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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Now this. I believe.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Idiot managed to attract 5% of David Lynch's attention and went back for more??

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Aramoro posted:

Paganism is an excuse for middle class white folk to prance about and pretend they're special without having to go to church.

Hey! Some types are also a way for white supremacists to have a religion without brown adherents/a likely brown central figure.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

ultrafilter posted:

"one of my followers" per Urban Dictionary.

Ah, "fefo" but gender-neutral

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Hey! Some types are also a way for white supremacists to have a religion without brown adherents/a likely brown central figure.

Or for TERFs to be transphobic by worshipping very female goddesses with female vaginas

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Hexing the moon/fair folk: nothing happens
Hexing David Lynch: you get hospitalized
QED

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Are the moon hex people the same ones butt chugging sunlight or is that a different sect?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/wonderella/status/1285202047688728576?s=21

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/bigots_owned/status/1285320530539810816

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Antivehicular posted:

Hexing the moon/fair folk: nothing happens
Hexing David Lynch: you get hospitalized
QED

Shows what you know

https://twitter.com/GHOSTRULlNG/status/1285086910755606528?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Seems the tweet is gone, but here's the cached screenshot:


And of course the URL contained within is still up
https://www.whybluelivesmatter.com/

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Mak0rz posted:

Seems the tweet is gone, but here's the cached screenshot:


And of course the URL contained within is still up
https://www.whybluelivesmatter.com/

haha it's a good site

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The account owner deleted the tweet, here's why:
https://twitter.com/bigots_owned/status/1285325487850622976?s=20

It's pretty cool of them to admit they made a mistake and try to get it right.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Skutter posted:

For you, the day baby witches hexed your moon was the most important day of your life. But for them, it was Sunday.

Dude, Monday.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

Cocaine Bear posted:

Dude, Monday.

I got Moon Moon day

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

minato posted:

The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
(while witches hex the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but witches hex the moon)

This is very good

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

minato posted:

The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
(while witches hex the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but witches hex the moon)

For once, a good parody lyric post

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
https://twitter.com/kettleworks/status/1285248550926979073?s=20

Those poor baby witches have no idea what they've done.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



Cocaine Bear posted:

Dude, Monday.

The original tweet was posted on the 19th. :colbert:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Skutter posted:

The original tweet was posted on the 19th. :colbert:

Anyone else care to explain the joke?

E: fine, guess it's not as obvious in English. Monday = moon day

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 00:59 on Jul 21, 2020

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
So from these tweets, a bunch of witches hexed the moon, one of them died, at another time a witch tried to hex David Lynch, and got put in the hospital. David Lynch is connected to the moon, erego, it is protected by the same charms David Lynch is. Therefore, David Lynch killed a witch.

Boba Pearl has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Jul 21, 2020

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Who?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



David Logan, Witch Killer

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/isabelzawtun/status/1285273631069806595

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/majorityfm/status/1285342049039003648

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/seapunksenorita/status/1284948578407010309?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/catvriska/status/1285373257059905536

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Iainey/status/1284955361259196417

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I always read it in the "oh my god they were roomates" tone.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/wecrowinghens/status/1285313339388620801

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


No no no that’s all wrong

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/seeejay/status/1285317888753065984?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ultrafilter posted:

It's absolutely this.

I mean it’s weird to use “the planet” as clarification about what exactly is under discussion. It’s like saying “yes, tomato, the fruit”.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
Tomato is the state vegetable of New Jersey, just saying.

Cherube Goldberg
Nov 15, 2014

Boba Pearl posted:

Tomato is the state vegetable of New Jersey, just saying.

Fruits are vegetables

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/robbercat/status/1153874016391835648

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



gleebster posted:

That's just what someone who wanted to kill the Moon would say.

I got Doom Moon

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

WAX AND WANE

UNTIL IT IS DONE

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1285514237419257856
https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1285515231729344512

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