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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
this is unfortunately too big to make a thread, or even the forums, title

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kacytillman/status/1286380829682339840

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Samuringa posted:

this is unfortunately too big to make a thread, or even the forums, title



Here's the thing about logging off,

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen

Samuringa posted:

this is unfortunately too big to make a thread, or even the forums, title



"This is a joke website for morons" new SA slogan

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
so many perfect candidates for the "they wouldn't tell you that unless somebody had done it" award

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/profbriancox/status/1287079961380245505?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TheKennedys posted:

so many perfect candidates for the "they wouldn't tell you that unless somebody had done it" award

I like that there's two different rules about fish memes. "No unfunny fish memes" "no disturbing fish-related memes."

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Musluk posted:

Noo, not my hotdogs perilously close to bathtubs art exhibit!

I'm honestly on board with all of it except the ban on surreal clothing.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Necrothatcher posted:

I'm honestly on board with all of it except the ban on surreal clothing.

I'm guessing they were nearly torn apart by people arguing over what color that one dress was.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Only funny, wholesome fish memes, please.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Moon Slayer posted:

Only funny, wholesome fish memes, please.

Wish granted.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




As you wish

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

All hail the Goldfish!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/undersequoias/status/1286374917110292480?s=21

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PurriBell/status/1286548481528799233

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1287084013874606081

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

Whoa buddy did you or did you not read the rules?!

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020


She's too good for this world.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/iamtannenbaum/status/1287131389809307649?s=21

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Ok, so let's guess what his actual military service was. Latrines? Catering? Payroll?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Chrpno posted:

Ok, so let's guess what his actual military service was. Latrines? Catering? Payroll?

Eh, even if all you do is paperwork for the military you're complicit in a multitude of war crimes against civilian populations and i hope the ghosts of the innocent dead keep you awake at night.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/von_owie/status/1286372308525907971

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Skwirl posted:

Eh, even if all you do is paperwork for the military you're complicit in a multitude of war crimes against civilian populations and i hope the ghosts of the innocent dead keep you awake at night.

And besides, even if all he did was spitshine the toilets, he IS arguing against the opening of schools, so there's that.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
If you pay taxes that support the military instead being in open revolt you are complicit.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

doverhog posted:

If you pay taxes that support the military instead being in open revolt you are complicit.

You go to jail for not paying taxes, it's been an all volunteer military for over 40 years.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
So you agree that all taxes support the military.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chrpno posted:

Ok, so let's guess what his actual military service was. Latrines? Catering? Payroll?

I think he may have been an actual combat troop since the stuff about keeping people safe is her paraphrasing, not his actual words (someone called her on this in the replies). See this tweet and the following ones:

https://twitter.com/kacytillman/status/1286657707706114050

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Skwirl posted:

Eh, even if all you do is paperwork for the military you're complicit in a multitude of war crimes against civilian populations and i hope the ghosts of the innocent dead keep you awake at night.

Shut up.

doverhog posted:

If you pay taxes that support the military instead being in open revolt you are complicit.

Shut uuuuuuuup.

Take it to D&D.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/1287095057124855810?s=19

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

The replies in this are legit awful. It sucks, but the couple likely chose this because they already sent out save the dates before COVID shut downs, and now their venue won’t let them change dates without losing deposit but also must cut guest numbers in half.

Meanwhile the replies are making GBS threads on them for trying to do their best and communicating with everyone the reality of the situation. I guess you can avoid telling people they’re group A, B or C, but if save the dates were already out and invitations already made, what can you really do?

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Good lord, people get crazy about wedding invitations. The exact same thing is happening to a friend of mine. They sent out messages that were really clear: it's outside, social distancing enforced (or get kicked out), no kids, there will be spaces to camp. They were also really clear that they might just cancel the day before because PANDEMIC and all.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1076713187947343872

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Isn't the standard thing to do a couple waves of invites? Like invite group A, let them RSVP, now you know how many spaces you have left, invite group B, etc.

There's also something very funny to me about having three groups instead of two, when the instructions seem to be the same for B and C? They just want people to know where they are on the list I guess lol.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Moon Slayer posted:

Only funny, wholesome fish memes, please.




Content:

https://twitter.com/cg252562/status/1287067455337226242?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

You're explicitly not supposed to wash parboiled rice, though.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Trapick posted:

Isn't the standard thing to do a couple waves of invites? Like invite group A, let them RSVP, now you know how many spaces you have left, invite group B, etc.

There's also something very funny to me about having three groups instead of two, when the instructions seem to be the same for B and C? They just want people to know where they are on the list I guess lol.

It's fairly standard but actually telling people "you're on the C list" is blisteringly rude and Not Done.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/patrickcotnoir/status/1287104311416233984

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Trapick posted:

Isn't the standard thing to do a couple waves of invites? Like invite group A, let them RSVP, now you know how many spaces you have left, invite group B, etc.

There's also something very funny to me about having three groups instead of two, when the instructions seem to be the same for B and C? They just want people to know where they are on the list I guess lol.

I like the theory the C group isn't real and only exists to make the b group feel better.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/1287164016129908736

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