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 I have never before seen such a well structured description of spending time on twitter
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sometimes i get into arguments with them. just a couple days ago i was involved in TWO separate arguments. i know. absolute madman. well the one guy said 'masks are dangerous' and i just couldn't
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Jul 24, 2020 06:39
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I'm still at the "scream at the idiots in the belief that I'm making some small difference to the world" stage.
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Jul 24, 2020 06:48
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What game is this?
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Jul 24, 2020 08:33
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Trapperkeeper 1.7.8
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Jul 24, 2020 09:28
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Awesome.Brazilianpeanutwar posted:What’s that gif from? He looks like a Fallout ghoul mind the walrus posted:The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, a movie that makes perfect sense if you're a very particular type of nerd and would probably have done way better if it came out in the 2010s: Scratch Monkey posted:He's John Big Booty, a red lectroid from planet 10. Played by Christopher Lloyd - Peter Weller as Dr. Buckaroo Banzai, nuclear physicist, brain surgeon and rock-star. - John Lithgow as Dr. Emilio Lizardo / Lord John Whorfin,, nuclear physicist, incarcerated at the Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane in 1938 - Ellen Barkin as Penny Priddy / Anne Banzai - Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Sidney Zweibel / New Jersey, surgeon, band member and uh... Band member. - Christopher Lloyd as John Bigbooté, alien (bad) - Carl Lumbly as John Parker, alien (good) - Vincent Schiavelli as John O'Connor, alien (bad) - Matt Clark as Secretary of Defense McKinley - Jonathan Banks (Mike from Breaking bad), Lizardo Hospital Guard. Watch it. quote:Laugh while you can, monkey-boy...
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Jul 24, 2020 09:41
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You forgot a very young Clancy Brown as Rawhide. Man, seeing that movie in theaters was a trip. I spent the first thirty minutes going  and the rest going  Anyone who hasn't seen it, watch it now. Don't read about it. It's best experienced blind. And it does still hold up very well. It's one of those movies like Repo Man that you see new things every time you watch it, no matter how many times you've seen it before. (and it has one of the best end credits themes ever) 
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Jul 24, 2020 12:08
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Is it too late for swear as a kid chat? My English teacher was perfectly fine with us using swears in our papers or otherwise but they had to be in proper English. At one point someone had written "Bjørn Johan (his name) has a big rear end" on the blackboard. He pretended to get furious and chastised us for such poor manners. Then he corrected it to "has a big arse." It's why I have a tendency to use words like feck and shite. Anyway. 
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Jul 24, 2020 12:10
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Helmet respects helmet
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Jul 24, 2020 12:20
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Jul 24, 2020 12:33
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The Doors of Reception by Aloss Huxley
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Jul 24, 2020 12:52
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Unkempt posted:The Doors of Reception by Aloss Huxley
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Jul 24, 2020 12:57
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https://i.imgur.com/Ogldqvj.gifv 2020 in a nutshell
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Jul 24, 2020 13:01
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volts5000 posted:Imagine watching The Avengers, but you've never saw the previous movies and have never even heard of Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, etc. It's that insane and it's an amazing experience. Non-ironically, my first experience of Buckaroo Banzai was the Marvel Comics two-part limited series adapting the movie, that my dad managed to find somewhere and bought for me. I had never heard of the movie before that, I don't think anyone else had heard of the movie, and I only saw it like thirty years later. The movie was better.
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Jul 24, 2020 13:06
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Doctor Zero posted:(and it has one of the best end credits themes ever) That was also the inspiration for the end sequence in The Life Aquatic (also starring Jeff Goldblum) https://youtu.be/MA3jRCX14cQ
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Jul 24, 2020 13:35
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Jul 24, 2020 13:39
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Christians know they don't have the authority to drat people, right?
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Jul 24, 2020 13:43
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Someone needs to tell her to stop backseat godding. 
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Jul 24, 2020 13:44
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Jul 24, 2020 14:04
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https://twitter.com/SignsFun/status/1286304993323241472
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Jul 24, 2020 14:12
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Lodin posted:Is it too late for swear as a kid chat? My English teacher was perfectly fine with us using swears in our papers or otherwise but they had to be in proper English. At one point someone had written "Bjørn Johan (his name) has a big rear end" on the blackboard. He pretended to get furious and chastised us for such poor manners. Then he corrected it to "has a big arse." While I only been saying "feck" because I've been watching alot of Irish Streamers.
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Jul 24, 2020 14:16
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This is amazing! America is amazing!
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Jul 24, 2020 14:20
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At first I thought she was trying to keep people away from condoms, but then she was saying 'back off until I buy something' so maybe she's just enforcing social distancing very strangely?
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Jul 24, 2020 14:26
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Elfface posted:At first I thought she was trying to keep people away from condoms, but then she was saying 'back off until I buy something' so maybe she's just enforcing social distancing very strangely? If she was concerned about social distancing, seems like she'd be wearing a mask and over here both of those things are "political statements" gently caress this country
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Jul 24, 2020 14:29
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How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race.
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Jul 24, 2020 14:30
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race. most people don't like hurting other humans, Cocaine Bear
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Jul 24, 2020 14:32
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race. I think at this point the only thing keeping them safe from getting punched is the knowledge that doing so would probably get whoever did it infected with COVID. Because they sure as hell are gonna have it before long. Piss Meridian posted:most people don't like hurting other humans, Cocaine Bear If someone's gonna go round screaming in random people's faces and belittle them out of an artificial sense of superiority, sooner or later they're gonna get knocked on their rear end and make a bigger mess of things. Neddy Seagoon has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Jul 24, 2020 |
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Jul 24, 2020 14:38
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No one wants to tangle with a crazy person over dumb bull poo poo like waiting an extra 5 min to buy toothpaste or whatever. On a personal level you can get pretty hosed up in even a simple fight. On a legal level it’s just a giant loving headache even if the other person totally deserves it. Tell the store let them trespass the idiot off their property and if the place is constantly overrun with that bullshit find a new Target.
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Jul 24, 2020 14:41
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race. There's really no positive outcome available from throwing hands with a large crazy woman yammering about jesus
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Jul 24, 2020 14:42
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race. They might have guns.
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Jul 24, 2020 14:49
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I'm waiting for the day my mom ends up as one of these videos 
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Jul 24, 2020 14:56
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Jul 24, 2020 15:01
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I wish I had the skills to change that ship to the lusitania.
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Jul 24, 2020 15:04
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ultrafilter posted:They might have guns. Oh, right. I keep forgetting that you're allowed to just blast someone if they look at you wrong. Sorry bout your country, stay safe, and away from my stash. E content 
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Jul 24, 2020 15:05
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Cable Guy posted:Awesome. just watched it last night. It's awesome and hilarious. I will add John Small Berries to your list of names. And I wish I could be Perfect Tommy
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Jul 24, 2020 15:23
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race. They'd probably get sued into oblivion, even if the person who laid hands on someone like that was 100% justified.
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Jul 24, 2020 15:37
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I mean, I'm not trying to sound tough but if someone without a mask wants to get in your face I'd think that's like the niche for which pepper spray was invented. Throwing hands sucks, but I must admit in this particular instance if I was a nearby shopper I'd just break out of there, not get involved and need to make a police report. Life is too short for that BS.
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Jul 24, 2020 16:59
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Pepper spraying someone indoors with a bunch of people around is probably going to do more harm than good. The avoidance idea is better.
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