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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Kharohz posted:

I'm so thrilled, I can't wait to tell my qanon loving mother that I bought a wayfair couch. Gonna tell her I found children's toys under the recliner.

Please be careful though. A screenshot (with heavy jpg artifacts) of the message to your mom could end up as conclusive evidence of child trafficking on some qanon board and lead to people shooting up the Wayfair headquarters. Godspeed.

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Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Phobophilia posted:

There are the paranoid-schizophrenics, and then there are the people who are in control of their faculties and are using the former. For instance:


These guys know what they're doing. Trump doesn't mind, he probably like the idea of being God, he doesn't think hard about His reponsibilities.


I find this funny because all these assholes can't loving shut up about the 300 Spartans that Cyrus' son beat up in that little war of theirs.

I was riding in an Uber a few months ago and the driver was listening to a QAnon podcast and the host was basically saying how he has proof that everything in QAnon is true and Trump is destroying the deep state but no he couldn't actually show the evidence he claims he has. People like that absolutely know what they're doing and they're grifting off schizophrenic people.

Told the Uber driver to look into Marxism because that has all the answers and he said he would so maybe I changed someone that day.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Chuka Umana posted:

I was riding in an Uber a few months ago and the driver was listening to a QAnon podcast and the host was basically saying how he has proof that everything in QAnon is true and Trump is destroying the deep state but no he couldn't actually show the evidence he claims he has. People like that absolutely know what they're doing and they're grifting off schizophrenic people.

Told the Uber driver to look into Marxism because that has all the answers and he said he would so maybe I changed someone that day.

Marxism as Mormonism

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=591758
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1438600

He tried to warn us :tinfoil:

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Reading a 2003 thread is surreal

Kharohz
Jul 25, 2007

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE

GABA ghoul posted:

Please be careful though. A screenshot (with heavy jpg artifacts) of the message to your mom could end up as conclusive evidence of child trafficking on some qanon board and lead to people shooting up the Wayfair headquarters. Godspeed.

Since when does anyone at qanon need any evidence for any action they take?

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Mom, listen. Wayfair has just what I need.

You say he's "just a friend?"

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/AlKapDC/status/1283479163169640448

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
They're already trying to justify the massive looming economic depression as "he had to destroy the global economy in order to disarm the deepstate"




I'm confident that Trump could be torn apart by wild dogs on the south lawn and these people would be like "he had to get ripped limb from limb so that he could finally lull the deepstate into a false sense of security"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
...... isnt pleurisy caused by covid

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1283922759723057152?s=19

https://youtu.be/97akfYZv28I

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


Isn't Matt Furie still pissed at them turning his creation into hate symbol?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Youth Decay posted:

Isn't Matt Furie still pissed at them turning his creation into hate symbol?

Documentary is about that, him suing and trying to reclaim it

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I feel so bad for Matt Furie. I can’t imagine having something silly and fun I made become a literal Nazi iconography that must be an awful feeling

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

"You won't see this on social media!" She twitted.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I feel so bad for Matt Furie. I can’t imagine having something silly and fun I made become a literal Nazi iconography that must be an awful feeling

I loved the feels good man frog and made a stencil for some diy screen printing years ago (2010ish? 2012ish?) and now I can't use it for anything goddammit.

EDIT: I'm going to be straight up pissed off if they retcon dickbutt into a fasc symbol.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Delta-Wye posted:

I loved the feels good man frog and made a stencil for some diy screen printing years ago (2010ish? 2012ish?) and now I can't use it for anything goddammit.

EDIT: I'm going to be straight up pissed off if they retcon dickbutt into a fasc symbol.

Ah ha, you thought it was hitler but it was dickbutt

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=20

Did they kill the Lisa Kudrow who was on Friends, or the one who was on Mad About You? How did Paul Reiser escape?

And seriously: how does Friends fit into the Q mythology?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=20

Did they kill the Lisa Kudrow who was on Friends, or the one who was on Mad About You? How did Paul Reiser escape?

And seriously: how does Friends fit into the Q mythology?

They expect me to believe that Jennifer Aniston is innocent, but the rest of the cast is guilty?

If any Friends cast member is an adrenochrome user, it’s gotta be the one that looks like they’ve aged the least, right?

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I'll be there for you
(When the awakening starts to storm)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me Q)

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I'm a little surprised they don't go after the cast of Seinfeld, especially after that lost episode was leaked onto the internet.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I'm a little surprised they don't go after the cast of Seinfeld, especially after that lost episode was leaked onto the internet.

