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First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


I'm okay with the glands, but the nodes are a bridge too far.

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Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation
Humans are so strange. “I’m going to murder this living creature, chop it up and consume it’s flesh... but ew not that bit, and ew not that bit either. Oh is that it’s lungs, groooooosssss.”

Offal is good. Squeamishness is weird. Eat a haggis. Eat chicken hearts on a skewer. Spread a little pate on your life.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
It's not so much squeamishness as it is a texture thing. A lot of the offal has a perfectly fine taste for use when making stock or stews, but you bite into it and eurgh, it just doesn't feel like something you should be chewing on.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CloudyFrigidBorzoi-mobile.mp4

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThoseShowyArrowcrab-mobile.mp4

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952





That's literally the opposite of anti-food porn. It's loaded with technique, loaded with good flavor combinations, and is just an impressive dish all around. That anchovy and herbs sauce is loving aspirational.

Now i need some bricks I can wrap in foil.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mllaneza posted:

That's literally the opposite of anti-food porn. It's loaded with technique, loaded with good flavor combinations, and is just an impressive dish all around. That anchovy and herbs sauce is loving aspirational.

Now i need some bricks I can wrap in foil.

it's oily as poo poo

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

Randaconda posted:

it's oily as poo poo

And?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that's gross?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Agreed. I was thinking "looks really good so far" and then they drenched that condiment in oil for no apparent reason. But without the oil, totally would

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I once ate a bowl of greasy salt!

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

It’s just chimichurri. Not something you want to eat every day I guess, but it’s a great condiment. I usually make some when I grill steaks.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

I once ate a bowl of greasy salt!

and?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That's the whole story, unfortunately

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I've tried the gland/node chorizo before and it's pretty dismal. When cooked about 60-75% of the volume turns to pure grease. The rest has a cat food-like texture and tastes like having a bloody nose. Good chroizo isn't expensive, just buy that.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Underwater Shoe posted:

Humans are so strange. “I’m going to murder this living creature, chop it up and consume it’s flesh... but ew not that bit, and ew not that bit either. Oh is that it’s lungs, groooooosssss.”

Offal is good. Squeamishness is weird. Eat a haggis. Eat chicken hearts on a skewer. Spread a little pate on your life.

Offal is weird, squeamishness is good. Don't be afraid to experience disgust and dislike. Spread a little squeam on your life and experience it to its full emotional extent.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Freaquency posted:

It’s just chimichurri. Not something you want to eat every day I guess, but it’s a great condiment. I usually make some when I grill steaks.

It's weird going into the thread with ketchup-flavored ice cream and seeing people getting grossed out by chimichurri verde.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Randaconda posted:

it's oily as poo poo

What even is the Mediterranean diet??

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Nacho cheese product is hydrogenated vegetable oil so adding it on everything is basically the Mediterranean diet.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


The Moon Monster posted:

I've tried the gland/node chorizo before and it's pretty dismal. When cooked about 60-75% of the volume turns to pure grease. The rest has a cat food-like texture and tastes like having a bloody nose. Good chroizo isn't expensive, just buy that.

You didn't cook it enough

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Moon Monster posted:

I've tried the gland/node chorizo before and it's pretty dismal. When cooked about 60-75% of the volume turns to pure grease. The rest has a cat food-like texture and tastes like having a bloody nose. Good chroizo isn't expensive, just buy that.

Or just make it yourself.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

wanna eat that Wang

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

You didn't cook it enough

Cacique gland chorizo mixed with a bunch of eggs makes a fine breakfast burrito filling imo.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I actually prefer the Trader Joe's soyrizo.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

rodbeard posted:

I actually prefer the Trader Joe's soyrizo.

That is the best fauxsage I’ve ever tried.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


The forbidden burrito.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008

rodbeard posted:

I actually prefer the Trader Joe's soyrizo.

The pork nodes brand sausage (cacique) makes a vegetarian version of chorizo with soy protein and while greasy as hell, it's delicious and cheap. I stumbled upon it in my local Hispanic supermarket and it's one of my favorite finds, other than their 20 limes for a dollar.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
vegan chorizo is pretty good but it is very on brand for this thread, looking as it does like something off the bristol stool chart.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Underwater Shoe posted:

Humans are so strange. “I’m going to murder this living creature, chop it up and consume it’s flesh... but ew not that bit, and ew not that bit either. Oh is that it’s lungs, groooooosssss.”

Offal is good. Squeamishness is weird. Eat a haggis. Eat chicken hearts on a skewer. Spread a little pate on your life.

Chicken hearts at yakitori restaurants are my favorite; my local place sells out really quickly so you have to get there as soon as they open and order a few skewers immediately. I'm so glad my friends convinced me to give it a try, they were right. Shio cow tongue is also a god tier yakiniku order.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Hearts and skin are the best parts of the chicken.

Some organs taste good some don't, up to preference. My experience is kidneys, brains, lungs, and mammal livers mostly suck.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Chicken livers are basically the only thing I enjoy getting at cracker barrel.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Chicken liver is pretty much the best meat.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Underwater Shoe posted:

Humans are so strange. “I’m going to murder this living creature, chop it up and consume it’s flesh... but ew not that bit, and ew not that bit either. Oh is that it’s lungs, groooooosssss.”

Offal is good. Squeamishness is weird. Eat a haggis. Eat chicken hearts on a skewer. Spread a little pate on your life.

Offal is OK but I will say that I think kidney is strictly inferior offal to liver.

Because it tastes similar but more... pissy.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Grand Fromage posted:

Hearts and skin are the best parts of the chicken.
Why do we let coyotes moderate the forums

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



In NYS, the current rule is you can't go to a bar and just drink, you have to order food too.

quote:

The intent, according to Cuomo and the SLA, was to contain the kind of extended “mingling” at bars that happens when people are drinking but not sitting down to eat.

So some bars have slapped together new dollar menus!




My brother said a different bar offered such delights as 'shot of rice' or 'shot of fruit cocktail' for $1.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LadyPictureShow posted:

In NYS, the current rule is you can't go to a bar and just drink, you have to order food too.


So some bars have slapped together new dollar menus!




My brother said a different bar offered such delights as 'shot of rice' or 'shot of fruit cocktail' for $1.

It's the same in PA and a bunch of places tried this and the gov was like 'yeah, we're not dealing with that, enjoy your visits by the state police'

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Fried chicken gizzards, with lemon pepper seasoning.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

Fried chicken gizzards, with lemon pepper seasoning.


I’m going to need more of that to shovel down my gullet.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MariusLecter posted:

Fried chicken gizzards, with lemon pepper seasoning.


would without hesitation

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