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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
An interesting thing about pre-war Germany was one of the ways the largely urban Nazi party won over the rural population was through an animal breeding program, which obviously had its connections to their core ideology. So you'd have these hick rear end Germans showing up to these rallies and sure they might be impressed by all the pomp and ceremony but what really blew their minds were these HUGE loving cows the Nazi's had bred.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

imagine being a farmer in rural germany 1933 and rolling up to one of hitlers rallies for the first time.

hoo boy whats all this excitement about, cant wait to meet this hitler fella. gee thats a lot of red and black, seems a little aggresive huh guys oh no

*farm is eminent domained to make way for an autobahn*

*the complaints department of the third reich zoning buerau is just one guy pointing a gun at you*

*the bahn gets built*

*the bahn gets bombed*

*the autobahn is forever mentioned as the one good thing about nazis*

Jürgen the farmer is loving pissed off about autobahns

Qvark
May 4, 2010
Soiled Meat
loving lmao of your country didn't stay out of that poo poo to sell steel, ballbearings and other knickknack to all the warring parties

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Cowardice is actually Cleverness. We're just being clever :smug:
- Sweden during WW2

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I love how some swedish nobodies came to fight for the finns in the winter war but then england stole their thunder by sending christopher lee lmao

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Icochet posted:

I love how some swedish nobodies came to fight for the finns in the winter war but then england stole their thunder by sending christopher lee lmao

lmao what won't the british steal?

nothing, their greed is bottomless

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
When the Second World War broke out, [Christopher] Lee volunteered to fight for the Finnish forces during the Winter War in 1939.[38] He and other British volunteers were kept away from actual fighting, but they were issued winter gear and were posted on guard duty a safe distance from the front lines. After two weeks, they returned home.[39]

:(

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Gargamel Gibson posted:

When the Second World War broke out, [Christopher] Lee volunteered to fight for the Finnish forces during the Winter War in 1939.[38] He and other British volunteers were kept away from actual fighting, but they were issued winter gear and were posted on guard duty a safe distance from the front lines. After two weeks, they returned home.[39]

:(

Obviously Saruman doesn't fight in the front lines. He upgraded the finnish bog orcs into uruk hai who of course lost the war but not as badly as standard orcs would have.

One time the soviets even thought meat was back on the menu when they tried to steal the orc soup in the Sausage war

mulligan
Jul 4, 2008

I typed random avatar and this happened.
Just chimed in to say Ghosts of The Osfront by Dan Carlin was very good and you should all listen to it.

Also, “Supernova in the East”, which I guess he’ll finish in 2052.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Remember when Finland joined the Axis (under their leader, a tsarist general, mass murderer, and pal of Hitler, also voted Greatest Finn of All Time) and we all collectively decided to forget about it because, idk, Finland is honorarily Western?

e: americans can give a special shout-out to the greatest Finn of the New World, Lauri Törni, who was so heroic that he left the finnish army for the SS before finally coming home to die as an american patriot defending freedom in Vietnam.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Jul 21, 2020

Qvark
May 4, 2010
Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

Cowardice is actually Cleverness. We're just being clever :smug:
- Sweden during WW2

Lmao we would have been owned harder then Denmark, and Denmark got owned so badly they still practice Nazi ideology

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Remember when Finland joined the Axis (under their leader, a tsarist general, mass murderer, and pal of Hitler, also voted Greatest Finn of All Time) and we all collectively decided to forget about it because, idk, Finland is honorarily Western?


Yup. But we in finland have these terms called "Separate War" and "Driftwood Theory" because obviously we can't be bothered about what others did during in that whole sordid WW2 business and nothing we did was our fault.

There's no denying that german assistance was pretty crucial in repelling the soviets. And getting invaded by the Soviet "Stalin" Union wasn't exactly great. But high-fiving the motherfucking führer does look bad when some bothersome historian brings it up

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
the Finns did ally with the Germans, but they also went to war with the Germans so it's kind of a wash.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

thatbastardken posted:

the Finns did ally with the Germans, but they also went to war with the Germans so it's kind of a wash.

France and Romania were running the largest allied armies outside of the big 3 in Europe, by the end of the thing, but nobody defends them.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

thatbastardken posted:

the Finns did ally with the Germans, but they also went to war with the Germans so it's kind of a wash.

