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Gringostar posted:im pretty sure i could make my girlfriends head literally explode if i showed her this I looked the dude up and it's actually not a chud for once, but some sort of woo hippie. Also loving laffo at every kid having their own glass bottle. Bullshit is falling off desks all the time, lets add glass to the mix hell yes. Grape has issued a correction as of 07:42 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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davidspackage posted:What, like stomach acid? "Let's play that game where you puke into my mouth and I puke into yours!" not a chemist but piss might be a solvent? or saliva, if he wants kids making out or... perhaps we shouldn't try too hard to understand the ramblings of a guy who thinks hand sanitizer causes viruses
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/GarretKramer/status/1285987574939615233/photo/1 This takes “kids playing ‘doctor’” to another level.
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I think he means let the solvents come out of your children in the crisp meadow air. Yes by science!
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I've been seeing rounds on social media of people claiming that shots of Olive oil, apple vinegar, and lemon juice will cure COVID-19. Motherfuckers are putting their faith in Ranch Dressing.
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Straight from the motherfucking brains that's busted Woo-Tang Clan ain't nuttin ta gently caress with
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Forceholy posted:I've been seeing rounds on social media of people claiming that shots of Olive oil, apple vinegar, and lemon juice will cure COVID-19. Motherfuckers are putting their faith in Ranch Dressing. Ranch or Cool Ranch? Grape posted:I looked the dude up and it's actually not a chud for once, but some sort of woo hippie. You might be surprised how thin the line is between those two. Blarghalt has issued a correction as of 09:39 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1287595979412209665 I can say with some authority that not *EVERY* one of these chuds would or will do it again 
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Gringostar posted:im pretty sure i could make my girlfriends head literally explode if i showed her this Show her this one too lol https://twitter.com/GarretKramer/status/1287736598101204999?s=19
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wired: viruses tired: thetans
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Before all this C19 business, did these morons think it was cool to get into close contact with people who have the flu? Like, did they not avoid sick people or wash their hands during flu season? How is this so hard for them to figure this out?
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Cocaine Bear posted:Before all this C19 business, did these morons think it was cool to get into close contact with people who have the flu? Like, did they not avoid sick people or wash their hands during flu season? How is this so hard for them to figure this out? here's fun fact, most people haven't had the flu but instead just got a really bad cold and thought it was a flu (the actual flu will lay you the gently caress out for a week at minimum) so when people were saying "it's just the flu" they were really thinking "it's just a bad cold"
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Gringostar posted:here's fun fact, most people haven't had the flu but instead just got a really bad cold and thought it was a flu (the actual flu will lay you the gently caress out for a week at minimum) so when people were saying "it's just the flu" they were really thinking "it's just a bad cold" Cocaine Bear posted:Before all this C19 business, did these morons think it was cool to get into close contact with people who have the flu? Like, did they not avoid sick people or wash their hands during flu season? How is this so hard for them to figure this out?
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flashy_mcflash posted:Show her this one too lol Ahhhhhh. A virus isn't actually a noun, it's an adjective. Of course!
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I thought food poisoning=stomach flu for the longest time, then I got actual food poisoning from a Popeyes chicken strip meal. The difference? The flu doesn't make you poo poo your pants, or vomit, or do both at the same time.
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Cocaine Bear posted:Before all this C19 business, did these morons think it was cool to get into close contact with people who have the flu? Like, did they not avoid sick people or wash their hands during flu season? How is this so hard for them to figure this out? Here in THE 'MERICAS you come to work sick because you probably don't have paid time off and some employers expect you to find a replacement person for your shift that you're not going to get paid for anyways. Also you're probably getting fired for being sick too often too cause clearly you're not dedicated enough to the company if you're staying out. OH and the majority of people are working paycheck to paycheck and multiple jobs with no savings to speak of, so yeah Mercury_Storm has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:(Plus touching your rear end is gay.) there was that reddit relationship advice thread "how do i get my husband to wipe his rear end?" he subscribed to that reasoning and was leaving treadmarks on the bedsheets during sex
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Laterite posted:lmao he got a blue check for this As someone who has never (and will never) log on, can someone tell me why blue checks matter? (Note: I mean matter as "having a material impact on the website" and not matter as "this is a digital prestige token")
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:there was that reddit relationship advice thread "how do i get my husband to wipe his rear end?" imagine thinking that touching your rear end would be so intensely pleasurable that you immediately change your sexual orientation and deciding that that's a bad thing you don't want???
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:there was that reddit relationship advice thread "how do i get my husband to wipe his rear end?"
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Business Gorillas posted:As someone who has never (and will never) log on, can someone tell me why blue checks matter? All it means is that the person is verified as being who they say they are and done kind of public figure. Terminally online people like Laura Loomer think it confers credibility on every subject they muse about.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Show her this one too lol
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Gringostar posted:here's fun fact, most people haven't had the flu but instead just got a really bad cold and thought it was a flu (the actual flu will lay you the gently caress out for a week at minimum) so when people were saying "it's just the flu" they were really thinking "it's just a bad cold" is that so? i mean, i think that would make sense since that's why words like 'flu' and 'cold' exist, but i always conflated the two. A Buttery Pastry posted:I want to believe this is something someone came up with as a troll to get people like that to not wipe their rear end. Like the pee/cum perfume. i'm ashamed to say that i slept with at least two women who had very, VERY insufficient anal hygiene.  i feel that ESPECIALLY when you're having sex with someone, it is beyond inconsiderate and disrespectful to not properly cleanse the butthole
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Gringostar posted:here's fun fact, most people haven't had the flu but instead just got a really bad cold and thought it was a flu (the actual flu will lay you the gently caress out for a week at minimum) so when people were saying "it's just the flu" they were really thinking "it's just a bad cold" The flu can gently caress a person up, but half of all influenza infectees are asymptomatic.
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Business Gorillas posted:As someone who has never (and will never) log on, can someone tell me why blue checks matter? twitter only cares if you harass blue checks not normies
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Mr Interweb posted:your wish is my command: I look forward to this guy applying the lesson he's learned from this to the rest of his beliefs and realizing that conservativism is irrationahahahahahahahahaha no i can't. i really tried but i can't finish the sentence. he will be a chud until he dies (from the next disease he is convinced is a democrat-invented hoax).
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 hey, just real quick: what the gently caress??? thanks
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Mr Interweb posted:is that so? i mean, i think that would make sense since that's why words like 'flu' and 'cold' exist, but i always conflated the two. Actual Flu can put you in bed for two weeks straight, easy. even if you’re vaccinated it’s plausible that you do nothing but eat soup and watch tv for ten days. if you’re not sure whether it’s the flu or a cold, it’s a cold.
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Icon Of Sin posted:it’s because the first wave never ended It went down to the Sun Belt for summer fun. It has kinda ended up here in Yankeeland. Maybe we'll get a second wave though...
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So I saw my very first SPACE FORCE! bumper sticker out in the wild today on the back of a pick up track and was unsure what to make of it because I totally forgot that was even a thing, can't recall what it is or why I should care and the graphics looked like an 8th grader came up with it. I feel pretty safe assuming that the driver of that truck was a MAGA weirdo that I would not like to meet but it just seemed like a weird a thing to hang your hat on or shout to the world, especially right now. Anyone give a gently caress about SPACE FORCE! right about now? *SPACE FORCE! TWEET*
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