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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




:aaa: How'd he do that?

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:



:aaa: How'd he do that?

Bend his knees backwards?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
I'm more impressed that Dr. Strange has a blue, featureless void in the middle of his staircase. Wizards, man....

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
"A fat lot of good it'll - poo poo, poo poo, both arms stuck in sleeves again!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
sure, this random thug may have pummeled me into unconsciousness and i may have feigned a fainting spell to avoid having to fight him, but this time will be different.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:



:aaa: How'd he do that?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Yesss. Grip it firmly, yet gently!"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
As in magic wand, yes. Hitachi Magic Wand.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Mary Jane has man hands.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Mikl posted:

As in magic wand, yes. Hitachi Magic Wand.

With all its spikey bits? Kinky.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:



"Yesss. Grip it firmly, yet gently!"

Wand of Watoomb: Hey bebeh

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Who knew Spider-Man could jump?



"I might have said something like 'We were not on time in our arrival to prevent this occurrence,' which is far less concise!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
obviously not spiderman.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



That's some serious dirty talk on that first panel.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Can't believe we missed Spider-Man almost getting defeated by a car cigarette lighter.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Not exactly Newspaper Spider Man, but his heart is in the right place..

https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1287402323044716546

I wanted to see how far he would go web slinging with yeast

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Someone needs to find 7/30/78.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I really like the idea that Spider-man would've been boned if the guy had rolled up his windows

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Jerusalem posted:

Can't believe we missed Spider-Man almost getting defeated by a car cigarette lighter.

Johnny Walker posted:

Someone needs to find 7/30/78.

Yeah, yeah, I got you fam

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"I shall call myself 'The Carlighter'!"



It's not a lot of weight but if she does enough reps she should get some nice tone.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Binary Badger posted:

Not exactly Newspaper Spider Man, but his heart is in the right place..

https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1287402323044716546

I wanted to see how far he would go web slinging with yeast

I imagine it would look a little something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngORPZj4wwY

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Does yeast go into a croissant? Been ages since I made them (more trouble than they're worth IMO and very difficult to get right) but I remember a bunch of flaky layers rather than stuff rising.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Bruceski posted:

Does yeast go into a croissant? Been ages since I made them (more trouble than they're worth IMO and very difficult to get right) but I remember a bunch of flaky layers rather than stuff rising.

Yeast goes in a croissant. It is a bunch of flaky layers, but it does have to rise.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Saoshyant posted:

Yeah, yeah, I got you fam

It's more beautiful than I dared dream :swoon:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Saoshyant posted:

Yeah, yeah, I got you fam


:allears:


Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"He's not a crook! He's not even wearing a big chain!"



It was totally MJ that zapped him.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




What exactly is Spidey's plan here? Free her with card tricks?

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Alhazred posted:

What exactly is Spidey's plan here? Free her with card tricks?

He's going to get knocked out and wait for Dr Strange to save her

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Qwertycoatl posted:

He's going to get knocked out and wait for Dr Strange to save her

This tactic has served him well in the past; why change it?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Johnny Walker posted:

It was totally MJ that zapped him.

The evil wizard is all,"No! Doctor Strange! Attack Dr Strange!" but she just keeps zapping Spidey over and over.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy



Jerusalem posted:

The evil wizard is all,"No! Doctor Strange! Attack Dr Strange!" but she just keeps zapping Spidey over and over.
"Finally! Geez!"

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
lol, the evil wizard is using evil commie money instead of God's own good ol' all-american dollars

despite the idiom not existing outside of American English, with other expressions such as "too little too late" being used elsewhere.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Did Curly actually kill anyone in a issue we missed? He wanted to kill Aunt May but she is immortal, so he didn't. Why does Spider-Man insist on calling him "the killer"?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he thinks cars are alive

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
He just murdered a curry on the way to the goon factory.

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Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

He has a killer haircut

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