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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

jesus WEP posted:

no word of a lie i've already forgotten which spelling of [hv]ade [hv]ansen is correct

wade wansen

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


not much, wade wansen with you?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Also around the same time I remember them bringing in a ~50-year-old Finlay who got a decent push (and at least a US title reign, if I recall). So bizarre.


I remember this lmao

That was one of the few good things they did

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back

Lamuella posted:

And AEW just made a joke out of it. Because they don't have brain worms.

I mean its not really going to hurt AEW that one of their wrestlers appeared in the crowd of the biggest wrestling company in the world.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

forkboy84 posted:

Kid Kash is one of the dudes whose careers makes no sense to me. He was mostly active from his WWE release until 2013, either in Southern indies or TNA, but no real reason he'd have not been a good, solid fit for ROH
Vid Hash

Kade Kansen

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Hi, here are some questions:

1. Can someone explain the Bobby Lashley burgers image/meme?
2. Mr. Kennedy was supposedly canned from WWE for being unsafe to work with; were there ever any concerns from other workers while he worked in TNA/IMPACT?
3. Kevin Fertig originally debuted in WWE as Mordecai, a guy in all white who was a religious heel who talked about sins and punishing people I guess. That failed, so he returned a few years later as Kevin Thorn, a demon-type character in red and black. So. Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?
4. Taz(z) debuted in the WWF with an amazing start that fizzled out pretty quickly, and then he gained weight and feuded with Lawler... and yeah. Why didn't he fare better in the WWF?
5. Bobby Lashley seemed like a face with a future when he originally debuted over a decade ago. He couldn't really do interviews very well, but he was protected and booked well enough to get over (edit: I feel like Finlay worked very hard to make him look good). Back then, he seemed to stay near the top, while now, he seems like just another guy. Should he be an upper guy, or is he kind of where he belongs?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Red posted:

4. Taz(z) debuted in the WWF with an amazing start that fizzled out pretty quickly, and then he gained weight and feuded with Lawler... and yeah. Why didn't he fare better in the WWF?

Too short for Vince's tastes.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Too short, his neck was hosed up, and the 'E wasn't gonna allow him to drop everybody on their head with multiple suplexes every match

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

forkboy84 posted:

Back half of the '00s Finlay just going out there & beating the gently caress out of dudes on Smackdown was so much fun.

Someone also mentioned the WWE version of The Pitbulls, they were fun too. Kid Kash is one of the dudes whose careers makes no sense to me. He was mostly active from his WWE release until 2013, either in Southern indies or TNA, but no real reason he'd have not been a good, solid fit for ROH

I don't think Kash really fit ROH's style for a long time. He also basically went ECW->TNA->WWE so there wasn't really a window until after his WWE run. And by then I think he was just kind of old news and his biggest run came as a shitheel tag wrestler in TNA so there was no real nostalgia for him or dream matches or anything.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Red posted:

Hi, here are some questions:

1. Can someone explain the Bobby Lashley burgers image/meme?

At No Mercy 2005, Lashley and comedic personal trainer gimmick Simon Dean had a match where the loser had to eat 30 cheeseburgers, helpfully provided at ringside. Lashley won then, as I recall, hit a Dominator into the burgers.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Red posted:

Hi, here are some questions:
3. Kevin Fertig originally debuted in WWE as Mordecai, a guy in all white who was a religious heel who talked about sins and punishing people I guess. That failed, so he returned a few years later as Kevin Thorn, a demon-type character in red and black. So. Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?

So I can't answer your actual question but when Kevin Thorn debuted my memory is that rather than being a vampire he was a guy who was pretending to be a vampire? Like, that was his character, he was a weird dude with his tarot reading valet Ariel & they both had the gimmick of those weirdos in real life who drink blood & think they are vampires, presumably because they played too many White Wolf RPGs as a teen in the '90s. Or that's what my memory has, maybe I made it up.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Better than a ROCK BOTTOM ON THE DOG POOP

Lurks With Wolves
Jan 14, 2013

At least I don't dance with them, right?

Red posted:

5. Bobby Lashley seemed like a face with a future when he originally debuted over a decade ago. He couldn't really do interviews very well, but he was protected and booked well enough to get over (edit: I feel like Finlay worked very hard to make him look good). Back then, he seemed to stay near the top, while now, he seems like just another guy. Should he be an upper guy, or is he kind of where he belongs?

The way I see it, Bobby Lashley generally has the skills to be at least upper-midcard. His TNA run wasn't perfect by any means, but it proved he can do good work as a quiet-but-powerful MMA rear end in a top hat. The problem is that WWE just... had him come back as a smiley babyface who spoke for himself which everyone already knew he was bad at, and then just slotted him into the generic heel slot once that failed and they got tired of using Lio Rush? I know answering this kind of question with "WWE is bad" is kind of cheap, but sometimes WWE is just bad.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
WWE is bad in a very odd way, honestly. Most companies would stop hiring/pushing talent that can't talk on their own if they weren't willing to use mouthpieces. WWE... just keeps pushing them and is baffled when they flounder.

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

Red posted:

Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?

