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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
My cyberpunk nightmare isn’t garage rocketry.

It’s garage virology, and that was true before December thirty‐first of last year.

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Platystemon posted:

My cyberpunk nightmare isn’t garage rocketry.

It’s garage virology, and that was true before December thirty‐first of last year.

I know we're veering off topic but I knew a guy who would order bacteriophages from the Czech Republic for amateur virology experiments. Weird weird dude, I would not trust any food he prepared.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
A friend's hangar neighbor got a MiG-15. On the one hand, I had the rare opportunity to make the joke, on the other, the joke has been pretty tasteless for at least a decade now.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EvenWorseOpinions posted:

A friend's hangar neighbor got a MiG-15. On the one hand, I had the rare opportunity to make the joke, on the other, the joke has been pretty tasteless for at least a decade now.

Type 14? yes I know what the reporting name is

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Midjack posted:

Type 14? yes I know what the reporting name is

Sometimes a cigar is just a... uh, ciagrette? wait that doesn't work.

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous
I remember some article a long time ago on the subtleties of telling a 17 from a 14, subtitled "Don't call me a Fagot."

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Platystemon posted:

My cyberpunk nightmare isn’t garage rocketry.

It’s garage virology, and that was true before December thirty‐first of last year.

You too?

Discovering that smallpox could be reconstituted with mail-order DNA, an undergrad in microbiology, and about $100,000 messed me up a bit

Though then discovering that the US government spent money developing a modern smallpox vaccine when this was discovered and this was done at the direction of George W Bush of all goddamn people was a shock in of itself

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
The vaccine was Counter-Bioterrorism so it makes sense that it got funded in the post 9/11 GWOT $$$ boom

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Never knew about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl1tzsLlUAo

A Coast Guard bizjet with an afterburner.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Warbird posted:

You’re a coward of you don’t fly the wings off and just catch the fuselage as it falls.
That'd be awesome but in the real world you always get one wing back with the center pod.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1286416104051609601?s=20

Some rough flying during an F-15C intercept of the airliner in the vicinity of Al Tanf Garrison.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1286416104051609601?s=20

Some rough flying during an F-15C intercept of the airliner in the vicinity of Al Tanf Garrison.

The Avherald report makes it sound like the Iranian crew freaked out at a more or less normal intercept. And the passenger photos included do seem to show an F-15 at a safe looking distance.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

evil_bunnY posted:

That'd be awesome but in the real world you always get one wing back with the center pod.

A fair point. I’ll also accept “catch the motherfucker at speed”.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
A climb of a few hundred feet followed by a return to assigned altitude just sounds like a TCAS RA to me.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Reports that Garmin got randomwared and their connected wearables are offline, but also including their FlyGarmin service for flight nav. Anyone know if that’s true?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
That's what BBC is reporting. Garmin hasn't confirmed it.
I can tell you I can't access my smart watch.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

`Nemesis posted:

Reports that Garmin got randomwared and their connected wearables are offline, but also including their FlyGarmin service for flight nav. Anyone know if that’s true?

Oh jeebus. I alluded to that in some other Garmin-affected thread yesterday, it would be really bad for them if their high-$ aviation stuff got hit.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Surprise, Elon's going to ruin stargazing!

https://geekologie.com/2020/07/photo-of-neowise-comet-photobombed-by-el.php

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Already is loving up a lot of Real Science astronomy with the garbage satellites that only exist to create artificial demand for SpaceX launches and don’t even do what they claim to.

It’s appalling, and for that more than anything else he’s done I wish him ill.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


https://twitter.com/petemuntean/status/1286618600091131904

whoops, turns out even all taped up properly a bleed air valve in 737 engines corrodes open and causes a compressor stall if they've been in storage for two months

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Kinda makes you wonder what they are going to find on MAXs grounded for 2+ years.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


`Nemesis posted:

Reports that Garmin got randomwared and their connected wearables are offline, but also including their FlyGarmin service for flight nav. Anyone know if that’s true?

