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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The "best" part of CEO culture is how even if you get fired for gross incompetence, running the company into the ground or some other legal issue you still get paid millions of dollars. Carly Fiorina almost completely ruined HP and she still got paid $21 million after being forced out. loving ridiculous.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

I trolled a petty CEO into deleting his slashdot account. He Kramered into a discussion leading with how he was upset at the idea people are saying that employees are the ones who do work in a business, and then when pressed said the fact that he signed the government forms and took out the loans was why he deserved all the credit.

He did NOT like being told that meant his position was given to him by the government, and his only skill was spending other people's money.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

muscles like this! posted:

The "best" part of CEO culture is how even if you get fired for gross incompetence, running the company into the ground or some other legal issue you still get paid millions of dollars. Carly Fiorina almost completely ruined HP and she still got paid $21 million after being forced out. loving ridiculous.

At a certain social strata failure you're pretty much immune to failure. The rich have great class solidarity than anyone lmao

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

muscles like this! posted:

The "best" part of CEO culture is how even if you get fired for gross incompetence, running the company into the ground or some other legal issue you still get paid millions of dollars. Carly Fiorina almost completely ruined HP and she still got paid $21 million after being forced out. loving ridiculous.

this is really only true at the top levels of industry. the vast majority of CEOs are running much smaller shows, and only subject a few dozen/hundred people to their petty tyranny at a time.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


zegermans posted:

When the GOP had the country convinced that Cuba was using a secret sonic attack on our embassy there

What was the actual story going on here? I remember it happening but don't remember there ever being any closure to it.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Tunicate posted:

I trolled a petty CEO into deleting his slashdot account. He Kramered into a discussion leading with how he was upset at the idea people are saying that employees are the ones who do work in a business, and then when pressed said the fact that he signed the government forms and took out the loans was why he deserved all the credit.

He did NOT like being told that meant his position was given to him by the government, and his only skill was spending other people's money.

is it really trolling when you're just telling the truth?

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

it's 2020 and trolling now means saying what you think with full emotional conviction

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
I love this clip from the Roy Moore scandal about 2 decades ago. Some hayseed yokel representing Moore tries to echo the claim that muslims can't be elected officials because you have to swear on the bible. Tapper makes this guy look like an absolute clown penis.

https://youtu.be/WFYRkzznsc0

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cockblocktopus posted:

What was the actual story going on here? I remember it happening but don't remember there ever being any closure to it.

It was cicadas iirc

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Cerebral Bore posted:

is it really trolling when you're just telling the truth?

it's about the ends, not the means

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Burt Gherkin posted:

I love this clip from the Roy Moore scandal about 2 decades ago. Some hayseed yokel representing Moore tries to echo the claim that muslims can't be elected officials because you have to swear on the bible. Tapper makes this guy look like an absolute clown penis.

https://youtu.be/WFYRkzznsc0

lol you can swear on a jewish bible if you want

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Cockblocktopus posted:

What was the actual story going on here? I remember it happening but don't remember there ever being any closure to it.

I think it was just mass hysteria. There was some talk of crickets, too, but that didn't make much sense since you'd think the crickets would cause massive problems in all of Cuba if that were the case.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Carthag Tuek posted:

lol you can swear on a jewish bible if you want

IIRC Nixon refused to be sworn in on a Bible due to being Quaker and them having a thing about oaths. Swore on the Constitution instead.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

chairface posted:

IIRC Nixon refused to be sworn in on a Bible due to being Quaker and them having a thing about oaths. Swore on the Constitution instead.

tricky dick

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I still like to think about what might have changed

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785842546878578688?s=20

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

just lol if you get elected and don't swear your oath on a copy of the Prima strategy guide for Onimusha Warlords.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


zegermans posted:

I think it was just mass hysteria. There was some talk of crickets, too, but that didn't make much sense since you'd think the crickets would cause massive problems in all of Cuba if that were the case.

presumably cubans know what cicadas sound like and are used to how annoying they are

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cockblocktopus posted:

What was the actual story going on here? I remember it happening but don't remember there ever being any closure to it.

