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The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?

Fumble posted:

Like, do people think?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The PRC is going to attempt a Mars mission tomorrow so be careful if you happen to be in any remote Chinese villages

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

D-Pad posted:

I've got a friend who won't shut up about how the three gorges dam is going to collapse at any moment. I can't find any non-questionable news sources about this, but at the same time it is China.

Is there actually a chance this happens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3RgJNRxv0&t=717s

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Fojar38 posted:

The PRC is going to attempt a Mars mission tomorrow so be careful if you happen to be in Manhattan

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Grand Fromage posted:

Another fun fact, since you aren't allowed to have that data you can't, say, know where the thousands of faults in that very seismically active region are so you can avoid building on top of them.

Oh yeah, this part seems very China.

BigSexy
Apr 21, 2020
Can someone educate me or post a good link about why the three gorges dam is so unsafe/at risk of failure? I know it’s a huge dam but beyond that nothing

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fojar38 posted:

The PRC is going to attempt a trash delivery to Mars mission tomorrow so be careful if you happen to be in any remote Chinese villages

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Can't have dam chat in the china thread without talking about the Banqiao Dam disaster:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Banqiao_Dam_failure
Everybody's favorite part is when they called in airstrikes against downstream dams to relieve pressure, the guy who made that call had balls made of, well, reinforced concrete. Also I would like to see a transcript of the phone call to the airforce C/O who dispatched the bombers. "You want us to WHAT in the next 30 minutes?!"

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Fojar38 posted:

The PRC is going to attempt a Mars mission tomorrow so be careful if you happen to be in any remote Chinese villages

Apparently the launch is in roughly half an hour. Very approximately 11:40 PM central US time.

Stream from some guy on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG2t5FgALSs

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Number_6 posted:

Apparently the launch is in roughly half an hour. Very approximately 11:40 PM central US time.

Stream from some guy on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG2t5FgALSs

I guess it didn’t blow up?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Looks like it probably went fine, although since it's China they naturally cut the feed right around the time of a visible burst that was probably the booster separation

So the easiest part is over

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Can't wait for all of the inevitable shrapnel and other space chabuduo to knock out everyone else's satellites

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

BigSexy posted:

Can someone educate me or post a good link about why the three gorges dam is so unsafe/at risk of failure? I know it’s a huge dam but beyond that nothing

So I started the dam chat, and I can't even say exactly why it may be at risk of failure other than China is having historic flooding and the typical stuff about the kinds of corners that sometimes get cut in chinese construction projects. I can say that I went on a cruise down the yangtze in the summer of 2008 right before the dam was completed and it is unbelievably huge and holding back an unbelievable amount of water even when it isn't flooding. An assload of people and infrastructure are downstream of it. I have no idea if this is just dumb rumor or not, but if it were to actually fail it would be one of, if not the, largest man made disaster in modern history.

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
I have a friend who is an engineer who works with concrete a lot. She says that the Chinese explanation—“the dam has deformed a little but is within design tolerance”—is not a good explanation because the whole point of concrete is that it isn’t supposed to deform unless you’re putting it under more pressure than it’s rated for. The dam is also anchored by porous limestone, which could absorb the water and cause landslides.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I don't know what I'm talking about either, but it destroyed a lot of unique ecological habitat, it was supposed to control the flood risk for places downstream in perpetuity (poo poo flooded badly this year anyways), it was constructed in haste and just by being there it creates the massive risk of its failure. Altogether a bad idea that was only made because it was really big and impressive (to the CCP brass.)

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

By contrast, the main engineer said that the dam was build such that the concrete mixture hardens (or whatever it does) as is spends time under water, and this is just the first time that happens and the dam will be more solid going forward. And also, that that's all planned and people should chill out, because the dam can hold double the pressure it does now and is build in such a way that it becomes more solid as water pushes against it etc. etc.

I have no, none, zero idea about what is true or not.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Realistically, the CCP is going to pour every resource into making sure the drat doesn't fail (at this stage anyway). But can it be just patched up in perpetuity?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I'd be more concerned with something like global warming increasing the chances of a massive deluge that either exceeds capacity or somehow exposes some other underlying weakness that otherwise wouldn't have been a problem. Certainly hope that doesn't happen though as the consequences would be not great.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Magna Kaser posted:

tiktok has always been banned in china. it's like super blocked too, a VPN won't work. if you have a Chinese SIM or a like Chinese phone even with a VPN it won't work.

they do NOT want chinese people gettin on tiktok.

Lol that’s hilarious I doubt many people outside China know that.

I mean it makes total sense you can’t have a social media platform that’s open to both the world and China.