Tbf that was because we had already surrendered to the Soviets and they told us to drive the germans out.

Not saying it wasn't a good idea tho.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Pantherchat: here's what superior genius nazi Krupp Stahl did even when it prevented penetration.

The crew probably died because of spalling, or in other words, they got hit with a shitton of metal splinters from their armour cracking even though the tank was mostly ok. It seems like a bad way to die.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jul 21, 2020

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

twistedmentat posted:

OKay, my top 5 WW2 Tanks (and other AFVs)!

1. Panzer IV Ausf H

What I think is the best German tank. It may not be as well armored as a the Panther, but it as about the same gun, but it is much less complex and easier to build.

2. Sherman Firefly

Sherman with an British 17 pounder gun. Could destroy almost anything the Germans could throw at them in the late war due to the sabot round it used.

3. T-34-85

This is a big middle finger to the Nazis made into a tank.

4. Churchill

A great tank named after a horrible person.

5. Jagpanzer 38t (aka Hetzer)

A little tank destroyer that was perfect for being a anti-tank sniper. Though it had issues doing the shoot and scoot it was meant to.

The churchill is a lovely tank and the hetzer is a worse stug. No b1 bis on your list means I have to downvote you.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

buglord posted:

Babyland is Poland because it suffered as a result of mommyland and daddyland fighting over who takes weekend custody of it :smith:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Dont Touch ME posted:

No b1 bis on your list means I have to downvote you.



the most beautiful tank that ever is, was, or will be. also scared the poo poo out of early confident nazis.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im just going to say whoever decided to make war machines sexy was jacked in the head hombre

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


If the T34 isn't no 1 on your list I don't even wanna talk to you

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Slotducks posted:

If the T34 isn't no 1 on your list I don't even wanna talk to you

T34s were very practical, cheap, and effective, but the actual list topper is just blowing up all the Nazis' poo poo with a child's drawing of a tank brought to life

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Qvark posted:

Lmao we would have been owned harder then Denmark, and Denmark got owned so badly they still practice Nazi ideology

Yeah, it was cleverness, not cowardice :smug:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Chillgamesh posted:

T34s were very practical, cheap, and effective, but the actual list topper is just blowing up all the Nazis' poo poo with a child's drawing of a tank brought to life



KV-1 cheesebox with 155mm howitzer. AKA the World of Tanks Trolltank.

Why is Sherman JAMBO not on that list

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




One of my favourite war anecdotes was when USSR was advancing in Germany, a German garrison guarding some Danish island went and surrendered to the local postman because he was the only Danish government official they could find and they tried to avoid being captured by the russians.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Edgar Allen Ho posted:



the most beautiful tank that ever is, was, or will be. also scared the poo poo out of early confident nazis.

Too bad the French thought they were fighting WW1 again and only deployed them with infantry rather than organizing them into Tank Divisions. Also best tanks Germans had during the invasion of France where the Czech tanks.

And if you don't like my list, make your own!

Qvark
May 4, 2010
Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:

Yeah, it was cleverness, not cowardice :smug:

Sorry Sweden wasn't invaded by Germany I guess :shrug:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

north sentinel island has never lost a war

Plan Z
May 6, 2012


I know it's an off chance that anyone reading this doesn't know about Forgotten Weapons, but it's seriously top ten best Youtube channels. The host, Ian, is a really chill and knowledgeable guy. He doesn't make up bullshit off the top of his head like every other gun channel, and he focuses entirely on gun history and mechanics, only bringing up politics when it's part of a weapon's historical background, or when it comes to preserving historical pieces. My mom and sister used to be terrified of guns, but his videos really demystified firearms for them, and now they like joining me and my father at the range.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrfKGpvbEQXcbe68dzXgJuA

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Anybody know the casualty rate for tank crews? Dying in a tank seems like a total nightmare.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well I think the date of Well's death is debatable but historians give numerous dates and I think the 1928 date is the one supported by the most evidence. Regardless the German failure to occupy Britain owed far more to their lack of ships to ferry their planes across the English Channel - which yes was partly due to much of the German navy being diverted to the eastern front.

And also the German Navy being rear end aside from their submarines

Bleusilences posted:

I watched a Netflix documentary about WW2 and they were saying that the bomb did have much influence on the Japanese leadership to surrender to the American. It was when the Russian tried to invade them that they choose what they saw as the lesser of two evil.