I can log into the area on fly.garmin.com where I would normally download nav databases with no issue.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

I can log into the area on fly.garmin.com where I would normally download nav databases with no issue.

quote:

Update - We are currently experiencing an outage that affects flyGarmin and as a result, the flyGarmin website and mobile app are down at this time. This outage also affects our call centers, and we are currently unavailable to receive any emails or chats, but do have limited availability for calls. We are working to resolve this issue as quickly as possible and apologize for this inconvenience.

Garmin Pilot Apps: Largely operational, exception is Database Concierge
FlyGarmin: Degraded performance during database updates

Connext Services: Operational
FltPlan.com: Operational
Jul 24, 17:27 EDT

I can tell you the consumer (exercise watch) stuff is still down.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

bull3964 posted:

Kinda makes you wonder what they are going to find on MAXs grounded for 2+ years.

"Yeah that awful FAA made our plane sit for too long and now the software has gone all buggy."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

HookedOnChthonics posted:

https://twitter.com/petemuntean/status/1286618600091131904

whoops, turns out even all taped up properly a bleed air valve in 737 engines corrodes open and causes a compressor stall if they've been in storage for two months

All 737s?

How had this not been noticed before? I mean owners like to turn the planes around and generate revenue as much as they can, but surely some small number of 737s had been parked for a few months before.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Platystemon posted:

All 737s?

How had this not been noticed before? I mean owners like to turn the planes around and generate revenue as much as they can, but surely some small number of 737s had been parked for a few months before.

If they’re unsure which combination of equipment causes the issue then the safest thing to do is to order all of them inspected.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Airplanes are strange beasts. You can either use them or not use them and they're fine. If you take an airplane that's used a lot and then not use it for a while, strange things break in mysterious ways. If you take an airplane that hasn't been used much and then use it a lot everything seems to break all at once.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
This is basically same with pretty much any highly engineered machinery tbh

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Never knew about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl1tzsLlUAo

A Coast Guard bizjet with an afterburner.

I just watched this video, and a couple of others by this guy and two things stand out - first, holy poo poo his delivery is awful, and second, they are really very poorly researched, quoting things that are misleading or just flat out wrong.

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous
Also at least 2 pics of the wrong plane, 1 of which was the wrong manufacturer!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

hobbesmaster posted:

If they’re unsure which combination of equipment causes the issue then the safest thing to do is to order all of them inspected.

Ya, the FAA orders inspection ADs pretty frequently. You don’t generally hear about them because they’re relatively cheap and don’t impact operations at a fleet level.

Recurring inspections or required part change ADs are a lot less frequent.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

MrChips posted:

I just watched this video, and a couple of others by this guy and two things stand out - first, holy poo poo his delivery is awful, and second, they are really very poorly researched, quoting things that are misleading or just flat out wrong.

Hey, maybe two people on Earth find emotionless flat-affect delivery sexy!

Also, American Airlines has a "Deez Nuts" problem: https://onemileatatime.com/american-airlines-nut-surplus/

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jul 25, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MrChips posted:

I just watched this video, and a couple of others by this guy and two things stand out - first, holy poo poo his delivery is awful, and second, they are really very poorly researched, quoting things that are misleading or just flat out wrong.

I quite like his videos but you are so right on his delivery and lack of researching.

Now Curious Droid is like the opposite.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Saint Helena’s airport has firefighters standing by at all times. Interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-QejUTDCWw&t=1575s

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
That is interesting because they only have one flight a week.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Don't they act as the fire department for the whole community?

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Lou Takki posted:

Don't they act as the fire department for the whole community?

Maybe. But the airport is a 15km mountain road from the main town on the island.
I'd imagine its like in a lot of smaller European airports the fire department also dual role the police/customs too.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The fireman are also baggage handlers. :shobon:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I went to St. Helena once, a long time ago, and the shocking thing is that there's even less there than you could possibly expect.

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Mortabis posted:

That is interesting because they only have one flight a week.

One scheduled, but due to location it could be a possible diversion point I guess, especially since the Ascension airport is a RAF base.

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