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Goons Are Gifts

because my burger didn't have cheese and that made me sad :smith:

# ? Jul 19, 2020 23:23

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a burg with no cheese is scarcely a burg at all

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# ? Jul 19, 2020 23:31

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

prepuce repurposed posted:

a burg with no cheese is scarcely a burg at all

# ? Jul 19, 2020 23:34

Goons Are Gifts

prepuce repurposed posted:

a burg with no cheese is scarcely a burg at all

wise words
eating dutch cheese now

# ? Jul 19, 2020 23:52

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

BurgerCheese

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 19, 2020 23:57

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

cda posted:

night cheese

band name. :rock:

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:52

AARD VARKMAN

ate string cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:54

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

TheAardvark posted:

ate string cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner today

I saw your Avatar and thought I was in the CSPAM thread you're moderating!

Hello and welcome, TheAardvark!

Do you have any pets, favorite crimes, or funny personal anecdotes involving escaped zoo animals you're willing to share?

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# ? Jul 20, 2020 00:59

Spaced God: All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

hi friends

here's a cool fact i just learned that's made me chuckle

so there was an alligator in the berlin zoo in the 1930s named after hitler. he was captured by the soviets during the fall of berlin and brought back to moscow and renamed saturn. saturn then lived to be possibly the oldest alligator in human history.

therefore.

the sentence "adolf hitler was one of the oldest alligators in recorded history" is a legitimate, factual, true statement.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Spaced God posted:

hi friends

here's a cool fact i just learned that's made me chuckle

so there was an alligator in the berlin zoo in the 1930s named after hitler. he was captured by the soviets during the fall of berlin and brought back to moscow and renamed saturn. saturn then lived to be possibly the oldest alligator in human history.

therefore.

the sentence "adolf hitler was one of the oldest alligators in recorded history" is a legitimate, factual, true statement.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:09

Manifisto

Spaced God posted:

hi friends

here's a cool fact i just learned that's made me chuckle

so there was an alligator in the berlin zoo in the 1930s named after hitler. he was captured by the soviets during the fall of berlin and brought back to moscow and renamed saturn. saturn then lived to be possibly the oldest alligator in human history.

therefore.

the sentence "adolf hitler was one of the oldest alligators in recorded history" is a legitimate, factual, true statement.

nice!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:10

AARD VARKMAN

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I saw your Avatar and thought I was in the CSPAM thread you're moderating!

Hello and welcome, TheAardvark!

Do you have any pets, favorite crimes, or funny personal anecdotes involving escaped zoo animals you're willing to share?

I recently found out there was a case called

United States v. One Lucite Ball Containing Lunar Material (One Moon Rock) and One Ten Inch by Fourteen Inch Wooden Plaque

which is an incredible name imo.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

TheAardvark posted:

I recently found out there was a case called

United States v. One Lucite Ball Containing Lunar Material (One Moon Rock) and One Ten Inch by Fourteen Inch Wooden Plaque

which is an incredible name imo.

Hahahahaha

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# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:35

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

In rem cases frequently involve competing claims to the same real or personal property, so the courts are asked to decide who is entitled to the property.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:49

Prof. Crocodile

Barking Gecko posted:

In rem cases frequently involve competing claims to the same real or personal property, so the courts are asked to decide who is entitled to the property.

I wonder who wound up being entitled to Alan Rosen, the lucite ball, the plaque, or the US gov't?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 01:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I expect Mr. Rosen ended up $50,000 plus his attorney's fees poorer, and the United States ended up with the lucite ball and the plaque.
The retired Honduran colonel was the real winner here.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:24

AARD VARKMAN

what i don't get is why the lady from I Love Lucy was tied up in all this in the first place

# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

TheAardvark posted:

what i don't get is why the lady from I Love Lucy was tied up in all this in the first place

She stole a moon rock

# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:44

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

She stole a moon rock

wait, like, from the moon??!?

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

wait, like, from the moon??!?