They found some brain damage on some of the "victims" so they assumed some sort of weapon had caused it when Ockham's razor would have sliced it up as: "they were working for the US government, of course they have brain damage".

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Cockblocktopus posted:

What was the actual story going on here? I remember it happening but don't remember there ever being any closure to it.

it was crickets rubbing their legs together lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The crickets were like

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
after trump did a little terrorism on that general and iran retaliated by giving 100 soldiers "headaches"[traumatic brain injuries]

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

UPS thanked the miami cops for blowing away one of their drivers in a massive freeway shootout

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


chairface posted:

IIRC Nixon refused to be sworn in on a Bible due to being Quaker and them having a thing about oaths. Swore on the Constitution instead.

Nixon, famous for adhering to Quaker doctrines like non-violence and recognizing the equality of all men.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
Yeah Quakers are cool and good and a lot of them have been socialist since before socialism was a thing.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

The True Levellers Standard Advanced, 1649 posted:

Those that Buy and Sell Land, and are
landlords, have got it either by Oppression, or Murther, or Theft; and all landlords lives in the breach of
the Seventh and Eighth Commandments, Thou shalt not steal, or kill.
First by their Oppression. They have by their subtle imaginary and covetous wit, got the plain-hearted
poor, or yonger Brethren to work for them, for small wages, and by their work have got a great increase;
for the poor by their labour lifts up Tyrants to rule over them; or else by their covetous wit, they have
out- reached the plain-hearted in Buying and Selling, and thereby inriched themselves, but impoverished
others: or else by their subtile wit, having been a lifter up into places of Trust, have inforced people to
pay Money for a Publick use, but have divided much of it into their private purses; and so have got it by
Oppression.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



cenotaph posted:

The big thing before 9/11 was stem cells

everyone forgot about Chandra Levy as soon as 9/11 happened, it was the best thing that ever happened to Gary Condit

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



chairface posted:

IIRC Nixon refused to be sworn in on a Bible due to being Quaker and them having a thing about oaths. Swore on the Constitution instead.

Quakers don’t swear oaths, they make promises

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

zegermans posted:

UPS thanked the miami cops for blowing away one of their drivers in a massive freeway shootout

Also for shooting and killing a bunch of innocent bystanders at the same time

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Snowy posted:

everyone forgot about Chandra Levy as soon as 9/11 happened, it was the best thing that ever happened to Gary Condit

dude still lost his seat in the house and was very clearly not guilty of murdering her (though he was an idiot that kept lying about banging her)

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/712712604276428800

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/712722736326569984

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



zegermans posted:

dude still lost his seat in the house and was very clearly not guilty of murdering her (though he was an idiot that kept lying about banging her)

either way the story had been in the news constantly up until 9/11, I always imagine the immense sense of relief he must have had when the news came in. I don’t think I ever heard about it again after that.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

duz posted:

presumably cubans know what cicadas sound like and are used to how annoying they are

also when a bunch of them get together in a tree or whatever the noise can be absolutely overwhelming, that poo poo can drive someone nuts easily

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
weaponized horny via insects,
communism sure is powerful

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://mobile.twitter.com/beabosaur/status/1117286347964858370

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Snowy posted:

everyone forgot about Chandra Levy as soon as 9/11 happened, it was the best thing that ever happened to Gary Condit

In the midst of the Chandra Levy, thing, Gary Condit was the only representative to vote against expelling James Traficant from the House for various ethics violations, including making his staff pay him to work on his farm or some poo poo.

On that note: James Traficant in general.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Snowy posted:

everyone forgot about Chandra Levy as soon as 9/11 happened, it was the best thing that ever happened to Gary Condit

When I was good little conservative boy :foxnews: played that story nonstop for months lol

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

chmods please posted:

this reminds me that star wars rogue one came out between the election and the inauguration and i'm like 90% sure that the "resistance" stuff was a direct reference to that

People on NeoGaf said the "rogue electors" in 2016 were influenced by Rogue One.

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Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Snowy posted:

everyone forgot about Chandra Levy as soon as 9/11 happened, it was the best thing that ever happened to Gary Condit

I'm pretty sure the Chandra Levy story got revived in 2002 when her body was discovered.

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