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Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

My Amazon order for cheap Bluetooth headphones came in!

How do I fit this in my ears?

# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:18

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# ? May 15, 2024 18:56

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

I mean, I get the shaming part, but is it not acceptable to stun gun some Covid Karen if they get their disease spewing maw in your face? I thought this was AMERICA

# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:26

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

I dunno, i think the shop assistants should also be allowed to taze the poo poo out of them.

I keep seeing the large display of inexpensive shampoo.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:28

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Parallelwoody posted:

I mean, I get the shaming part, but is it not acceptable to stun gun some Covid Karen if they get their disease spewing maw in your face? I thought this was AMERICA

Son, they won't even let ME stun gun the Karen.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:29

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Beachcomber posted:

I keep seeing the large display of inexpensive shampoo.

Whole lotta scented sprays there, which will work as a makeshift mace if you can get it in their eyes

# ? Jul 25, 2020 08:38

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

# ? Jul 25, 2020 09:10

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Parallelwoody posted:

I mean, I get the shaming part, but is it not acceptable to stun gun some Covid Karen if they get their disease spewing maw in your face? I thought this was AMERICA

If you�re itching that bad to taze what is clearly a mentally ill woman then go be a cop.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 09:11

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

bike tory posted:

I would wear the gently caress out of that shirt, not going to lie

# ? Jul 25, 2020 09:13

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

If you’re itching that bad to taze what is clearly a mentally ill woman then go be a cop.

They weren't a minority though so I don't know how being a cop would apply.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 09:25

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Memento posted:

I would wear the gently caress out of that shirt, not going to lie

Me too, I really want this

# ? Jul 25, 2020 10:00

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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bike tory posted:

My wife got me that shirt and I still have a delighted giggle whenever I put in on.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 10:02

One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Memento posted:

I would wear the gently caress out of that shirt, not going to lie

slightlywrong is the t-shirt designer you are looking for.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 11:14

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

One Swell Foop posted:

slightlywrong is the t-shirt designer you are looking for.

and, drunk ordered, thank you my goon

# ? Jul 25, 2020 11:18

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

My wife got me two different iterations of this shirt:

# ? Jul 25, 2020 13:45

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Cocaine Bear posted:

How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race.

Most people aren�t loving badasses clocking motherfuckers like you and I are OP

# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:08

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

oldpainless posted:

Most people aren’t loving badasses clocking motherfuckers like you and I are OP

More like oldrestraintless

# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:10

StillFullyTerrible: Feb 16, 2020; you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Parallelwoody posted:

They weren't a minority though so I don't know how being a cop would apply.

disabled and mentally ill white people, along with trans white people, are the only whites who the police kill with regularity! :science:

Please do not construe this as a defense of the incredibly obnoxious plaguespreader lady

# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:11

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

oldpainless posted:

Most people aren’t loving badasses clocking motherfuckers like you and I are OP

You're goddamn right.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:20

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

Okay time to move on.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:26

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

One Swell Foop posted:

slightlywrong is the t-shirt designer you are looking for.

Man, when I�m not phone posting I�ll have to make an Idakoos thread. You could make some bonkers shirts on there.

# ? Jul 25, 2020 16:30

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

code:

 crab cycle

# ? Jul 25, 2020 21:17

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

code:

 crab cycle

mirelurk more

# ? Jul 25, 2020 21:57

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

"Nice bike, take it off any sick jumps?"

[This thrills the crab]

# ? Jul 25, 2020 22:18

NonzeroCircle: Apr 12, 2010; El Camino

dee eight posted:

mirelurk more

# ? Jul 25, 2020 23:13

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://i.imgur.com/QRpPzyF.mp4

# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:01

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jul 26, 2020 02:18

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:23

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Alterian posted:

I'm waiting for the day my mom ends up as one of these videos

Theres a lot worse videos your mom could end up in.

# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:33

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Cartoon Man posted:

What it's like getting away from someone who likes Master of None

# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:37

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Why's he telling me to put on the glasses if I'm alrwady seeing stuff like that?

# ? Jul 26, 2020 03:59

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

The Lone Badger posted:

Why's he telling me to put on the glasses if I'm alrwady seeing stuff like that?

Seeing stuff like what?

# ? Jul 26, 2020 04:11

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Somewhere a drunk college bro trying to do tequila shots is in a lot bigger trouble than just tequila drunk.

# ? Jul 26, 2020 08:13

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Inceltown posted:

Somewhere a drunk college bro trying to do tequila shots is in a lot bigger trouble than just tequila drunk.

Huh. I've got a copy of that exact image but without the thought bubble. I think it's funnier that way.

# ? Jul 26, 2020 08:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's definitely funnier that way

# ? Jul 26, 2020 08:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Most definitely funnier. That pic has come up in this thread before, pretty sure someone even ended up with the lemon as an avatar.

You just know someone added that bubble after not getting the joke.

# ? Jul 26, 2020 09:16