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Parmenides posted:Let's steer this back to antiquity. Is there a consensus here on which of the Hellenic peoples was best? I'm talking late 6th, 5th, and early-mid 4th century. source your quotes if you want us to laugh at them also I think that Corinthian hoplite should be wearing a different shade of red
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Oh crap re-regged.
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skasion posted:Pizarro got smoked in his own house by the mestizo son of a man he betrayed and killed over the spoils of their ravages, hard to get more consequential than that Huh, OK, guess I'm not up on my Pizarro lore. Just remember that Cortez was a mega jerk who died wealthy and powerful. De Soto got killed by the natives in Tennessee and his body was dumped in a swamp.
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:26 |
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does the w*rds w*th st*rs thing come from Twitter? what the f*ck
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Imagine buying a forums account right now
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I assume the T****s is Thebes. So my vote is for Thebes, because pride is every month, if you're brave enough.
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Jeb Bush 2012 posted:I guess that's a bad sign for the "best pre-historic hominid species" bracket then I vote for homo floresiensis. Small people who hunted small elephants and probably giant rats.
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anyways clearly the best hellenic people were the macedonians
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:34 |
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Arglebargle III posted:source your quotes if you want us to laugh at them Empty laughter won't add much to the conversation. Is there a particular claim you disagree with? Some can be resolved with a citation, but some require a greater degree of intelligence to appreciate. For example, the claim that Eleatic metaphysics are best - I don't know if you can grasp that. I could cite a translation of Parmenides' fragments, or even cite the works that contain them (start with Simplicius). There are other high-tier Dorian philosophers too, see Empedokles (Acragas). quote:also I think that Corinthian hoplite should be wearing a different shade of red Whatever he wears, he's still a Dorian.
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is this some sort of elaborate troll?
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Arglebargle III posted:is this some sort of elaborate troll? Shhh if it is or isn't it's more fun to let it play out
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The best hellenics were clearly the Byzantines.
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:47 |
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The best were the Assyrians, end of story.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The best hellenics were clearly the Byzantines. the best hellenics were the ottomans
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:56 |
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So do we just post like a snake emoji or a rat emoji?
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# ? Jul 23, 2020 21:56 |
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is finally relevant again
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Parmenides posted:Let's steer this back to antiquity. Is there a consensus here on which of the Hellenic peoples was best? I'm talking late 6th, 5th, and early-mid 4th century. They were dumb inbred slaveowning tyrants whose biggest military successes were only enabled by underhanded backstabbing and child murder, OP. They were garbage hypocrites, and the Romans reducing Sparta to a period theme park for drunken tourists was just one of their great accomplishments.
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Fly Molo posted:They were dumb inbred slaveowning tyrants whose biggest military successes were only enabled by underhanded backstabbing and child murder, OP. They were garbage hypocrites, and the Romans reducing Sparta to a period theme park for drunken tourists was just one of their great accomplishments. Are you talking about the Dorians as a whole, or just Sparta? It sounds like the latter, but your post is complete nonsense so it's hard to tell. There was a Hellenic city whose citizens were notorious for being dumb, underhanded, and dissolute sex offenders, but they weren't Dorians. If you want to form an opinion of Sparta, you need to read more than just Plutarch's Memes. "Underhand backstabbing and child murder" were not the means by which Sparta established and maintained their impressive society. They weren't "dumb" or "inbred", and their society featured a certain type of slavery that didn't involve large-scale private ownership of labourers. That said, if you have a problem with slavery then you will need to explain your position in more detail, because having different social classes and economic/legal relationships is a feature of every society of note. Sparta was an extremely high-tier society. This is reflected not only by their achievements, but also by the way that even rival cities were full of Laconisers. The average Spartan citizen had a much better understanding of classical antiquity than anyone in this thread. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Fly Molo posted:They were dumb inbred slaveowning tyrants whose biggest military successes were only enabled by underhanded backstabbing and child murder, OP. They were garbage hypocrites, and the Romans reducing Sparta to a period theme park for drunken tourists was just one of their great accomplishments. I mean, Romans also owned slaves (and practiced infanticide), and I'm not sure where you get the inbreeding from. But yeah, Sparta wasn't very pleasant for the vast majority of people who lived in it. Edit: Labeling a society "high-tier" is silly. And regarding Laconisers, even the harshest critics of Sparta will admit they were good at PR. Silver2195 fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jul 23, 2020 |
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Roman/ancient history: That said, if you have a problem with slavery then you will need to explain your position in more detail,
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Parmenides posted:Sparta was an extremely high-tier society. This is reflected not only by their achievements, but also by the way that even rival cities were full of Laconisers. The average Spartan citizen had a much better understanding of classical antiquity than anyone in this thread. Frankly the only bad thing about this gimmick is that you paid for it before Jeff secured the servers, so you probably bought Lowtax a bottle of pills.
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The scottish are definitely one of the highest tiers. That's why they're called highlanders.
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Parmenides posted:Sparta was an extremely high-tier society. This is reflected not only by their achievements, but also by the way that even rival cities were full of Laconisers. The average Spartan citizen had a much better understanding of classical antiquity than anyone in this thread.
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No, seriously, who the gently caress's gimmick re-reg are you?
