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hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6iduWmgKFo

# ? Jul 18, 2020 23:25

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:26

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

hemale in pain posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6iduWmgKFo

Hell what's not to believe

# ? Jul 18, 2020 23:32

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

really the question you should ask is what can't bigfoot do?

# ? Jul 19, 2020 00:36

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Inverted Icon posted:

This is why we need one world government. We'll never get invited into the galactic council without one

That's what the reptilians want you to think! :tinfoil:

# ? Jul 19, 2020 01:13

Sentinel: Jan 1, 2009; High Tech
Low Life

So does anyone have any links to a site with good case reports and the like?
I want to find an archive of stuff to peruse.

I've only found this site:
http://ufologie.patrickgross.org/htm/colares.htm
It's got a few good articles that are fun to dive into but im looking for others out there if anyone's got any suggestions

# ? Jul 19, 2020 01:51

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Since the mods irresponsibly want us to go outside without the proper precautions, I'm glad that this bigfoot information is being shared

# ? Jul 19, 2020 01:59

mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

Big Beef City posted:

Hell what's not to believe

Dr. R. Lee Sprinkle

The UFOs are tourists being like 'lol haha'

# ? Jul 19, 2020 02:01

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Bigfoot is such a misnomer. His feet are only big compared to human feet. They're actually quite dainty for his species.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 02:02

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Bigfoot is such a misnomer. His feet are only big compared to human feet. They're actually quite dainty for his species.

you're talking about his corporeal feet, but what about his interdimentional infrasound feet hmmmmm??

# ? Jul 19, 2020 06:06

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Bigfoot is ableist. He is Bigfeet. How dare you. Ramps must be installed in all forests in case he becomes Bigwheels.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 06:23

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Dick Bastardly posted:

you're talking about his corporeal feet, but what about his interdimentional infrasound feet hmmmmm??

You mean his hands?

# ? Jul 19, 2020 06:24

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Someone brought up Bigfoot in conversation yesterday, but somehow we never touched on the UFO connection.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 07:10

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

OMFG FURRY posted:

really the question you should ask is what can't bigfoot do?

last summer I was out back building a deck. I had dropped my last drat nail and was down on all fours digging around in the grass trying to find that sucker when out of nowhere bigfoot showed up. he had a whole freaking box of nails! he also brought a six pack of andy gator and we just drank and shot the poo poo about reptoids before his wife called. he forgot his kids had softball practice and boy did he take off in a hurry. really swell guy, he should get a planner though

edit: now that im thinking about bigfoot again i never remember him mentioning anything about ufos, and i certainly never saw him in one. fun fact bigfoot rides a street bike. i cant remember what kind though i was never really into motorcycles, i will ask him next time i run into him though

flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jul 19, 2020

# ? Jul 19, 2020 07:24

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Someone brought up Bigfoot in conversation yesterday, but somehow we never touched on the UFO connection.

I mentioned at work yesterday that there's more evidence for Bigfoot than jesus.

Made an old lady mad.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 13:10

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I mentioned at work yesterday that there's more evidence for Bigfoot than jesus.

Made an old lady mad.

*music swelling*

This summer...just when you thought it was safe...to talk about religion at the office again...it's

INTERNET ATHEIST TWO - CRYPTID FEVER

# ? Jul 19, 2020 13:56

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

Sentinel posted:

So does anyone have any links to a site with good case reports and the like?
I want to find an archive of stuff to peruse.

I've only found this site:
http://ufologie.patrickgross.org/htm/colares.htm
It's got a few good articles that are fun to dive into but im looking for others out there if anyone's got any suggestions

Nuforc.org is a report database

Theironskeptic.com for reading

# ? Jul 19, 2020 15:07

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Sentinel posted:

So does anyone have any links to a site with good case reports and the like?
I want to find an archive of stuff to peruse.

I've only found this site:
http://ufologie.patrickgross.org/htm/colares.htm
It's got a few good articles that are fun to dive into but im looking for others out there if anyone's got any suggestions

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxevent.html

# ? Jul 19, 2020 15:29

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Pontificating rear end posted:

I used to get sleep paralysis for a short while as a kid, but I never thought it was real. Mostly because in the dream I didn't see aliens, it was the piranha plant from Mario brothers, but more realistic kinda like from Little Shop of Horrors.

this is a few pages back and old but yeah sorry that was me and it was very, very real.

# ? Jul 19, 2020 20:47

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Plant MONSTER. posted:

this is a few pages back and old but yeah sorry that was me and it was very, very real.

Please stay out of children's bedrooms. You are not a mod.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:45

Thunder Moose: Mar 7, 2015; S.J.C.

