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Escape From Noise

nut posted:

someone call the authorities is this even ok

Can't make an omelette (posts) without breaking some eggs (rules)

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:47

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 01:02

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nut posted:

someone call the authorities is this even ok

You take the red pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the blue pill - you stay in BYOB and I show you how many posts fit in the rabbit-hole.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:49

vanisher

after one you get a thumb (👍)

after two don't overdo

after three please hear our plea

after four please no more

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:51

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

....but five? now five is jive :orb:

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:53

Escape From Noise

Don't call it a comeback, I been postin' for years
Rocking my peers and putting lurkers in fear
Making the fives rain down like a monsoon
Listen to my threads go boom
Smuggled hams, overpowering
Over the dick sucking trolly bot, I'm towering
Wrecking the front page, when I drop
These post runs that'll make you call the cops!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 17:55

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Don't call it a comeback, I been postin' for years
Rocking my peers and putting lurkers in fear
Making the fives rain down like a monsoon
Listen to my threads go boom
Smuggled hams, overpowering
Over the dick sucking trolly bot, I'm towering
Wrecking the front page, when I drop
These post runs that'll make you call the cops!

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 18:38

Ass-penny

nut posted:

someone call the authorities is this even ok

I once saw esteemed PYF mod LITERALLY A BIRD make a quintuple post, I'll allow it.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:33

Ass-penny

TheAardvark posted:

a coworker overhears me straining in the toilet stall and i have to reassure him it's fine, im just posting in here

Is this not the mouse over text yet? Who's a guy got to BYOblow around here to get things done?

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jul 23, 2020 19:41

Amp

i did hacking and bypassed this enterprise wifi block on SA hellllllooooooooooooo byob

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:06

Goons Are Gifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hJv5yBLe9c
Check out this flamingo experience

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:10

vanisher

nice

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:10

xcheopis

FluffieDuckie posted:

4. if a mod or idiot king edits your post or asks you to stop doing something, that's a sign that you should stop doing that thing

I would like some clarification about this rule, please. If the new BYOB rule is "mods or iks might edit your posts for any reason whatsoever", then that should be noted in the rules thread.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:12

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

i did hacking and bypassed this enterprise wifi block on SA hellllllooooooooooooo byob

welcome hello

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:28

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:28

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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chat thread

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:28

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

[LURKERS MUST POST]

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:29

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jolo posted:

there are pictures of my wife as a little kid with blonde hair and it's a dark brown now, so I guess hair can just do whatever it wants

Yeah, my wife was born with jet-black hair, then it turned an almost blonde brunette and then went back to black.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:31

Amp

Pahilla the Hun posted:

[LURKERS MUST POST]

Lurkers where you at

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:31

nut

xcheopis posted:

I would like some clarification about this rule, please. If the new BYOB rule is "mods or iks might edit your posts for any reason whatsoever", then that should be noted in the rules thread.

this is my bad! I edited ur post for my dumb game. I removed my edit and won't do it again!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:45

Goons Are Gifts

xcheopis posted:

I would like some clarification about this rule, please. If the new BYOB rule is "mods or iks might edit your posts for any reason whatsoever", then that should be noted in the rules thread.

Oh sorry, did I miss something about that? I've been skimming some posts lately, sorry if I oversaw a thing.
The rule hasn't changed though, I assumed some posts were edited as part of a joke, is that not true?
We have not talked about changing that rule, it's not meant to really change actual posts except when it was something really bad and requires editing.

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:46

nut

I'll also probe myself later for doing it but i got some more posting 2 do first!

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:47

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

please edit this butt as you see fit, i'd like to see what you can come up with

This Post Approved by Post-Edit Plus � v 2.1 (beta)

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:48

xcheopis

nut posted:

this is my bad! I edited ur post for my dumb game. I removed my edit and won't do it again!

Editing any post except your own carries the implication that the person posting did something wrong. This

quote:

A weird smell is left on this post and a couple tufts of fur. Surely whatever creature was here poo poo its pants at some point.
Somebody hosed around with this message at 11:20 on Jul 23, 2020

does nothing to dispel that implication.

Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:49

Amp

nut is cool u can edit this post all you want just don't make it say i think people are dumb or anythign mean

peace 1 love

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jul 23, 2020

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:49

nut

xcheopis posted:

Editing any post except your own carries the implication that the person posting did something wrong. This

does nothing to dispel that implication.

Hahaha sorry for the confusion

a) It was edited entirely for the game as a joke and has nothing to do with you and certainly was not meant to imply you did something wrong (you didn't)

b) that's the second edit for people who were coming back after the first edit, which was a picture of kangaroo jack (as quoted later in the thread). The idea was that people late to the hunt would still see some evidence that kangaroo jack was there. All of that text is about the nightmare monster that is kangaroo jack and not you.

c) regardless, I removed even that

# ? Jul 23, 2020 20:52