How else you get a moon rock, smart guy?

# ? Jul 20, 2020 02:58

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

civil forfeiture cases are hosed up for un-byob reasons but they are always the govt. vs the seized property so you wind up with some very BYOB case names like the above and 'The United States of America vs. one 2001 green Ford Focus and 3 pieces of juicy fruit gum'

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:00

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Under admiralty law, a vessel can be arrested and held as security for some types of claims.
Normally, "arrested" is only used in criminal law, but admiralty law is an exception, even though the proceedings are civil in nature.

Note that this has nothing to do with being a peeman on the land or the presence or absence of gold fringe on the flag displayed in the courtroom.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:07

more falafel please: forums poster

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

civil forfeiture cases are hosed up for un-byob reasons but they are always the govt. vs the seized property so you wind up with some very BYOB case names like the above and 'The United States of America vs. one 2001 green Ford Focus and 3 pieces of juicy fruit gum'

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni...f_Clacker_Balls

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# ? Jul 20, 2020 03:27

Escape From Noise

Bagel with chevre is pretty great, especially if you also add some red onion, cucumber, and arugula.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 04:31

Robot Made of Meat

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Bagel with chevre is pretty great, especially if you also add some red onion, cucumber, and arugula.

Oh please. Can't we just let the chevre lay?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 04:37

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

*shits pants and cries instead of wiping*

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# ? Jul 20, 2020 05:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

owlhawk911 posted:

*shits pants and cries instead of wiping*

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# ? Jul 20, 2020 05:43

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Spaced God posted:

the sentence "adolf hitler was one of the oldest alligators in recorded history" is a legitimate, factual, true statement.

I fact-checked this before repeating it to my wife, where by "fact-checked" I mean I looked at wikipedia, which suggests you'd have to cut it down by a word; "Hitler was one of the oldest alligators in recorded history" would be right.

(The text says he was temporarily named Hitler, the sidebar says he was named *after* Adolf Hitler, but doesn't suggest he was named Adolf Hitler.)

# ? Jul 20, 2020 07:36

Escape From Noise

owlhawk911 posted:

*shits pants and cries instead of wiping*

If you angle your tears right you can use them to bidet.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 07:45

Prof. Crocodile

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

If you angle your tears right you can use them to bidet.

*laughs at your old-fashioned ways as I saunter up to my rear end-wiping robot*

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:18

nut

cracked my growler of mulberry kombucha and it carbonated so hard it ripped the swing top off the bottle, a powerful success story and I didn�t even put a hole in the ceiling!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:22

Robot Made of Meat

roomforthetuna posted:

(The text says he was temporarily named Hitler, the sidebar says he was named *after* Adolf Hitler, but doesn't suggest he was named Adolf Hitler.)

Well, we were all named after Adolph Hitler if you think about it.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

nut posted:

cracked my growler of mulberry kombucha and it carbonated so hard it ripped the swing top off the bottle, a powerful success story and I didn�t even put a hole in the ceiling!

Stay safe booch drinkers!

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:24

Amp

nut posted:

cracked my growler of mulberry kombucha and it carbonated so hard it ripped the swing top off the bottle, a powerful success story and I didn�t even put a hole in the ceiling!

What kind of tea do you use for your booch? I'm not really a booch-head, but I am a tea fan and I can't get the idea out of my head that using some aged/fermented teas to make kombucha would yield interesting, at least, results.

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:25

Goons Are Gifts

hello good morning what day is it, is this real :sludgepal:

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:27

nut

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

What kind of tea do you use for your booch? I'm not really a booch-head, but I am a tea fan and I can't get the idea out of my head that using some aged/fermented teas to make kombucha would yield interesting, at least, results.

it was a mix of caffeinated green and oolong and then the second fermentation was a bit of lime juice and some macerated freshly picked mullberries

unfortunately, my ongoing batch suffers from the house only having decaf green and so it's just a poo poo ton of black tea

# ? Jul 20, 2020 13:29