Really dumb, maybe.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:53

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

hey pal

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:59

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

sleep paralysis is caused by ufo hypno rays that with night vision you can see with the naked eye. i read this fact in william bramleys the gods of eden which was sourced too sparsely for my liking tbqh

i can verify that sasquatch has nothing to do with sleep paralysis. heck he suffers it himself, dunno how much hed like me divulging that information but i just want people to know bigfoots just like me and you. give the dude a break already

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:20

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay dog house

bigfoot is a gundam

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:26

Thunder Moose: Mar 7, 2015; S.J.C.

R.L. Stine posted:

bigfoot is a gundam

which one though? is he the one with the big rear end forearm gun? can he be?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:25

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

what is skinwalker ranch ?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:56

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

toggle posted:

what is skinwalker ranch ?

It's a ranch that has a hole through space-time on the property, and through that hole all sorts of monsters have come and gone over the years. Naturally, such a thing is located in Utah.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:59

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

is this still happening now??

# ? Jul 20, 2020 04:00

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Want to smoke weed on skinwalker ranch.

Big Beef City posted:

*music swelling*

This summer...just when you thought it was safe...to talk about religion at the office again...it's

INTERNET ATHEIST TWO - CRYPTID FEVER

I trim weed for work, bigfoot and religion is tame workplace discussion compared to the high school level drama we've had lately, or insulting the weed.

Want to smoke with an interdimensional bigfoot.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 04:13

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

toggle posted:

what is skinwalker ranch ?

the last podcast on the left series on this is fun if you are one of the people that can tolerate henry

# ? Jul 20, 2020 05:28

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

the last podcast on the left series on this is fun if you are one of the people that can tolerate henry

yeah cool, 3 hours of whacky morning djs laughing at their own jokes

# ? Jul 20, 2020 06:20

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

you only listen to serious podcasts about wormholes and aliens got it

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:19

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Humans fighting over podcasts is what the aliens want

# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:16

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

THIS IS EARL GRAYS *SPACESHIP NOISE* AND T-BONE (MOOOO) COMIN TO YOU LIVE FROM THE MOTHERSHIP ARE YOU CATTLE READY FOR PROBING (MOOING, CHAINSAW NOISES, LASER FIRE, SPOOKY OOOEEEOO NOISES)!
EARL WE GON TALK BOUT SKINWALKER TODAY AND I DON'T MEAN THE KIND YOU GET FROM YOUR EXWIFE AFTER A WEEKEND WITH ZARLAP YKNOW I MEAN (GARBLED ALIEN SPEECH NOISES GUNFIRE WOMEN SCREAMING)

# ? Jul 20, 2020 14:43

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i can verify that sasquatch has nothing to do with sleep paralysis. heck he suffers it himself, dunno how much hed like me divulging that information but i just want people to know bigfoots just like me and you. give the dude a break already

Yeah, UFO induced sleep paralysis sucks for sure. Joke's on them aliens tho, my anus is so hairy they keep losing their probes on account of their signals not getting thru. (if some of you folks want authentic alien dildos text me)

# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:01

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

You know, I keep on switching channels to the Alienist and I'm forever disappointed that I never see any face huggers or Predators, or even real aliens on that show. Talk about untruth in advertising..

# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:12

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I miss it when aliens could look like cones or just generally be amorphous or w/e and now they're all short dudes with big eyes when did they all become so conformist?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 16:45

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

toggle posted:

yeah cool, 3 hours of whacky morning djs laughing at their own jokes

For real, they suck rear end. I remember trying to listen to the Charles Ng and Leonard Lake episode, and half of it was the one guy doing his "CHING CHONG ME CHINESE" voice like it's just the funniest poo poo in the world.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 17:01

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

toggle posted:

yeah cool, 3 hours of whacky morning djs laughing at their own jokes

I keep trying to listen to it but I can't get over that, whoever the guy is who interjects with a "joke" every 1 minute and thirty seconds like clockwork really thinks he's the funniest thing ever.

Skinwalker Ranch owns because some guy bought the property so it could be researched and as soon as actual sciencey people showed up pretty much all the mysterious phenomena stopped. Aliens too smart for that poo poo.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 17:30

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Bigfoot's interdimentional stank is pungent enough to get you high just by being within proximity of old squatch I've been told

# ? Jul 20, 2020 19:48

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:26

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/23/us/politics/pentagon-ufo-harry-reid-navy.html

quote:

Despite Pentagon statements that it disbanded a once-covert program to investigate unidentified flying objects, the effort remains underway � renamed and tucked inside the Office of Naval Intelligence, where officials continue to study mystifying encounters between military pilots and unidentified aerial vehicles.

