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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Nobody with a blue checkmark has ever said anything interesting

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'm not apologizing for the snipe. In fact, you should make that the thread title.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat
We’re witches on the moon
Our hexes go kaboom
Now we’ll curse the sun
And do it just for fun
Behold our pending doom

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oml4oz5knaI&t=73s

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

RandomFerret posted:

Nobody with a blue checkmark has ever said anything interesting

sex gifs

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

this isn't google, grandpa

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Wow, I'm really glad I stopped procrastinating and put that new layer of anti-hex coating on the moon a few weeks ago.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Ignite Memories posted:

I miss The Magicians

:smith: :hf:

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I take it back, this moon hex poo poo has been producing some amazing content across PYF all day.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Moon Slayer posted:

I take it back, this moon hex poo poo has been producing some amazing content across PYF all day.

Link some of it you tease!

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I mean, just in this thread alone:

Sexual Aluminum posted:

We’re witches on the moon
Our hexes go kaboom
Now we’ll curse the sun
And do it just for fun
Behold our pending doom

But this made me laugh too:

Knormal posted:

Brawnfire posted:

The moon. Yeah, the planet. The moon.


Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I don't get either of them. :geno:

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't get either of them. :geno:

First one is a spoof of the Futurama “whalers on the moon” bit, which is probably a spoof on something else.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
(while witches hex the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but witches hex the moon)

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't get either of them. :geno:

Look at this nerd who doesn't get references to early 2000's cartoons or late 2010's cartoons. smh.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Moon Slayer posted:

My "Hexing the moon isn't real" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/shoomlah/status/1285285995059875840?s=20

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Okay, I'll admit that MizPiz was right. I'm going to slay the moon just as soon as I can find a way to get up to the north pole and punch that fish, and I don't want these nerds complicating things.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You gonna gently caress around and find out
https://twitter.com/GHOSTRULlNG/status/1285086910755606528

https://twitter.com/GHOSTRULlNG/status/1285103831165161472

Huge oomfs

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Makes me sad i got rid of my ouija board to participate in the hexing of the moon :witch:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
The moon is killing our children! Soon we’ll have no witches with which to stop its mad rage!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Can someone please tell me explain how one does a hex, specifically on the moon? I need a convenient way to die

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Killingyouguy! posted:

Can someone please tell me explain how one does a hex, specifically on the moon? I need a convenient way to die

You just send it a packet ending with 0xDEADBEEF

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
the "hexing the moon" stuff makes me think of Local 58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Trapick posted:

Is there a thread on modern witches? Sounds like an...interesting...community.

Is there a dating app for "ex-Tumblrite zoomer lesbians"? Because that would cover it.

Tumblr witches were fun - most of the time it was "this bitch is mocking my rituals/coping mechanisms for being inauthentic" drama and then some of the time it was "this bitch is stealing human remains to sell on ebay" drama.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

darkwasthenight posted:

Is there a dating app for "ex-Tumblrite zoomer lesbians"? Because that would cover it.

Tumblr witches were fun - most of the time it was "this bitch is mocking my rituals/coping mechanisms for being inauthentic" drama and then some of the time it was "this bitch is stealing human remains to sell on ebay" drama.

I thought the human remains selling community moved to Instagram until they finally cracked down on it this year.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Having known a bunch of pagans in real life I somehow think tumblr witches are probably about as representative of the community at large as tumblr Star Wars fans are of people who really like Star Wars.

The Netflix Babysitters Club show had witches in it.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Really glad my teenage "anime/magic/whatever is real" phase happened before the internet was mainstream

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

darkwasthenight posted:

Is there a dating app for "ex-Tumblrite zoomer lesbians"? Because that would cover it.

Tumblr witches were fun - most of the time it was "this bitch is mocking my rituals/coping mechanisms for being inauthentic" drama and then some of the time it was "this bitch is stealing human remains to sell on ebay" drama.

:stare:

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I’m really glad my stealing human remains phase happened before the internet.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I have hexed
the moon
that was in
the night sky

and which
you were probably
saving
for morning

Forgive me
it was a rock
so big
and so cold

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



For you, the day baby witches hexed your moon was the most important day of your life. But for them, it was Sunday.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Skwirl posted:

Having known a bunch of pagans in real life I somehow think tumblr witches are probably about as representative of the community at large as tumblr Star Wars fans are of people who really like Star Wars.

The Netflix Babysitters Club show had witches in it.

All pagans are loving nuts. They just made up their entire faith system out of whole cloth because some Victorians wanted to cosplay as druids for a laugh.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

What in the actual gently caress is an oomf

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I feel older and more confused every day

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

Aramoro posted:

All pagans are loving nuts. They just made up their entire faith system out of whole cloth because some Victorians wanted to cosplay as druids for a laugh.

I went to an invite only pagan festival in the uk, and it was poo poo.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


One More Fat Nerd posted:

What in the actual gently caress is an oomf

"one of my followers" per Urban Dictionary.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/wandlerchillums/status/1284942386649608192?s=21

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

What in the actual gently caress is an oomf

oomf-a loomf-a doopity-doon
i've got a hex to cast on the moon

oomf-a loomf-a doopity-dun
buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the sun

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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




skyelevator posted:

I went to an invite only pagan festival in the uk, and it was poo poo.

Paganism is an excuse for middle class white folk to prance about and pretend they're special without having to go to church.

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