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qirex posted:current corona wfh status: upper management has completely stopped mentioning coming back into the office, we're running about 10% behind schedule but nobody has moved or rescoped the fall release yet my boss/company owner is so so horny to return to the office, he mentions it in every meeting he's getting pushback from everyone, they're in the bay area so for example we just finished up a project with google who told us that they're planning on returning in like august of '21 lol
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Jul 27, 2020 22:58
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Progressive JPEG posted:if/when a vaccine is available in the US, i'm expecting several additional years lost to dysfunctional distribution before there's enough coverage for it to become effective ain't no way i'm letting bill gates inject me with his nanobugs but for real there's about zero chance i'd take any vaccine developed in the US. hoverwife will be forced as soon as one's available tho lmao
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Jul 27, 2020 23:00
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just got the notice no need to come back till next July. crazy. made our first social call since feb. dropped off some baby clothes and food to a couple about to have their first. it felt real great even tho we didn't go inside.
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Jul 27, 2020 23:09
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qirex posted:people who buy financial systems of record don't want agile continuous release vibes since they would literally never be able to stop testing long enough to upgrade lol you totally can shove it down their throats its not like they dont just dump using the software on the new folk. or you just end up doing the work for them i dont think we really got the hang of this saas thing 
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Jul 27, 2020 23:57
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:but for real there's about zero chance i'd take any vaccine developed in the US. hoverwife will be forced as soon as one's available tho lmao well hey at least you'll get some firsthand knowledge of its efficacy and any debilitating side effects!! 
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Jul 28, 2020 00:01
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and yeah the general understanding around the university, though it hasn't been made official yet, is that we're gonna be online for spring '21 as well.
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Jul 28, 2020 00:02
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let’s see how we’re doing today *checks news*  well
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Jul 28, 2020 00:28
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after a couple months of zero cases we're back on mega lockdown after a couple cases a day jumped to ~100/day over the course of 3-4 days. also lol at the baseball. I saw opening day happened thx to a couple US friends I follow on twitter and was like who the gently caress could possibly think this is a good idea
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Jul 28, 2020 01:07
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:after a couple months of zero cases we're back on mega lockdown after a couple cases a day jumped to ~100/day over the course of 3-4 days. yeah my boss is from hong kong and i haven’t seen him since january. it’s cool
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Jul 28, 2020 01:36
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oh weird fyad popped back into existence
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Jul 28, 2020 05:45
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turns out the taxman still has admin access and he's drunk and fresh out of wives to abuse
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Jul 28, 2020 05:50
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did the forum sale ever go through?
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Jul 28, 2020 07:07
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:oh weird fyad popped back into existence huh weird
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Jul 28, 2020 07:22
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Progressive JPEG posted:did the forum sale ever go through? not complete, it will take weeks to finish.
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Jul 28, 2020 08:20
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i had the family staying at my in-laws and now my in-laws' chauffeurs got the virus gently caress my life.
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Jul 28, 2020 10:18
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We're in "Phase 1" (all WFH and our holding company is actually p.deece about it because the CEO's parents both almost died or some poo poo?) until 2020-12-31 but we do processing of live alarm signals (like fire or whatever) so we actually have to have one guy in the office 24/7 and I'm that guy until the guy who's usually that guy gets back from having he knee replace? Management took away the free bags of chips and the coffee machine to "try to get the holding company to allow a re-opening" (which they didn't allow: eat poo poo, assholes) but in reality it was because management was no longer personally benefiting from it? 
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Jul 28, 2020 13:18
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:my boss/company owner is so so horny to return to the office, he mentions it in every meeting ceo of my company reopened the office for people to come in "optionally" in early may, and since then certain teams (those with rear end in a top hat managers) have been pressured more and more to come in we had a big team meeting last and about 10 people were sitting around a conference table, no masks ceo is currently spending a week at the casinos in vegas did i mention we're in houston, which is currently one of the epicenters of the virus? absolutely no indication they're even considering closing the office again
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Jul 28, 2020 13:47
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Schadenboner posted:Management took away the free bags of chips and the coffee machine to "try to get the holding company to allow a re-opening" (which they didn't allow: eat poo poo, assholes) but in reality it was because management was no longer personally benefiting from it? This part makes me more angry than it probably should.