I would imagine most Qanon supporters don’t think Michael Richards did anything wrong.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

waitwaitwait, they got Bill Gates in 2013?

Right under Obama's nose? What is Trump even doing then

E: Oh I see, it was a vigilante action by angry Indian parents of vaccine crippled children

E2: holy poo poo, Mike Pence executed for attempting to assassinate Trump? Is putting a body double on the reelection ticket legal?

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jul 17, 2020

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Blue Moonlight posted:

They expect me to believe that Jennifer Aniston is innocent, but the rest of the cast is guilty?

If any Friends cast member is an adrenochrome user, it’s gotta be the one that looks like they’ve aged the least, right?

It is because she doesn't wear a bra and that makes them horny

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Can't believe George Soros is paying us from beyond the grave.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Ok so I should make a Kickstarter to free the kids by buying stuff on Wayfair?
If they're right we will have saved some kids, if they're not oh well Wayfair has just what I need.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Crypto_Brando/status/1283968072831959047?s=19

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
I thought Soros, Obama, and Hillary, and to a lesser extent Bill Gates, were the final bosses of the (((Cabal))). If they've already been executed, why is QAnon still a thing? How is this not victory?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
The people aren't yet prepared for the Truth.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I thought Soros, Obama, and Hillary, and to a lesser extent Bill Gates, were the final bosses of the (((Cabal))). If they've already been executed, why is QAnon still a thing? How is this not victory?

They’re waiting for the big day where Trump reveals what he’s been doing in secret for the last few years, conclusively presents evidence of the crimes against humanity in a way not even their grandchildren can deny, throws open the gates to the molechild prisons, executes all remaining Democratic politicians, revalues the dinar and officially ushers in a new utopia

It’s apparently a wonderful feeling to be convinced that you’ve already won and you’re just waiting for the day where your enemies will be maximally humiliated

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I thought Soros, Obama, and Hillary, and to a lesser extent Bill Gates, were the final bosses of the (((Cabal))). If they've already been executed, why is QAnon still a thing? How is this not victory?

I guess people didn't experience any kind improvement about their lives or themselves from all of this, so it can't really just be over yet. The brand will go on as long as the emotional demand for it is still there. The whole mechanics and canon/wiki around it don't really mean much

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The eternal demand for more Deep State Leader clones to torture and/or execute

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Blue Moonlight posted:

They expect me to believe that Jennifer Aniston is innocent, but the rest of the cast is guilty?

If any Friends cast member is an adrenochrome user, it’s gotta be the one that looks like they’ve aged the least, right?

I think the only criteria is anyone they dislike.

That kid who shoved me in my locker in third grade: ARRESTED AND EXECUTED

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Esplanade posted:

I think the only criteria is anyone they dislike.

That kid who shoved me in my locker in third grade: ARRESTED AND EXECUTED

Yeah it's the Inferno but for 2020.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

text me a vag pic posted:

Ah ha, you thought it was hitler but it was dickbutt

Trump is dickbutt. Just compare the way they stand.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



The Chairman posted:

They’re waiting for the big day where Trump reveals what he’s been doing in secret for the last few years, conclusively presents evidence of the crimes against humanity in a way not even their grandchildren can deny, throws open the gates to the molechild prisons, executes all remaining Democratic politicians, revalues the dinar and officially ushers in a new utopia

It’s apparently a wonderful feeling to be convinced that you’ve already won and you’re just waiting for the day where your enemies will be maximally humiliated
Q people don't actually want The Great Awakening, they want to sit on the sofa writing facebook comments saying "get the popcorn ready!" and "pain is coming!" until they loving die

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=20

Did they kill the Lisa Kudrow who was on Friends, or the one who was on Mad About You? How did Paul Reiser escape?

And seriously: how does Friends fit into the Q mythology?

Howie Mandell: Arrested for the crime of Bobby's World.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Antifa Turkeesian posted:

https://twitter.com/denjiwilliams/status/1283140954031939584?s=20

Did they kill the Lisa Kudrow who was on Friends, or the one who was on Mad About You? How did Paul Reiser escape?

And seriously: how does Friends fit into the Q mythology?

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
The Q-heads and Chuds are hassling Tim Heidecker and Will Farrell for being pizza pedos because of this Child Clown Outlet sketch and the related ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Jul 19, 2020

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