Pentagon officials will not discuss the program, which is not classified but deals with classified matters. Yet it appeared last month in a Senate committee report outlining spending on the nation�s intelligence agencies for the coming year. The report said the program, the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon Task Force, was �to standardize collection and reporting� on sightings of unexplained aerial vehicles, and was to report at least some of its findings to the public every six months.

While retired officials involved with the effort � including Harry Reid, the former Senate majority leader � hope the program will seek evidence of vehicles from other worlds, its main focus is on discovering whether another nation, especially any potential adversary, is using breakout aviation technology that could threaten the United States.

Senator Marco Rubio, the Florida Republican who is the acting chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, told a CBS affiliate in Miami this month that he was primarily concerned about reports of unidentified aircraft over American military bases � and that it was in the government�s interest to find out who was responsible.

He expressed concerns that China or Russia or some other adversary had made �some technological leap� that �allows them to conduct this sort of activity.�

Mr. Rubio said some of the unidentified aerial vehicles over U.S. bases possibly exhibited technologies not in the American arsenal. But he also noted: �Maybe there is a completely, sort of, boring explanation for it. But we need to find out.�

In 2017, The New York Times disclosed the existence of a predecessor unit, called the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. Defense Department officials said at the time that the unit and its $22 million in funding had lapsed after 2012.

People working with the program, however, said it was still in operation in 2017 and beyond, statements later confirmed by the Defense Department.

The program was begun in 2007 under the Defense Intelligence Agency and was then placed within the office of the undersecretary of defense for intelligence, which remains responsible for its oversight. But its coordination with the intelligence community will be carried out by the Office of Naval Intelligence, as described in the Senate budget bill. The program never lapsed in those years, but little was disclosed about the post-2017 operations.

The Pentagon program�s previous director, Luis Elizondo, a former military intelligence official who resigned in October 2017 after 10 years with the program, confirmed that the new task force evolved from the advanced aerospace program.

�It no longer has to hide in the shadows,� Mr. Elizondo said. �It will have a new transparency.�

Mr. Elizondo is among a small group of former government officials and scientists with security clearances who, without presenting physical proof, say they are convinced that objects of undetermined origin have crashed on earth with materials retrieved for study.

For more than a decade, the Pentagon program has been conducting classified briefings for congressional committees, aerospace company executives and other government officials, according to interviews with program participants and unclassified briefing documents.

In some cases, earthly explanations have been found for previously unexplained incidents. Even lacking a plausible terrestrial explanation does not make an extraterrestrial one the most likely, astrophysicists say.

Mr. Reid, the former Democratic senator from Nevada who pushed for funding the earlier U.F.O. program when he was the majority leader, said he believed that crashes of objects of unknown origin may have occurred and that retrieved materials should be studied.

�After looking into this, I came to the conclusion that there were reports � some were substantive, some not so substantive � that there were actual materials that the government and the private sector had in their possession,� Mr. Reid said in an interview.

No crash artifacts have been publicly produced for independent verification. Some retrieved objects, such as unusual metallic fragments, were later identified from laboratory studies as man-made.

Eric W. Davis, an astrophysicist who worked as a subcontractor and then a consultant for the Pentagon U.F.O. program since 2007, said that, in some cases, examination of the materials had so far failed to determine their source and led him to conclude, �We couldn�t make it ourselves.�

The constraints on discussing classified programs � and the ambiguity of information cited in unclassified slides from the briefings � have put officials who have studied U.F.O.s in the position of stating their views without presenting any hard evidence.

Mr. Davis, who now works for Aerospace Corporation, a defense contractor, said he gave a classified briefing to a Defense Department agency as recently as March about retrievals from �off-world vehicles not made on this earth.�

Mr. Davis said he also gave classified briefings on retrievals of unexplained objects to staff members of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Oct. 21, 2019, and to staff members of the Senate Intelligence Committee two days later.

Committee staff members did not respond to requests for comment on the issue.

Public fascination with the topic of U.F.O.s has drawn in President Trump, who told his son Donald Trump Jr. in a June interview that he knew �very interesting� things about Roswell � a city in New Mexico that is central to speculation about the existence of U.F.O.s. The president demurred when asked if he would declassify any information on Roswell. �I�ll have to think about that one,� he said.

Either way, Mr. Reid said, more should be made public to clarify what is known and what is not. �It is extremely important that information about the discovery of physical materials or retrieved craft come out,� he said.

# ? Jul 24, 2020 16:11

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