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Jul 28, 2020 14:05
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We're bound and determined to bring the students back on campus. University President fellated himself with his big plan of requiring the students to pass a COVID spit test before coming back on campus and we already have some students who came in with clean tests who are now positive for it. lol
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Jul 28, 2020 16:12
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Fabricated posted:We're bound and determined to bring the students back on campus. it's really incredible how willfully stupid everyone in power is being about this
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Jul 28, 2020 16:34
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PIZZA.BAT posted:it's really incredible how willfully stupid everyone in power is being about this You'd think that at least one would figure out there might be an opportunity to be 'The Least-Stupid College President W/R/T COVID Response' and to "ride that pony" (as the kids say these days)?
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Jul 28, 2020 16:36
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Schadenboner posted:You'd think that at least one would figure out there might be an opportunity to be 'The Least-Stupid College President W/R/T COVID Response' and to "ride that pony" (as the kids say these days)? you'd think there'd also be at least one landlord who could imagine "hm, if a million new apartments come on the market at the same time that might have some kind of effect on what I can charge for rent"
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Jul 28, 2020 16:45
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qirex posted:you'd think there'd also be at least one landlord who could imagine "hm, if a million new apartments come on the market at the same time that might have some kind of effect on what I can charge for rent" lmao they'll be at the government's doors hat in hand looking for handouts the microsecond the evicted tenants leave
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Jul 28, 2020 17:12
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Progressive JPEG posted:if/when a vaccine is available in the US, i'm expecting several additional years lost to dysfunctional distribution before there's enough coverage for it to become effective something like 20% of people polled said they won't be getting the vaccine even when it's available. Meanwhile in China, everyone's got a QR code on their phone to prove you don't have the 'rona which gets scanned before you can enter a building, and if the guy taking temperatures at the entrance finds you're running a fever you get immediately flagged on a Governmental Level
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Jul 28, 2020 18:03
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immunity is lost in weeks anyway. the only way to get rid of it is to starve it out which means it'll just keep going in the us forever
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Jul 28, 2020 18:08
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Jimmy Carter posted:something like 20% of people polled said they won't be getting the vaccine even when it's available. I mean, I'm not sure China is exactly a great model to follow here?
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Jul 28, 2020 18:08
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, I'm not sure China is exactly a great model to follow here? a broken clock is right twice a day. besides they are already doing a genocide without tracking apps or microchips in vaccines or mark of the beast in gmo food or whatever.
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Jul 28, 2020 18:14
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, I'm not sure China is exactly a great model to follow here? sure looks more appealing than the US model right now
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Jul 28, 2020 18:14
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, I'm not sure China is exactly a great model to follow here? all signs point to China being the absolute best model to follow
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Jul 28, 2020 18:14
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If you're ever feeling insufficiently angry in these trying times, try checking out LandlordZone or your local equivalent! Fun for all the family, featuring hits of the first page such as "How to contact tenant's employer?", "Do bathroom extractor fans need to vent externally?" and many other exciting queries.
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Jul 28, 2020 18:36
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, I'm not sure China is exactly a great model to follow here? china is an excellent model for a successful nation-state to follow in a number of ways.
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Jul 28, 2020 18:36
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pointsofdata posted:try checking out LandlordZone do not promote self harm in yospos!!
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Jul 28, 2020 18:48
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President Beep posted:do not promote fash propaganda in yospos!!
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Jul 28, 2020 18:48
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President Beep posted:do not promote self harm in yospos!! They're all like "my tenant has only been paying 60% of rent since the start of lockdown, i started the eviction proceedings ...... million words ..... also the gas safety certificate was expired, so the local council told the tenant the eviction notice is void, is there anything I can do to get them out quickly?"
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Jul 28, 2020 18:54
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Beep's was better
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Jul 28, 2020 19:05
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Sagebrush posted:Beep's was better comparing a beep post to a schadenboner post isn’t even ethical
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Jul 28, 2020 19:08
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assessing the quality of poop in a toilet by rating the one that floats to the top higher seems silly, to me
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Jul 28, 2020 19:10
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:assessing the quality of poop in a toilet by rating the one that floats to the top higher seems silly, to me lol u fucker
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:assessing the quality of poop in a toilet by rating the one that floats to the top higher seems silly, to me *taps bristol post scale*
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