Not sure about opposites, but Scotty Flamingo and Johnny Polo were very different characters from Raven.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Monster Kane and Corporate Kane?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Steve Keirn of The Fabulous Ones was a very different character than Skinner

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Red posted:

3. Kevin Fertig originally debuted in WWE as Mordecai, a guy in all white who was a religious heel who talked about sins and punishing people I guess. That failed, so he returned a few years later as Kevin Thorn, a demon-type character in red and black. So. Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?


basicallly everyone in the 'Right to Censor' stable in the WWF had previously been a part of some sort of raunchy or 'unsuitable' gimmicks and angles before then. except for bull buchanan and technically stevie richards as long as we're only talking gimmicks in the same company. the stable was a lovely parody of the PTC and were all really stuck up morality police. yet val venis was a porn star, the goodfather was a pimp, and ivory was part of a stable where they constantly had a lot of sex with a man called meat who was a sex object to them, and were very mean on purpose.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I still love the RTC, especially the way they went about recruiting members. I just wish they would have pushed loving anyone in the stable.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Cavauro posted:

basicallly everyone in the 'Right to Censor' stable in the WWF had previously been a part of some sort of raunchy or 'unsuitable' gimmicks and angles before then. except for bull buchanan and technically stevie richards as long as we're only talking gimmicks in the same company. the stable was a lovely parody of the PTC and were all really stuck up morality police. yet val venis was a porn star, the goodfather was a pimp, and ivory was part of a stable where they constantly had a lot of sex with a man called meat who was a sex object to them, and were very mean on purpose.

wait, I think the Pretty Mean Sisters were Jacqueline and Terri Runnels, weren't they?

but Ivory did make her WWE debut as one of Godfather's prostitutes, so it still tracks

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i hosed up bad. ivory was in a short angle against them and i mixed that up with being in it

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



Red posted:

3. Kevin Fertig originally debuted in WWE as Mordecai, a guy in all white who was a religious heel who talked about sins and punishing people I guess. That failed, so he returned a few years later as Kevin Thorn, a demon-type character in red and black. So. Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?

Luke Gallows did. Went from seriously mentally challenged monster to a member of Punk's straight-edge society in like, a 6-month span.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Also Abyss and Joseph Park

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Kane went from playing Big Sexy The Giant Killer to Kane, a man who was unlovable due to how hideous and scarred he was.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

IronCladBurrito posted:

Luke Gallows did. Went from seriously mentally challenged monster to a member of Punk's straight-edge society in like, a 6-month span.

He was said to be the same person, though, just off the drugs what's his name had him on

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I still love the RTC, especially the way they went about recruiting members. I just wish they would have pushed loving anyone in the stable.

Stevie was getting more heat than drat near anybody doing that :allears:

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Nehru the Damaja posted:

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

Eugene was popular

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Nehru the Damaja posted:

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

Zach Ryder, Ryback, Braun

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nehru the Damaja posted:

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

honestly, Undertaker is dumb as poo poo

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Davros1 posted:

Eugene was popular

Related, I'm not sure if Norman the Lunatic's face roles later were a Eugene esque exploitation or not. Like was Trucker Norman just a trucker or Norman the Lunatic *thinking* he was a trucker?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Nehru the Damaja posted:

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

Matt Hardy slut-shaming Lita during the Edge feud

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Red posted:

3. Kevin Fertig originally debuted in WWE as Mordecai, a guy in all white who was a religious heel who talked about sins and punishing people I guess. That failed, so he returned a few years later as Kevin Thorn, a demon-type character in red and black. So. Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?

Probably Barry Darsow.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Benne posted:

Matt Hardy slut-shaming Lita during the Edge feud

I revisited him calling into that show Lita was on and it’s horribly creepy and abusive to be honest.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Nehru the Damaja posted:

Related, I'm not sure if Norman the Lunatic's face roles later were a Eugene esque exploitation or not. Like was Trucker Norman just a trucker or Norman the Lunatic *thinking* he was a trucker?

Norman became a trucker

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

Nehru the Damaja posted:

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

Kamala?

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

So I can't answer your actual question but when Kevin Thorn debuted my memory is that rather than being a vampire he was a guy who was pretending to be a vampire? Like, that was his character, he was a weird dude with his tarot reading valet Ariel & they both had the gimmick of those weirdos in real life who drink blood & think they are vampires, presumably because they played too many White Wolf RPGs as a teen in the '90s. Or that's what my memory has, maybe I made it up.

No that's Gangrel who lived a "gothic lifestyle". I'm watching old WWECW episodes and Thorn is specifically referred to as a vampire. They don't even give him a ring name in his first match, it's next week Ariel names him Kevin Thorn in a vignette. Taz calls him the Vampire Guy.

Red posted:

3. Kevin Fertig originally debuted in WWE as Mordecai, a guy in all white who was a religious heel who talked about sins and punishing people I guess. That failed, so he returned a few years later as Kevin Thorn, a demon-type character in red and black. So. Has anyone else ever had two distinctly different characters that were pretty much the opposite of each other?

Papa Shango being a witch doctor and Kama being an MMA fighter are pretty distant. I guess so are a Nation of Islam/Black Panthers soldier and a flamboyant pimp so Charles Wright was all over the spectrum.

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Davros1 posted:

Norman became a trucker

I guess that explains why he was so fixated on those keys

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Monster Kane and Corporate Kane?

Well, but that's just different shades of the same character. Like Rick Martel as a pretty boy face turning into a cocky heel model.

I was thinking more like a Dentist who became the Undertaker's brother, I guess.



Randaconda posted:

Stevie was getting more heat than drat near anybody doing that :allears:

How much of his heat was just the alarm noise?

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Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Nehru the Damaja posted:

What's the worst gimmick to get over, such that it stands as an indictment of us as wrestling fans?

It's probably going to be pretty hard to top Eugene, but one that was brought up here recently that springs to mind is the Voodoo Kin Mafia during their feud with Christy Hemme.

In the eyes of many non-fans (and some actual fans as well) some dodgy deathmatch/garbage wrestling guys would probably apply too. New Jack or Ian Rotten or someone, idk.

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