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SlothfulCobra posted:The scottish are definitely one of the highest tiers. That's why they're called highlanders. *chuckling in Peruvian*
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 00:10 |
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quick someone do a tier list
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Parmenides posted:Are you talking about the Dorians as a whole, or just Sparta? It sounds like the latter, but your post is complete nonsense so it's hard to tell. There was a Hellenic city whose citizens were notorious for being dumb, underhanded, and dissolute sex offenders, but they weren't Dorians. lol @ all of this, just lol. Oh for sure, declaring war on your slaves every year is surely the hallmark of an Extremely High-Tier Society. Keep posting, you’re almost there.
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cheetah7071 posted:quick someone do a tier list A Tier: The ones that did a little light genocide/slavetaking B Tier: Allies of above C Tier: Long-term enemies of above D Tier: Defeated enemies of above E Tier: English
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Nessus posted:S Tier: Every historical society I personally liked, except for so I guess no societies are S tier shame but time for humanity to make room for a species with S tier capabilities
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i wonder what aspect of theban society parmenides has a problem with
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Was there ever really any way for the natives of the Americas to not get wiped out? 90+% of them got wiped out by disease without even being aware that White people existed. Even in a perfect world where the Europeans hadn't been genocidal colonizers and instead been pacifist hippies I really don't see how the Native Civilizations could have lasted. Hell even the worst plagues in all of Eurasian history never came close to that level. 1491 has this chapter about the first settlers in North America marveling at all this empty land and wondering why the nearby tribes hadn't settled it, when what they didn't realize was that they had, just that they had all died over the decade or so before they arrived, because the Feral Pigs and Trade Routes had already given them all smallpox and similar.
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cheetah7071 posted:so I guess no societies are S tier The only hypothetical S-tier society would be one led by the wisest philosopher of antiquity: Diogenes.
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galagazombie posted:Was there ever really any way for the natives of the Americas to not get wiped out? 90+% of them got wiped out by disease without even being aware that White people existed. Even in a perfect world where the Europeans hadn't been genocidal colonizers and instead been pacifist hippies I really don't see how the Native Civilizations could have lasted. Hell even the worst plagues in all of Eurasian history never came close to that level. 1491 has this chapter about the first settlers in North America marveling at all this empty land and wondering why the nearby tribes hadn't settled it, when what they didn't realize was that they had, just that they had all died over the decade or so before they arrived, because the Feral Pigs and Trade Routes had already given them all smallpox and similar. The only possibility was if the Yupik who went back and forth across the Bering Strait had brought the old world diseases with them long enough before the Europeans arrived that the Americans were able to build up an equivalent level of immunity. In that case I would imagine American colonization would look more like African/Asian, a thin layer of Europeans dominating a native society.
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imagine hating thebes but idolizing sparta there may be an aspect of spartan male society you are not aware of, parmenides
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I suspect even a moderately higher level of baseline resistance to smallpox etc. would have made an immense difference. I'm not sure there would have been successful European domination in these contexts. In some regions perhaps but it seems like you would not have had a situation where Cortes knocks over an entire ancient civilization and produces giant wagonloads of silver.
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The best Greeks were the ones who lived in the bright, gentle, civilizing glow of the Persian Empire. Asia Minor was where all the real wealth and cities were and true civilization was to be found. Who gives a poo poo about few ragged, bloodthirsty semibarbarians clinging precariously to a craggy infertile peninsula, gnawing at each other over scraps??
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Parmenides posted:The average Spartan citizen had a much better understanding of classical antiquity than anyone in this thread. I mean, not for nothing, but I've got a much better understanding of 21st century America than any ancient Spartan. I'd say the ancient Spartans probably had a better opportunity to learn about classical antiquity than I do, in that I have to read a book, and they just had to go outside.....
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more like shartan
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# ? Jul 24, 2020 00:57 |
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Athens and Constantinople pale in comparison to *checks notes* an agrarian slave society that declined after barely more than a century of relevance.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:No, seriously, who the gently caress's gimmick re-reg are you? I am just a humble forums-goer, promoting respect for Hellenic and Chinese antiquity. Fly Molo posted:lol @ all of this, just lol. Oh for sure, declaring war on your slaves every year is surely the hallmark of an Extremely High-Tier Society. Keep posting, you’re almost there. Again, you need to broaden your education beyond Plutarch's Memes. At this rate you may as well cite the movie 300. Fly Molo posted:The only hypothetical S-tier society would be one led by the wisest philosopher of antiquity: Diogenes. See above; Diogenes of Sinope is a fictional character and his whole mythology is the product of small-minded Romans. If even half the stories about him were true, he would have been arrested and executed by the Eleven within about ten seconds of arriving in Athens. Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The best Greeks were the ones who lived in the bright, gentle, civilizing glow of the Persian Empire. Asia Minor was where all the real wealth and cities were and true civilization was to be found. Who gives a poo poo about few ragged, bloodthirsty semibarbarians clinging precariously to a craggy infertile peninsula, gnawing at each other over scraps?? There is a tiny fragment of truth to be found here. The colonies in the east did host some of the greatest intellectual developments in human history. Of course, people like Thales pre-date the Persian conquest of Lydia and Ionia, and much of what you say is just rude and unfair. Jazerus posted:thebes Thebes THEBES If you're a Theban Sympathiser, just come out and admit it. What part of "spartan male society" do you think I'm forgetting, and why do you think Thebes is anything other than contemptible? I can discuss Thebes if people here like that city, but I had hoped to discuss the better people of Hellas rather than the very worst.
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