No Joe Toxx: Technically the Democrats have access to my vote so that should be good

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Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Skyarb posted:

Hey guys, after the DNC's overwhelming amazing platform policy votes, I'm just back in this thread once for with a simple poll I would like all of you to answer:

Following the DNC's platform policy votes, will you be voting for Joe "Progressive" Biden?

no.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Skyarb posted:

Hey guys, after the DNC's overwhelming amazing platform policy votes, I'm just back in this thread once for with a simple poll I would like all of you to answer:

Following the DNC's platform policy votes, will you be voting for Joe "Progressive" Biden?

If I were held at gunpoint and told "vote Joe or I'll pull the trigger", I would simply respond "shoot me"

# ? Jul 28, 2020 18:43

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

If I were held at gunpoint and told "vote Joe or I'll pull the trigger", I would simply respond "shoot me"

alternatively,

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well-known is this: Never vote for Joe when DEATH is on the line.

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:02

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

https://twitter.com/ProudSocialist/status/1287978759660814342?s=19

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:06

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

the_steve posted:

https://twitter.com/ProudSocialist/status/1287978759660814342?s=19

The meme works even better if you can visualise Diamond Joe just out of frame, grinning, his blond leg hair floating in the water to the amazement of the Black children under his care

Failed Imagineer has issued a correction as of 19:14 on Jul 28, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:08

OutOfPrint: Apr 9, 2009; Fun Shoe

the_steve posted:

https://twitter.com/ProudSocialist/status/1287978759660814342?s=19

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:10

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Chris James 2 posted:

If I were held at gunpoint and told "vote Joe or I'll pull the trigger", I would simply respond "shoot me"

that national lampoon cover, except it's "vote for joe biden or you'll shoot this dog"

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:21

Wakko: Jun 9, 2002; Faboo!

that's literally the choice on offer if you're a religious or ethnic minority and i choose death

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:27

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

# ? Jul 28, 2020 20:23

Plastic Pal: Jun 5, 2004; ~ It's you. Only you. ~

Wow I got phonebanked by the Biden campaign. Amazing. (Edit: actually it was MoveOn, which basically same loving thing.)

I was not mean to the volunteer; I just coldly NoJoed.

Now I'm wondering if Bernie sold out his list.

Plastic Pal has issued a correction as of 23:00 on Jul 28, 2020

# ? Jul 28, 2020 20:38

Weltlich: Feb 13, 2006; Grimey Drawer

StealthArcher posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2020 20:50

TeenageArchipelago: Jul 23, 2013

Plastic Pal posted:

Wow I got phonebanked by the Biden campaign. Amazing. (Edit: actually it was MoveOn, which basically same loving thing.)

I was not mean to the volunteer; I just coldly NoJoed.

Now I'm wondering if Bernie sold out his list.

I got textbanked by the Sierra Club about two hours ago and they used some list that they bought from whoever sends me all the spam texts that use the wrong name

Hit em with that "domestic oil and gas production doubled under Obama" style nojoe

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chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Voting For Joe Biden Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Booth Like Stay At Home Haha

# ? Jul 29, 2020 02:32

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Plastic Pal posted:

Wow I got phonebanked by the Biden campaign. Amazing. (Edit: actually it was MoveOn, which basically same loving thing.)

I was not mean to the volunteer; I just coldly NoJoed.

Now I'm wondering if Bernie sold out his list.

Got texted by MoveOn today, my number but they used my wife's name, guessing she gave my number on something

they asked if I would click some link and join some thing to help get Joe elected, I said nope, voting Green, I refuse to vote for a rapist, anti-M4A, warmongering racist whose platform is against meaningful and important change. They said sorry about that, we've removed you from the list but we want to build a more inclusive progressive future so click here for more info lmao

reminded me of my time texting for bernard, and the "if they say this kind of stuff, mark 'em and move along" scripts

e. like I'd never be aggressive / an rear end in a top hat to volunteers, even for scumbags like Biden, but my hope is being honest with them ends up meaning something, I dunno. I remember people in bernie slack saying "dang <such and such message> did not go over well with the people we texted..."

