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Ingmar terdman posted:At the point in G-E where Leto thinks a girl is so cute he considers taking 3000 years to unmorph himself and show her clone his beefswelling. But then he falls asleep browsing his internal netflix of psychic memories His spank bank is the most extensive collection of porn in history so I can't blame him.
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threelemmings posted:Dr Beefswellington Yueh What's this about suking the beefswelling
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I recently reread the Dune series (only Frank's stuff, jfc I tried his failson's stuff and I couldn't even get through one book) and I have to ask... What is this beefswelling?
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pnumoman posted:I recently reread the Dune series (only Frank's stuff, jfc I tried his failson's stuff and I couldn't even get through one book) and I have to ask...  From Children of Dune
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first beefswelling, then groundswelling, then just swelling and a bit of itchiness
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Jul 24, 2020 12:59
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If beefswelling lasts for more than three hours, see a horny butcher.
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Frank Herbert on his deathbed, as notes to the unfinished Dune 7: My Son is a Hack fly out of his hand. beat close up on Frank's chapped lips "...beefswelling..."
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AFewBricksShy posted:
Oh...yeah... I distinctly remember reading that and I now realize my mind just edited it on the fly to "swelling". He certainly did have some interesting prose.
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pnumoman posted:Oh...yeah... I distinctly remember reading that and I now realize my mind just edited it on the fly to "swelling". I think "girdershape" is getting away with a lot solely because beefswelling is taking all of the attention in that sentence.
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I have no beef and I must swell
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AFewBricksShy posted:I think "girdershape" is getting away with a lot solely because beefswelling is taking all of the attention in that sentence. Yeah I feel like this thread has been sleeping on “girdershape of ecstasy” also mods name change pls
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Anne Frank Funk posted:Frank Herbert on his deathbed, as notes to the unfinished Dune 7: My Son is a Hack fly out of his hand. Beefswell was the name of his childhood sled
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Pham Nuwen posted:Beefswell was the name of his childhood sled ros'beef
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Jul 24, 2020 15:51
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What if Dune, right, but it was Tundra
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Ice Planet
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Inverted Icon posted:What if Dune, right, but it was Tundra I’m imagining the worms in giant fluffy-frilled parkas and it’s very 
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Inverted Icon posted:What if Dune, right, but it was Tundra Ice spice? Cryospice? Frozspice?
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pnumoman posted:Ice spice? Cryospice? Frozspice? Chillspice
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I'd say instead of worms there's giant whales but then we've basically just got Dishonored Actually might be interesting to have a setting with multiple competing forms of plot device materials
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Jul 24, 2020 17:13
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Godzilla vs God Emperor I would watch this, kaiju suits mandatory
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Just call me Gordon Slamsay because I have a perfect Beef Swellington
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Doc Hawkins posted:ros'beef
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Cross-stitching my “All’s Well that Beefswells” throw pillows
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my beefswell beswells itself
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Swells within swoles
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Idaho darted a quick glance along Leto’s supine length. They always look for genitalia, Leto thought. Perhaps I should have something made, a gross protuberance to shock them. He choked back the small burst of amusement which threatened to erupt from his throat.
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not the only thing threatening to erupt!!!
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When confronted with a giant grotesque man/worm thing claiming to be my God and also my friend Paul, the first thing I think is 'yo does this thing have a hog? I gotta peep that'
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Duncan do how Duncan do.
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Where's the beef?
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Yo peep my gross protruberance drat toxic workplace working for the god emperor imo.
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priznat posted:Yo peep my gross protruberance oh come on, can't you take a joke  i'm just trying to teach you to rebel against me
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Sir, why do you keep prodding me all day and saying I'm 'a poopy head', I've been nothing but loyal to you
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Doc Hawkins posted:oh come on, can't you take a joke Lmao I’M GOING STRAIGHT TO HR!! Oh poo poo he’s already seen the future of them sweeping this under a rug 
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AFewBricksShy posted:I think "girdershape" is getting away with a lot solely because beefswelling is taking all of the attention in that sentence. girdershape is such an awesome word, iron pillarlike ecstasy lol gardershape could be equally cool, dress, robe, -like ecstasy. really depends on who's being referenced
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atreidees nuts
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Rereading for the 10th time at least - do they ever explain the shield wall? Is it literally a force-field wall? If so - worms don't go bananas because ________?
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It was a natural formation they could not burrow through
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Thunder Moose posted:Rereading for the 10th time at least - do they ever explain the shield wall? Is it literally a force-field wall? If so - worms don't go bananas because ________? Well, I mean, it's stone. I don't know if it was ever explained this way, but given its size and shape, I always assumed it was a caldera. ^^plus, what he said^^
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He knowingly falsely accuses a guy of saying the god emperor gets horny. Publicly flogs the guy and yells i am never horny. Dune
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