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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Kamrat posted:

This Corona thing that's going on is a good excuse to postpone it yet again, I'll be surprised if it happens this year.

I don't think it's technically possible to prolong the transitional period beyond January 31st, 2021, but who knows.

However, corona will definitely be a convenient excuse for the British economy tanking so hard. Sovereignty (uh not counting our subservience to the US) is just around the corner!

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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Antigravitas posted:

Brexit has already happened. We are in the transition period where the UK's hand is even weaker and they've already denied prolonging the transition period due to the pandemic.

Oh I didn't know this, oh well, guess this is happening then.

Edit:

Phlegmish posted:

However, corona will definitely be a convenient excuse for the British economy tanking so hard. Sovereignty (uh not counting our subservience to the US) is just around the corner!

Yeah this will happen for sure.

Map


Kamrat fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Jul 22, 2020

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Antigravitas posted:

Brexit is such an all-emcompassing clusterfuck, fractally, at every level. It's amazing. :allears:

Yeah, back in 2016 I was just vaguely disappointed, although thinking it wouldn't be too bad getting rid of a Trojan horse, and figured the UK would make it out OK. Since then, they've done everything in their power to make themselves look ridiculous and fail in every possible way. It's difficult to even get angry at the delusional, self-absorbed xenophobia, they're just too silly. I think we are witnessing the final death throes of the British Empire, psychologically speaking.

Instead of being one of the kingpins within the EU, they'll be reduced to being a vassal state both of the EU and the US. Wow! Much sovereignty!!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

Instead of being one of the kingpins within the EU, they'll be reduced to being a vassal state both of the EU and the US. Wow! Much sovereignty!!
You're forgetting about Russian oligarchs. They just had a report come out that pretty much says something to the effect of "Can't remove Russian money from the political system without completely replacing it".

The UK is gonna become a weird-rear end combo of island tax shelter, revanchist state out to reestablish its empire, and colonial outpost of a declining empire all at once.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


I think the keys of this map are here:
- Is your favorite character edible?
- Do your favorite character arouse you or start your engines?
- Would you support the legalization of marriage between a men and a fictional anime character?

Theres basically 3 groups of states, based on the solid YES answers to the questions above.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Brexit will never truly happen, the UK will just end up abiding all of the EU's regulations except it has resigned from having a say in any of them. It Puerto Rico'd itself.

Also UK citizens living abroad are getting deported, but not the other way around. Great idea idiots.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Tei posted:

I think the keys of this map are here:
- Is your favorite character edible?
- Do your favorite character arouse you or start your engines?
- Would you support the legalization of marriage between a men and a fictional anime character?

Theres basically 3 groups of states, based on the solid YES answers to the questions above.

Which box does marvin tick for you?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

yikes! posted:

Which box does marvin tick for you?
Clearly edible.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Marvin supports legalization of marriage between a man and a fictional anime character. It's the plot of Space Jam.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I've said it before but as americans we should really be thankful to our monarchist cousins across the sea for doing Brexit when they did. At least we can be laughingstock pariah states together. They even had the decency to elect their own Trump.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Johnson is a bargain bin Trump, and when he asked his special ally to extradite Anne Sacoolas, they laughed in his face.

Hungry
Jul 14, 2006

Britain never came to terms with the decline and the end of the Empire.

When I was growing up, my grandfather had this giant map of it on a wall. It was printed on a piece of glass, with the Empire itself marked in traditional red, and depicted at its absolute height, along with the geographical distortions to make Canada and Australia look bigger than they actually are but it wasn't an old map. It was pretty new! I've never managed to find the exact image again, but it was an absurd and obscene thing.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

You're forgetting about Russian oligarchs. They just had a report come out that pretty much says something to the effect of "Can't remove Russian money from the political system without completely replacing it".

The UK is gonna become a weird-rear end combo of island tax shelter, revanchist state out to reestablish its empire, and colonial outpost of a declining empire all at once.

The report also said the security services couldn't provide evidence of Russian interference in politics because they were told not to investigate. Apparently this vindicates the government, somehow?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Anglo is a base creature with no capacity for emotion beyond hate and greed.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


a fatguy baldspot posted:

Why is Louisiana’s favorite looney tune the generic witch? Does she even have a name

It's Hazel. Witch Hazel.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

FreudianSlippers posted:

The Anglo is a base creature with no capacity for emotion beyond hate and greed.

:hmmyes:

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014

Hungry posted:

Britain never came to terms with the decline and the end of the Empire.

