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the real hex is hexing yourself with these bad, bad vibes
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YeahTubaMike posted:Of the many many many many many many things white people have appropriated/stolen from Black people, mysticism is not one. Well, we don't know what kind of warlock incantation was used on the moon. It very well could have been white girls using Haitian voodou.
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Jul 21, 2020 14:55
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Hmm, touché.
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Jul 21, 2020 15:15
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I totally get the skepticism but also this place loves a good tarot thread
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Jul 21, 2020 15:24
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I believe only in the Omnissiah I cast Industrial Disease
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Jul 21, 2020 15:25
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Who What Now posted:Well, we don't know what kind of warlock incantation was used on the moon. It very well could have been white girls using Haitian voodou. No, no, no! All spells and hexes cast by means of cultural appropriation will fizzle, or even rebound on the caster in the case of curses. This is why white people are never cured of cancer by using native american smudge sticks or balanced chakras. Always be sure of the ethnic origins of your magic, majik, or magyck and whether it is appropriate for your own background. If in doubt, 23andme has a very helpful ethnic mystical traditions section in their results. Wiccan crystals are ok for white people, but sadly most crystals you can purchase at commercial maegjyyk shoppes are mined by child labor and unsafe mining, completely negating their power. sadly not a joke
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Jul 21, 2020 15:31
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https://youtu.be/PsFUZvzFjBg
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Jul 21, 2020 15:37
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Its kind of wild that they would hex the fey. No wonder I couldn't slip between worlds to kiss my wife, The Mórrigan. We need to ban candles. This has ruined my life.
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Jul 21, 2020 15:51
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They misspelled Fey, they refer to the moon as a planet, they confuse hexes with curses. FauxWitch
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Jul 21, 2020 15:54
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The_Continental posted:3 minutes of Full Moon Light on your open butthole is the vitamin D equivalent of getting horribly sunburned at Warped Tour because they always held it in a parking lot with no shade for some reason. feeling a deep bond w this poster
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Jul 21, 2020 16:06
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Zzulu posted:bored rich white folk
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Jul 21, 2020 16:25
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halokiller posted:I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you~ We ride the clout, we fuel the fire, To hex the moon is our one desire.
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Jul 21, 2020 16:27
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My idiot neighbor broke his hex bolt socket set trying to gently caress himself in the rear end with it, it’s all bent and stuck in there. I bet he blames witchcraft. 
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Jul 21, 2020 16:31
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:My idiot neighbor broke his hex bolt socket set trying to gently caress himself in the rear end with it, it’s all bent and stuck in there. I bet he blames witchcraft. sounds like some very... vigorous wizardry
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Jul 21, 2020 16:33
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:sounds like some very... vigorous wizardry I was all like “noooo don’t jam it up there” and he was like “my rear end my rules”.
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Jul 21, 2020 16:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:My idiot neighbor broke his hex bolt socket set trying to gently caress himself in the rear end with it, it’s all bent and stuck in there. I bet he blames witchcraft. Doctor: I see this kind of thing more often than you’d think, but this is probably one of the worst cases. Why’d you try to shove so many up there? Man: Five just didn’t feel like it was enough.
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Jul 21, 2020 16:37
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I was all like “noooo don’t jam it up there” and he was like “my rear end my rules”. Words to live/die by.
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Jul 21, 2020 16:39
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I heard it's dusty up there so it's like a mummy coughing in your anus when the moon nuts. This is a sentence to be proud of.
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Jul 21, 2020 16:45
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ladies on social media only have hex on the brain and it's frankly shocking
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Jul 21, 2020 16:47
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still super pissed that they did this
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Jul 21, 2020 16:54
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gently caress you, moon! 
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Jul 21, 2020 16:55
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What are the reagents needed to cast Venereal Mummy Rot
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Jul 21, 2020 17:10
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found one of the witches
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Jul 21, 2020 17:23
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hello young posters. my grandson set this account up for me. I'm "Buzz" Aldrin, one of the gods that rules the moon. AMA!
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Jul 21, 2020 17:49
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:hello young posters. my grandson set this account up for me. I'm "Buzz" Aldrin, one of the gods that rules the moon. AMA! did you gently caress it
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Jul 21, 2020 18:00
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Necros posted:did you gently caress it to piggy back off this: what happens when someone cums in space
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Jul 21, 2020 18:15
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:hello young posters. my grandson set this account up for me. I'm "Buzz" Aldrin, one of the gods that rules the moon. AMA! 
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Jul 21, 2020 18:22
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do you think that the witches are also active in the sewing community and say "witches get stitches" all the time?
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Jul 21, 2020 18:54
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or if someone approaches a group and says "I want to talk to the witch" they could all then say, wait, which witch?  "
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Jul 21, 2020 19:19
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I got ordained as a witch 19 years ago, and once you get ordained they can never take it back. I did the spell that killed John Entwistle of The Who in 2002, so you know I'm the real deal. I got beef with the moon, too, so I say it's cool that these new Gen Z witches hexed that bulbous whiner, and this person on twitter can suck a lemon. Witches are not at all united in their support of the gatekeeper trash in the OP. If you want to cast spells on the moon instead of researching and doing protection work, you should, that's basically the entire point of spells.
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Jul 21, 2020 19:53
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TBH, the moon's had it comin' for a looooooong time. 
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Jul 21, 2020 19:55
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 preparing for the protection ritual
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R.L. Stine posted:
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Jul 21, 2020 20:04
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https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1284737468064047104 e: OH poo poo https://twitter.com/heyyadoraa/status/1285033915963580423
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Jul 21, 2020 20:05
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Escalating to targeted harassment lol
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Jul 21, 2020 20:17
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Puppy Galaxy posted:found one of the witches I love Mr. Show so much.
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Jul 21, 2020 20:19
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i'm all about letting people believe about whatever and i have no beef with people who want to believe that they're really witches because i wish i could fill my house with cool rocks and candles without feeling overwhelming shame at the amount of money i wasted but this is like watching a bunch of kids play make believe except instead of kids they're 20something year olds i also wish i had a house
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Jul 21, 2020 20:28
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This is like watching someone not properly oil and hone their Hanzo steel and instead just leave it outside unsheathed to get rained on and rust. Animals.
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You know if they were going off the obvious Vodun inspirations behind their weird Frankenstein religion that seemingly uses Greek Gods instead of loas, they could at least do some cool, dissociative ritualistic dances to welcome spirits into their bodies and commune with them instead of litigating the motions of the Gods like it's some kind of tedious work meeting. "Yes, I've noticed Artemis has been feeling somewhat displeased lately, I will touch base with my associate, who works in the Apollo department, to collate data and extrapolate the general mood of the Gods."
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