Shaocaholica fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jul 23, 2020

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
I guess you just call that another part of the Great Firewall?
I don't know that name just isn't as fun as the Iron Curtain. The Steel (with boron characteristics) Curtain

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've always wondered how they do the superbanning. I tried to install an apk of Google Play onto my Chinese phone and if you tried to install it, the phone just shut the installation down immediately without any notification. That was the only install that would do it.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Post this any time someone claims China isn't imperialist:

https://newsinteractives.cbc.ca/longform/china-at-sea

quote:

Unmasking China's invisible fleet
This story is a part of a documentary series produced in collaboration with NBC News by The Outlaw Ocean Project, a non-profit journalism organization based in Washington, D.C., that focuses on human rights, labour and environmental crimes at sea.

For years, no one knew why dozens of battered wooden "ghost boats" were routinely washing ashore along the coast of Japan, often with the bodies of starved North Korean fishermen reduced to skeletons.

An investigation by the journalism organization The Outlaw Ocean Project based on satellite data collected over the last two years has revealed, however, what marine researchers now say is the most likely explanation: China is sending an armada of industrial boats to illegally fish in North Korean waters, displacing smaller North Korean boats, forcing them farther out to rougher seas, and spearheading a decline in once-abundant squid stocks of more than 70 per cent.

The Chinese vessels — close to 800 last year — appear to be in violation of UN sanctions that forbid foreign fishing in North Korean waters in the Sea of Japan, also known as the East Sea. The sanctions, imposed in 2017 in response to the country's nuclear tests, were intended to punish North Korea by not allowing it to sell fishing rights in exchange for valuable foreign currency. (Canada is one of the countries helping to enforce those sanctions.)

Grand Fromage posted:

I've always wondered how they do the superbanning. I tried to install an apk of Google Play onto my Chinese phone and if you tried to install it, the phone just shut the installation down immediately without any notification. That was the only install that would do it.
I forget exactly how Google / non-Google Android works but essentially if you aren't fully complying with Google's soft monopoly on Android they lock you out of all their services. Which brand was it?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Shumagorath posted:

I forget exactly how Google / non-Google Android works but essentially if you aren't fully complying with Google's soft monopoly on Android they lock you out of all their services. Which brand was it?

It was a Xiaomi. I was doing it offline so it was something in the phone shutting it down.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Grand Fromage posted:

I've always wondered how they do the superbanning. I tried to install an apk of Google Play onto my Chinese phone and if you tried to install it, the phone just shut the installation down immediately without any notification. That was the only install that would do it.

I imagine it might just have a list of package names/IDs that it will refuse to install.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

je1 healthcare posted:

Realistically, the CCP is going to pour every resource into making sure the drat doesn't fail (at this stage anyway). But can it be just patched up in perpetuity?

nah it's cheaper just to bomb their own dam and then blame <domestic minority> so china can get even MORE slave labor!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Apparently Chinese nationalists are mad at Ghost of Tsushima because it's about Samurai killing Mongols, who they think are Chinese.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Got yelled at many a time for saying Genghis Khan and the Mongols were not Chinese.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I heard on the radio that we've apprehended some of the chinese regime's spies for lying on their visa applications about being in the PLA.

The risk of being the random foreigner they kidnap in retaliation has gone up!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Grand Fromage posted:

Got yelled at many a time for saying Genghis Khan and the Mongols were not Chinese.

It's really weird to me how they are trying to claim one of the biggest piece of poo poo empires in history as "theirs" but then again it's pretty in line with fascism where all that matters is perceived power

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Anyone who conquers China automatically becomes Chinese.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I can't believe that the British Empire was actually a Chinese Empire

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

He was born in what is present day Northern Mongolia, like not even a border town or something.

The junk collector
Aug 10, 2005
Hey do you want that motherboard?
You just have to get people used to the idea that they're Chinese so that there won't be any complaining when they are helpfully brought back into the empire.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage posted:

Got yelled at many a time for saying Genghis Khan and the Mongols were not Chinese.

this also happened to me, from two university professors, no less. lol.

you do you, China

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

So the great wall of china was built to protect the great and powerful chinese people from the barbarous and horrible chinese people?

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

BrigadierSensible posted:

So the great wall of china was built to protect the great and powerful chinese people from the barbarous and horrible chinese people?

you're a foreigner, you wouldn't understand

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

So the great wall of china was built to protect the great and powerful chinese people from the barbarous and horrible chinese people?

it was built to protect against the 匈奴 you simpleton. who are they? who knows!

also ive seen this posted on wechat like 4000 times already and its a p good pun



"why close the chengdu [consulate]?"
"because too many people there talk about trump/speak sichuanese accented mandarin."

the pun doesnt work in english but the word used to describe sichuanese accented mandarin is a 1:1 homonym with one of the main accepted ways to say trump.

this ends chinese corner today.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Magna Kaser posted:

this ends chinese corner today.

on the chinese darknet, some brave troll explains to his friends why some american forum is talking about Chicken Sandwiches relative to chinese politics

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
加油川普 - Jia you chuan Po (jar yo trum Po)
Go Trump!

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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Apparently a livestream of the three gorges with all the sluice gates fully open, it's been going for a few hours at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhddcv7p2QM

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