knife attacks, everyone called it 'Stabrakebabra'. Rip Stabrakebabra, you may have been dangerously stabby, but your kebabs were delicious at 3 in the morning
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I'm not sure about Alex T swearing a lot, he's been trolled pretty hard by a famous prank caller for the last 10 years and has always been a gentleman in the face of some tremendous nonsense.
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FFT posted:Someone's probably posted it way down in the comments but it's the first time I've seen her referenced in the wild: Ha, I also grew up listening to that and immediately thought of it. Gotta say it probably hasn't aged as well as most of Lehrer's work though.
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Nobody's impressed, Uranus. Stop showing off.
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https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1284522352542449665 https://twitter.com/JagnjicTomislav/status/1284077048173072384    
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Most of these suck, this one though, legit made me laugh.
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RandomFerret posted:Nobody's impressed, stop showing off Uranus.
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