To be fair neither did the French.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Why is Louisiana’s favorite looney tune the generic witch? Does she even have a name

Also baffled by Massachusetts and Colorado

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

ToxicAcne posted:

To be fair neither did the French.

I feel like the French were a lot less graceful about losing their empire.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

SlothfulCobra posted:

I feel like the French were a lot less graceful about losing their empire.
The French never lost it, it was just scaled down a bit. So yeah, not very graceful.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

If you count French Guiana as an empire, you gotta count Gibraltar and the Falklands.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

SlothfulCobra posted:

If you count French Guiana as an empire, you gotta count Gibraltar and the Falklands.
I'm talking about their African possessions.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

ToxicAcne posted:

To be fair neither did the French.

Or the Russians...
Or the Turks...
At this rate America...

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

SlothfulCobra posted:

I feel like the French were a lot less graceful about losing their empire.

Yeah but getting trounced by the Vietnamese and Algerian independentists forced some acknowledgement of the reality that keeping the French empire was never going to be possible.

The UK letting it's colonies go more "gracefully" allows it to keep telling itself that it did the former colonies a favor. But even if it's not a war, something like the partition of India (death toll: 750,000 to 2 million) was still messy as hell.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Kassad posted:

Yeah but getting trounced by the Vietnamese and Algerian independentists forced some acknowledgement of the reality that keeping the French empire was never going to be possible. The UK letting it's colonies go more "gracefully" allows it to keep telling itself that it did the former colonies a favor. But even if it's not a war, something like the partition of India (death toll: 750,000 to 2 million) was not what I would "graceful".

The UK had plenty of violent exits if maybe not as big as the French ones. They tended to be guerrilla conflicts instead.
Ireland, Israel, Malaysia, Cyprus, Yemen, Kenya, even Rhodesia kinda sorta though that one was disconnected from the metropole at least.

...and Northern Ireland :can:

But I think you have a point that these wouldn't have sucked all the energy and morale out of the country in the way something like Algeria did for France.

Grape fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Jul 23, 2020

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014


Interesting counterpart to the Montreal language map that I posted a while back, although here the division make alot more sense.

Unrelated question, Why is French much less prevalent in Southeast Asia than in former French Africa?

ToxicAcne fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jul 23, 2020

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Kassad posted:

Yeah but getting trounced by the Vietnamese and Algerian independentists forced some acknowledgement of the reality that keeping the French empire was never going to be possible.

The UK letting it's colonies go more "gracefully" allows it to keep telling itself that it did the former colonies a favor. But even if it's not a war, something like the partition of India (death toll: 750,000 to 2 million) was still messy as hell.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Legacy

gently caress the British Empire forever.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

ToxicAcne posted:

Unrelated question, Why is French much less prevalent in Southeast Asia than in former French Africa?

I'd guess that has something to do with Southeast Asia having firmer states existing pre-colonialism, that more or less ended up in the same national form on the other end of colonialism.
With kind of the exception of Laos, the mainland SE Asian countries essentially existed before the French.
Vietnam was a pre-colonial thing, Cambodia was a (very sad and moribund, the French may actually have saved it by conquering it lol) pre-colonial thing.
Burma was a pre-colonial thing as well pre-British.

In Africa you tended to have the European entities gobble up chunks of territory and build something out of that, without much care or attention to pre-existing states and cultural zones.

So like Vietnam is Vietnam, even within French Indochina, Vietnamese society is going to continue on being Vietnamese.
But the various frankenstein's monsters in Africa are going to really only make sense with a lingua franca. I'd assume the French administrated that way even before post-colonial leaders might have decided the only way to unite such random populations was with French.
Though you do have some post-colonial African countries with indigenous lingua francas as well, like Rwanda has both French (via Belgium) and Kinyarwanda.
And well poo poo, actually that's a bad example because Rwanda (and Burundi) is one of the few African colonial entities that WERE kind of based on a pre-colonial state. Or is that a good example...

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Yeah the lingua franca thing is mostly correct, French can be somewhat useful for non homogenized multi-linguistic countries in Africa but it's extremely redundant in south-east Asia where people already have been talking the same language for century.

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014
Hmm, yeah that makes sense for French West Africa, but what about North Africa? Arabic was and is firmly entrenched in those nations, yet French is still the language of higher education.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

ToxicAcne posted:

Hmm, yeah that makes sense for French West Africa, but what about North Africa? Arabic was and is firmly entrenched in those nations, yet French is still the language of higher education.