Code Jockey has issued a correction as of 02:41 on Jul 29, 2020

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

noJoe
noKamala
noDem

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1288268329459814402

# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:44

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

the_steve posted:

https://twitter.com/ProudSocialist/status/1287978759660814342?s=19

Moderate needs quotes around it.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 04:34

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

quote:

A group of 94 field organizers for former Vice President Joe Biden�s presidential campaign sent a letter to the the state Democratic Party claiming the Biden campaign is �suppressing the Hispanic vote� in Central Florida and mistreating staff.

The letter, which was obtained by the Miami Herald Saturday, alleges that the Biden campaign mistreated field organizers and relocated trained staff members without adequate explanation.

A handful of Puerto Rican, Spanish-speaking organizers were moved from a heavily Puerto Rican part of Florida to north Florida against their wishes, the group alleges.

�The [Coordinated Campaign of Florida] is suppressing the Hispanic vote by removing Spanish-speaking organizers from Central Florida without explanation, which fails to confront a system of white-dominated politics we are supposed to be working against as organizers of a progressive party,� the letter reads, according to the Herald.

The organizers reportedly claim the campaign lacks a �fully actionable field plan� and perpetuates a �toxic� work culture, particularly for on-the-ground staff. They reportedly demand that campaign officials apologize and restore staff to their original locations, among other things.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 05:38

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

I gotta say, Joe was honest about that much: He really doesn't want you to vote for him.

And I'm happy to oblige.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 05:55

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

I just wanted to let everyone know that I've now converted four democrats to the nojoe train and I personally hope he loses. Namaste

# ? Jul 29, 2020 07:49

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

Bust Rodd posted:

I agree with you 100% and don�t think you are wrong, but the racism became as big a part of this as the income inequality component due in LARGE PART to one Joe Biden, and I don�t feel like letting him slide. Joe Biden is essentially the architect of non-violent drug offenses ruininng black people�s lives.

oh he personally is absolutely more responsible for black drug incarcerations and is the worst of a bad lot

I was just specifically vomiting on the democrats and their absolutely brain dead donor fellatio platform in that particular post

biden is somehow worse than a lot of democrats but those democrats endorsing him make it all a wash

# ? Jul 29, 2020 13:03

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

If you�re not voting for La Riva and also buying shitloads of beans, I don�t even know what to say to you.

If you vote for Joe you�re actively a threat to the human species.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 13:34

Corky Romanovsky: Oct 1, 2006; Soiled Meat

I think I'll vote for Howie, as la Riva is likely not going to make ballot access in my state or enough states to win.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 14:08

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Chris James 2 posted:

i�ll say it�s probably not that they�re intentionally suppressing the hispanic vote so much as they�re loving morons who would rather try and win palm beach or wherever the gently caress and assume hispanics are going to vote for biden because what are you gonna do, vote for trump?

# ? Jul 29, 2020 14:08

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

�hey jack if your not voting for Joe, you ain�t Mexican!�
�Mr Biden, I�m Puerto Rican.�
�Well maybe one day you too can live in a country like America�
�...Mr Biden I�ve been a field
organizer for your campaign for 5 months�
�Listen here MAN *pokes u in chest* when I was... when we... back when... look the truth is just...�

*Joe Biden leans over and smells your hair*

# ? Jul 29, 2020 14:33

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Can't wait to not vote for Joe Biden. Going to not vote for Joe Biden multiple times.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 15:18

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

It's going to be Harris, isn't it? Can't wait to not vote for a cop in 2020.

Declan MacManus posted:

i�ll say it�s probably not that they�re intentionally suppressing the hispanic vote so much as they�re loving morons who would rather try and win palm beach or wherever the gently caress and assume hispanics are going to vote for biden because what are you gonna do, vote for trump?

They clearly only care about minorities as a cloak against criticism at this point, and the vagaries of the campaign meant that they chose to throw every minority other than African-Americans overboard. Latinos, Asians, and immigrants of any stripe don't even get lip service anymore.

Halloween Jack has issued a correction as of 15:25 on Jul 29, 2020

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