This is a revisionist angle that requires ignoring the Japanese literally saying "yeah we're surrending cuz of the bombs, we don't want to get hit with more"

IMO the only thing more irritating than Wehrmach fetishization is Red Army fetishization

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

PTSDeedly Do posted:

Anybody know the casualty rate for tank crews? Dying in a tank seems like a total nightmare.

Individually they weren't more dangerous than being anywhere else in a combat role in WW2. For both the US and USSR, most tanks got hit and killed without any crew dying. (which contributes to the nazi myth- a Sherman or T-34 that gets hit, and then the crew bails out, and then the crew get back in it a week later, is dead. One tank and one crew get counted as killed many times. Meanwhile a nazi tank isn't recorded as killed until it's a rusting hulk 100 kilometres from the front.)

When tanks actually did go sour, it was extremely bad though. Total nightmare is right. Something like more than half of KIA Sherman crewman died in tanks that were on fire. (Not because the Sherman was prone to catching on fire, just when it did, it's bad to be in one. It wasn't a "ronson")


twistedmentat posted:

Too bad the French thought they were fighting WW1 again and only deployed them with infantry rather than organizing them into Tank Divisions. Also best tanks Germans had during the invasion of France where the Czech tanks.

And if you don't like my list, make your own!

That is a bad take!

Like at Hannut, where the french DLMs and the german panzer divions punched it out, the DLMs proved superior. They had to turn around and compromise themselves because of the breakout in the Ardennes. The french army failed because Hitler and friends gambled and no one stood up to the allied high command even when there was factual proof of the Ardennes traffic jam. France and Germany were both fielding armoured divisions, though, and France's won.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jul 21, 2020

cnice
Apr 6, 2017

Plan Z posted:

I know it's an off chance that anyone reading this doesn't know about Forgotten Weapons, but it's seriously top ten best Youtube channels. The host, Ian, is a really chill and knowledgeable guy. He doesn't make up bullshit off the top of his head like every other gun channel, and he focuses entirely on gun history and mechanics, only bringing up politics when it's part of a weapon's historical background, or when it comes to preserving historical pieces. My mom and sister used to be terrified of guns, but his videos really demystified firearms for them, and now they like joining me and my father at the range.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrfKGpvbEQXcbe68dzXgJuA

I really enjoyed his video about how the auctions work. Never really thought how it all worked before so it was cool that he made a video showing the process. He is a really good speaker as well, which helps a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQTy0WqQhYY

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

mulligan posted:

Just chimed in to say Ghosts of The Osfront by Dan Carlin was very good and you should all listen to it.

Also, “Supernova in the East”, which I guess he’ll finish in 2052.

Ghosts of the Ostfront and Supernova In The East sound really dumb, like embarrassing.

Isnt that guy basically Joe Rogan but for tanks and roman legions

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I have always wondered what would be worse, dying in a tank or in a submarine.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

twistedmentat posted:

I have always wondered what would be worse, dying in a tank or in a submarine.

You should read the autobiography of Hans-Ulrich Rudel who did both.

mulligan
Jul 4, 2008

I typed random avatar and this happened.

Julius CSAR posted:

Ghosts of the Ostfront and Supernova In The East sound really dumb, like embarrassing.

Isnt that guy basically Joe Rogan but for tanks and roman legions

Oh is that salty Csar guy who scoffs at everything like an rear end in a top hat.

They are interesting history podcasts where you can listen and investigate and corroborate if you don't agree with some of the historians he references.

Your snark is annoying as hell and honestly, whatever, poo poo on him, I and millions of others enjoy his podcasts.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Julius CSAR posted:


Isnt that guy basically Joe Rogan but for tanks and roman legions

No?? :confused:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

twistedmentat posted:

I have always wondered what would be worse, dying in a tank or in a submarine.

It would probably depend on the circumstances

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Julius CSAR posted:

Ghosts of the Ostfront and Supernova In The East sound really dumb, like embarrassing.

Isnt that guy basically Joe Rogan but for tanks and roman legions

Maybe like in manner of of speaking and broad appeal. Like I can see either catering to the SpikeTV dad crowd. Dan Carlin doesnt seem to do with Joe Rogan does and invite alt right defenders on to his podcasts though.

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