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I will never be able to look at Haribo gums or pacifiers again without remembering this.
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# ? Jul 26, 2020 18:00 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 09:09 |
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Thread. https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1287521907982471168
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 00:39 |
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I think real life needs a mute button. It's too late at night to see someone talking about fitting a bayonet to a banana.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 00:57 |
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Okay, why is it shaped like a cartoon pig? I'd honestly would have thought it was a weird juicer.
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:13 |
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People like cute things? Like, I can get a cute pig bottle opener, why not a cute pig....Clit Flicker?
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:18 |
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I believe that is the fetish people call "paypigs."
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:22 |
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Paladinus posted:
*ineptly farts on oranges to really bring out the flavor* "There's got to be a better way!"
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# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:23 |
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Cartoon Man posted:("snip"-- very large boob to foot video) Reminds me of Paul Rudd: https://twitter.com/marlownyc/status/1185381002794942464?lang=en Full video: https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2019/10/paul-rudd-hot-ones (pro-click if I do say so myself) That guy's just too good for this world. His bit about realizing that going on talk shows is all just to promote things rather than hang out and chat (like he thought when he was young). At the end he's given the chance to say or promote whatever he wants: "So let people know what you got going on in your life," Paul Rudd says "I got nothing going on [...] you know what, the artificiality of the conv- I'm not here to sell anything, I'm here to celebrate. This is a celebration, not a commercial."
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 02:52 |
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Knee posted:Reminds me of Paul Rudd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU&t=58s Scroll to :58 if the link starts from the top.
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:00 |
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https://twitter.com/gendenslow/status/1287867441112997888
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:30 |
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Looks like they provide in person natural fertilizer for your garden.
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:32 |
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This took way to long for me to figure out what its supposed to be.
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:33 |
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https://twitter.com/cpmilans/status/1288155019762597889
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 21:32 |
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Two girls, one truck.
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 09:50 |
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Does audio count? https://twitter.com/robwattsf1/status/1288125763569324032
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 17:47 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 18:50 |
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https://i.imgur.com/lRtoi64.mp4
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:26 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:38 |
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Somebody post this entire page in the #blessed thread
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:57 |
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minato posted:Peace is stored in the balls
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 00:15 |
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Looks like you could do with a mask debate
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:55 |
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ultrafilter posted:Does audio count? Holy gently caress, is this real? I can't even pick out a favorite, they're all so good. poo poo yes it counts.
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:57 |
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bike tory posted:Looks like you could do with a mask debate No no no... pee is stored in the balls. He just needs to go take a good long piss. (hey, where did that 'pee stored in the balls' meme come from?)
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 02:58 |
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It started as a meme where a dude was saying "the reason I piss myself when those teenagers kick me in the balls is that the bladder isn't real and pee is stored in the balls. Then Chrissy Teigen tweeted it and it cemented its place in the annals of meme history.
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:11 |
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Memento posted:the anals of meme history
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:18 |
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Ok it took me a long rear end time to figure out that it's a swan or some other kind of bird. The bird and the human do appear to be in love, too. It's just so spectacularly bad, I can't stop looking at it.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:52 |
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Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into that enormous butt hole.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:44 |
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Inspector 34 posted:Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it We have to believe in something.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:18 |
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Gimmie that old time religion. You know, the one where zeus turns into a swan and fucks a lady?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:24 |
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I suppose it meant to be the Paraclete, or Holy Ghost, which is often depicted as a bird. It's a singing community, not a drawing one.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:25 |
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Inspector 34 posted:Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into that enormous butt hole. Buddy, that is love
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:44 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Well maybe you should've thought ahead before turning off your monitor
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:55 |
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gleebster posted:I suppose it meant to be the Paraclete, or Holy Ghost, which is often depicted as a bird.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:59 |
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Is that what I was praying to as a kid? Catholicism is weird.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:18 |
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(It is a parakeet, which sounds like paraclete, and is a bird.)
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:19 |
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I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:19 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch. I'm going to admit I did not notice that
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:35 |
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Looks like one of those with the bottom you can flip to turn it into a caster and also slightly broken or screwed in wrong.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:58 |
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He has spoken through the prophets.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 14:05 |
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https://i.imgur.com/06j7BbT.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/pQYaVqp.mp4
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