Arabic in North Africa is just the previous colonizer's language, the indigenous languages being the various forms of Berber. The use of Arabic is strongly tied to Islam, so there's kind of this connotation that if you teach in French it's secular education, if you teach in Arabic it's religious education.

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014


This was just posted on reddit.

Enjoy the comments!

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/hvyobp/oc_mississippi_the_poorest_state_in_the_us/

Edit:

Here's also PPP (author states that Israel is coloured by accident).

ToxicAcne fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jul 23, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m French Guiana.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

ToxicAcne posted:

Hmm, yeah that makes sense for French West Africa, but what about North Africa? Arabic was and is firmly entrenched in those nations, yet French is still the language of higher education.
That's because the Arabic language is not an unified language, even in North Africa. The way arabic is spoken in the muslim world is dialectical. People in Tunis don't speak the same way as the people in Morocco. Various tribes and ethnic groups in the same country may not speak arabic in a way similar enough for other groups to understand them (it's in a way similar to the many regional language in Europe). "Standard Arabic" (the one used in newpapers or on Al Jazeera) is basically doing what most non-arabic people believe local Arabic does (i.e. provide an unified language) but it's the language of the educated people and it's not even the same Arabic as in the Quran.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm91jBeN4oo
We didn't start the fire...

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Toplowtech posted:

That's because the Arabic language is not an unified language, even in North Africa. The way arabic is spoken in the muslim world is dialectical. People in Tunis don't speak the same way as the people in Morocco. Various tribes and ethnic groups in the same country may not speak arabic in a way similar enough for other groups to understand them (it's in a way similar to the many regional language in Europe). "Standard Arabic" (the one used in newpapers or on Al Jazeera) is basically doing what most non-arabic people believe local Arabic does (i.e. provide an unified language) but it's the language of the educated people and it's not even the same Arabic as in the Quran.

Bringing in Moroccan Arabic is cheating...

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Groda posted:

Bringing in Moroccan Arabic is cheating...
Everything is better when berber words clash with words imported by the Roman Empire, the Carthagenians and some persian who lost his direction a few centuries back. People from Tangiers and Casablanca both speak (a version of) it and they can't even understand each other.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Jul 23, 2020

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry posted:

The French never lost it, it was just scaled down a bit. So yeah, not very graceful.

And also, many of the territories they lost they didn't actually want to give up but were forced to simply because they lost the military engagements over them. Has to sting a little more. I wonder if, besides WWII, that's partly also where the dumb stereotype of the French constantly surrendering comes from?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I think the point about the french empire never going away is that France is still a power in West Africa, just in a way that’s more politically palatable today. French troops are on deployment in the former colonies right now, today.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ToxicAcne posted:

Unrelated question, Why is French much less prevalent in Southeast Asia than in former French Africa?

The most important variable seems to be the prior existence of a widely used lingua franca. If Dutch had prevailed in Indonesia, it would have been a second-tier global language, much like Portuguese. But it didn't, mainly because Malay was already widely spoken in the region, and even beyond (there's also that the Dutch tend not to give a poo poo about their own language, only about €€€, and are huge cultural cringers, but that's a different discussion).

Sub-Saharan Africa doesn't really have that, with the major exception of Swahili. And behold, I went to check the Wikipedia entry for Tanzania just to be sure I wouldn't be called out for being completely wrong, and saw this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanzania#Languages

quote:

Swahili is used in parliamentary debate, in the lower courts, and as a medium of instruction in primary school. English is used in foreign trade, in diplomacy, in higher courts, and as a medium of instruction in secondary and higher education,[25] The Tanzanian government, however, has plans to discontinue English as a language of instruction.[28] In connection with his Ujamaa social policies, President Nyerere encouraged the use of Swahili to help unify the country's many ethnic groups.[186] Approximately 10 per cent of Tanzanians speak Swahili as a first language, and up to 90 per cent speak it as a second language.[25] Many educated Tanzanians are trilingual, also speaking English.[187][188][189] The widespread use and promotion of Swahili is contributing to the decline of smaller languages in the country.[25][190] Young children increasingly speak Swahili as a first language, particularly in urban areas.[191] Ethnic community languages (ECL) other than Kiswahili are not allowed as a language of instruction. Nor are they taught as a subject, though they might be used unofficially in some cases in initial education. Television and radio programmes in an ECL are prohibited, and it is nearly impossible to get permission to publish a newspaper in an ECL. There is no department of local or regional African Languages and Literatures at the University of Dar es Salaam.[192]

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