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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I thought the fallout between Bootsy and Mike was over politics?

When I had heard that, I knew exactly what side either was on.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

[darkness split by a spotlight shining down on a slim, Rockabilly hairdo and fixed gap teeth]

Good evening. I'm Motherfucker Mike. Now, some of you may be wondering- "What is this cat up to? What's his plan tonight?" No plan. No jokes. Just a serious discussion on this countries borders and the safety of its people. That's why I- *puts on Lets Make America Great Again hat* fully intend to express my rights as an American and vote for Trump. Because it's time we tell those assbags in congress: "You're Fired!"

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

he had to change you know what's bullshit to you know what's BS for youtube monetization bux

when did the moral crusaders take over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CawIjpm6okY

remember pogs?

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Please only use this thread to post tweets by Mike Matei explaining to his redhead gamergirl gf what a fartknocker is and not whatever incredibly depressing new thing James had to do in order to provide for his family.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/696553266751135745

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Trying to remember the differences in the technodrome levels in TMNT 2 - 4 and thinking that maybe I should take up Brain Age.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmao

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

mike matei has a massive 10 inch cock

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

mysterious loyall X posted:

mike matei has a massive 10 inch cock

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Man with a 10 inch penis: this new cartoon isnt the same as the cartoon i watched in the 80s

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/1298128579713290240?s=19

Pushy Cat
Jun 24, 2016

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


its the only vehicle out there that can fit his massive dong

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Spoderman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e9Pb0lQSfg

i've never made it through the whole video. it's too hard to watch

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
new episode with special guest star. also he acknowledges that the PS1 is the best CD player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnceSzQ-CpI

Cockashocka
Sep 13, 2013

Bubble brother

trying to jack off posted:

its the only vehicle out there that can fit his massive dong

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


Im lolling picturing him driving backwards.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Er, that is to say,... The truck is going forwards but he's seated backwards, so that the trailer can house his massive penis.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

net cafe scandal posted:

Er, that is to say,... The truck is going forwards but he's seated backwards, so that the trailer can house his massive penis.

He obviously sits atop it, facing forward, like a witches broom.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Arrhythmia posted:

He obviously sits atop it, facing forward, like a witches broom.
:stare:

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Arrhythmia posted:

He obviously sits atop it, facing forward, like a witches broom.

I don't understand.

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Frenz
Jan 14, 2009

he bends it back so it goes into the trailer while he faces forward and drives

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Maybe he throws it over his shoulder.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

American McGay posted:

Maybe he throws it over his shoulder.

What if he gets a hard on.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

net cafe scandal posted:

What if he gets a hard on.



Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Ahahahaha

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmfao

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


this making me remember the time mike mattei was having trouble walking in a straight line in half life 2 and people in his chat were telling him to go into a shipping container and he said i don't see a shipping container. i only see the thing on optimus prime's back

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
https://clips.twitch.tv/EntertainingEntertainingGarbageMikeHogu

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