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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mcmagic posted:

Dude has 161mm career earnings. That isn't enough?

How much is Dan Snyder worth? Make him pay every penny he owes.

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
It would be funny if Alex came back healthy enough to retire after Rodgers has already hung 'em up.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Alex Smith and Albert Haynesworth should open up a restaurant outside of FedEx Field, they only serve nachos and it is called Nacho Money Dan

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the US either this year, smart decision:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1286839666596098049

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

really great idea for the other teams' players to strongly consider doing this.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
$161mil and I could make 12m more? Hell yeah I’ll rehab. Not like any team would sign him and start him at this point.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the US either this year, smart decision:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1286839666596098049

This guy is a drat hero. He's working as an orderly in one of the hardest-hit types of Canadian dwellings (long-term care / elder care).

Hopefully it allows others to feel less umbrage if they take the season off for their own or their families well-being.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Kalli posted:

Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the US either this year, smart decision:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1286839666596098049

Dude seems pretty awesome and it sounds like avoiding risk is the last thing on his mind.

https://twitter.com/laurentdtardif/status/1286839610727976965?s=21

“If I am to take risks, I will do it caring for patients.”

He’s got his medical degree and is working as an orderly right now because a lot of long term care homes in Quebec were so hosed up the army came in and took over. When they pulled out they were replaced by Red Cross volunteers which I guess he’s a part of.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the real LDT

motherfucker was drafted into the NFL out of McGill

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Snyder clearly paid off the surgical team so he can now cut Smith without paying him

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

SKULL.GIF posted:

No one post the picture

Picture of what

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

LDT loving rules, good on him for opting out

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Hot Diggity! posted:

Picture of what

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
This is all just a magnificent troll by Alex Smith on Snyder....

The NFLPA comes to a deal around 6pm....90 minutes later Alex Smith's doctor's clear him. But at the end of the tweet there is that pesky physical on Monday.....

"Smith’s 2020 $16 million salary is guaranteed for injury at the moment. An injury guarantee means that if a player’s contract is terminated while he is injured his injury protection kicks in and he earns his salary if hurt. The condition to collect on the guarantee is that Smith would not be able to pass a physical in 2020. So obviously that is a long time for Smith to recover from his injury."

https://www.hogshaven.com/2018/12/8/18131998/trying-to-understand-the-alex-smith-contract-and-impact-on-salary-cap

I am thinking he MIGHT show up on Monday for that physical...

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I like to imagine Derek Lokey somehow finding TFF through a google search and being confused

The baseball player Keith Atherton as well. Got my username from a Lowtax name change thread where all names were 1986 Topps baseball cards. Want to change it but no more money to Lowtax from me

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Keith Atherton posted:

I like to imagine Derek Lokey somehow finding TFF through a google search and being confused

The baseball player Keith Atherton as well. Got my username from a Lowtax name change thread where all names were 1986 Topps baseball cards. Want to change it but no more money to Lowtax from me

I've got some good news!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The money will go to lowtax until at least a month from now if not longer. don't listen to the trickster god above

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Reminder not to purchase any forum poo poo until Jeffrey has confirmed the sale has finalised and money is going to him*



*This is assuming you trust Jeffrey too tbh.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Keith Atherton posted:

I like to imagine Derek Lokey somehow finding TFF through a google search and being confused

The baseball player Keith Atherton as well. Got my username from a Lowtax name change thread where all names were 1986 Topps baseball cards. Want to change it but no more money to Lowtax from me

I can give you a name change. Just let me know what you want.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Athanatos posted:

I can give you a name change. Just let me know what you want.

Oh thanks! Have no good ideas at the moment but will PM you when I do. I’m awful at clever user names, bar trivia names, and posting!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Keith Athanatos

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Keith Atherton posted:

Oh thanks! Have no good ideas at the moment but will PM you when I do. I’m awful at clever user names, bar trivia names, and posting!

Derek Lokey

Washington Football Team

Also let LDT put loving Dr. on his jersey you trash organization.

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Kalli posted:

If he retires, they could make him pay back $12.9m in signing bonus money, and his entire $16m base salary is guaranteed. So yeah Alex, make 'em cut you.

100%. There is no chance he plays a snap, his leg is hosed. But by not retiring he is earning a bunch of cash.

Hopefully the team takes the opportunity of having a vet like him around to at least get a new QB coach out of the deal, rather than try to pay him off quick.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Keith Atherton posted:

Oh thanks! Have no good ideas at the moment but will PM you when I do. I’m awful at clever user names, bar trivia names, and posting!

Name yourself The Ellen Show

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Keith Atherton posted:

Oh thanks! Have no good ideas at the moment but will PM you when I do. I’m awful at clever user names, bar trivia names, and posting!

Antonio Clown.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Keith Atherton, there are plenty of names you can choose from right here.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Please rename me Black Bortles tia

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

The Dave posted:

Please rename me Black Bortles tia

Bam-ba-lam

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Keith Atherton posted:

Oh thanks! Have no good ideas at the moment but will PM you when I do. I’m awful at clever user names, bar trivia names, and posting!

Two username ideas threads, just check to make sure the name isn't already taken:

gbs https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862143&pagenumber=1

cspam https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3782448&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

Yeah, I wouldn't come back to the US either this year, smart decision:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1286839666596098049

The hospital will cover it up when he gets infected from his coworkers and dies.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Athanatos posted:

I can give you a name change. Just let me know what you want.

No don't! He doesn't respect the Run and therefore should be made to suffer.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

FizFashizzle posted:

The hospital will cover it up when he gets infected from his coworkers and dies.

Aggressive Laurent Tardif Foundation ads promoting enlisting in the Mounties

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

FizFashizzle posted:

The hospital will cover it up when he gets infected from his coworkers and dies.

Goddamn you're an idiot sometimes Fiz.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Yeah I think the infection would come from the patients themselves

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
I thought it was a pretty solid Pat Tillman joke myself.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Q_res posted:

I thought it was a pretty solid Pat Tillman joke myself.

Incidentally the excellent (and goon made) “behind the Bastards” podcast’s latest episode was on the bastards who covered up / lied about Tillman’s murder.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

ketchup vs catsup posted:

Incidentally the excellent (and goon made) “behind the Bastards” podcast’s latest episode was on the bastards who covered up / lied about Tillman’s murder.

Robert Evans is a goon?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Athanatos posted:

I can give you a name change. Just let me know what you want.

He wants Something Awful Forums Poster.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Flikken posted:

Robert Evans is a goon?

He is! Check out the “Machetes!” Thread in Rapidly Going Deaf. It’s about robert’s podcasts, and he posts there from time to time.

He’s also been doing amazing live streams from the protests in portland.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kalensc posted:

Goddamn you're an idiot sometimes Fiz.


Q_res posted:

I thought it was a pretty solid Pat Tillman joke myself.

getting slow in your old age

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