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Brawnfire posted:He had to lay the groundwork to make sure she's suitably impressed by the massive intellect and taste it takes to appreciate Trapt That's what is actually was but he'll probably say it was... gis search for obscure jazz musician brings up David Murray.
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Brawnfire posted:The moon. Yeah, the planet. The moon. 
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RoboRodent posted:Do not have sex with the sun. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it
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placing the entire earth in the penumbra of your taint is pushing the 'sex in public' thing a little too far
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RoboRodent posted:Do not have sex with the sun. Here lies Apollo, he never scored
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RoboRodent posted:Do not have sex with the sun. 
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RoboRodent posted:Do not have sex with the sun. Yeah, you have to make sure it's titled "Having sex with my step-sun".
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This is a man who is absolutely terrified of the possibility that he isn't as hipster as he thinks he is.
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I got asked a similar question once and when I honestly answered it was a mashup of the quad city dj's classic "space jam" and crush 40's "live and learn" from sonic adventure 2 they unmatched me so it's a damned if you do damned if you don't situation really.
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Magna Kaser posted:I got asked a similar question once and when I honestly answered it was a mashup of the quad city dj's classic "space jam" and crush 40's "live and learn" from sonic adventure 2 they unmatched me so it's a damned if you do damned if you don't situation really. It could just be your choice in music sucks
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Jul 20, 2020 06:25
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Magna Kaser posted:I got asked a similar question once and when I honestly answered it was a mashup of the quad city dj's classic "space jam" and crush 40's "live and learn" from sonic adventure 2 they unmatched me so it's a damned if you do damned if you don't situation really. There has to be a middle ground where you don't futz around insisting they've never heard of it, but also don't admit to a stranger that you like Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Inceltown posted:It could just be your choice in music sucks If you can't handle me at my 'mashup of Devil May Cry with Love Shack' you don't deserve me at my 'Florence and the Machine album cuts'.
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read this entire sentence without your eyes glazing over and bile pouring from your mouth challengequote:I simply see fretting over masks as a pointless, semi-religious activity for the vacant and pusillanimous middle classes who have nothing to micro-aggress each other over now that the dreary NHS clap has stopped.
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Stuntman posted:read this entire sentence without your eyes glazing over and bile pouring from your mouth challenge Think about that whenever someone brags about their Oxford education.
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Cleretic posted:If you can't handle me at my 'mashup of Devil May Cry with Love Shack' you don't deserve me at my 'Florence and the Machine album cuts'. You're not helping your cause here.
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Inceltown posted:You're not helping your cause here. Hey, dating is effectively illegal in Melbourne right now, I don't have to make my image more presentable.
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Cleretic posted:Hey, dating is effectively illegal in Melbourne right now, I don't have to make my image more presentable. Dating isn't illegal. It's just banned between people who are too stupid to call it exercise.
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Inceltown posted:Dating isn't illegal. It's just banned between people who are too stupid to call it exercise. Cleretic probably doesn’t do that either.
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Cleretic posted:If you can't handle me at my 'mashup of Devil May Cry with Love Shack' you don't deserve me at my 'Florence and the Machine album cuts'. *swipes left*
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Should have mentioned you only listen to the sonic adventure 2 soundtrack on vinyl 
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:This is a man who is absolutely terrified of the possibility that he isn't as hipster as he thinks he is.
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What's wrong with the moon? - A thread https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284733792020832257?s=20
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quote != edit wow this chick is super into the new She-Ra cartoon
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well i feel dumber for having read that moon poo poo
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The moon has been psychically dead ever since Neil Armstrong drove a cold iron stake into its moon heart, this is all a distraction to keep us from recognizing the real threat: Jovian lizards.
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Volcott posted:The moon has been psychically dead ever since Neil Armstrong drove a cold iron stake into its moon heart, this is all a distraction to keep us from recognizing the real threat: Jovian lizards. By Jupiter!
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Volcott posted:The moon has been psychically dead ever since Neil Armstrong drove a cold iron stake into its moon heart, this is all a distraction to keep us from recognizing the real threat: Jovian lizards. Oh yeah the "space race" was just a cover as everyone realised they had to slay the moon before it could overwhelm Gaia's energy. Obviously. That's why you know the moon landing couldn't have been staged, if it was faked we'd all have been psylain.
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Vib Rib posted:That's immediately what I thought of. He came out with "you wouldn't know it" and he realized the only way to make sure that stays true is to never name a band. Either that or it was Mmm Bop and he's cursed to never tell an outright lie.
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"poo poo what's something impressive I can say?" "awww poo poo I haven't heard of anything"
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It’s funny watching so many people complain about masks as tyranny while the feds in Portland are kidnapping people in broad daylight like a secret police
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Yes but that's happening to people who aren't me, so it's not a problem.
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Cleretic posted:If you can't handle me at my 'mashup of Devil May Cry with Love Shack' you don't deserve me at my 'Florence and the Machine album cuts'. I googled that and it was better than I was expecting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShVxLXdXO4
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Miss posted:well i feel dumber for having read that moon poo poo I love when people are all, “well, these kids said they were trying to hex the moon, but of course that’s silly”  “because only people who have REAL POWERS could accomplish something so dangerous!” 
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/stonedairbender/status/1134478577355907072?s=21 so is "pride shouldn't be for minors or for anyone who doesn't consent to random public sex" the hill we're dying on then fluffyDeathbringer has a new favorite as of 18:41 on Jul 20, 2020 |
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Have two idiots in one https://twitter.com/HomelandKen/status/1285027054249967621?s=19
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