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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Ron Jeremy posted:

I see you've met my ex.
jsyk ron jeremy (the real life one) was accused of rape and i think arrested?

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually


:hmmyes:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
the science on demon sperm is clear: it's hot as hell

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Dustcat posted:

demons, probably

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dustcat posted:

demons, probably

Would thou like to live deliciously?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

ok, I'm convinced.

that is a really sweet image tho. classy looking pseudo-scientific diagram, but you've also got "rawdog" in there for added spice.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Something something Helltaker

Which is just a porn game without sex scenes because it knows the fanart will fill that in

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/NatalieRevolts/status/1288152758479183873?s=19

My kind of Kpop

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back

Tom Sellout posted:

the science on demon sperm is clear: it's hot as hell

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
say what you want but at least demons put out, unlike my wife

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Platystemon posted:

New England isn’t as far north as it appears. Massachusetts’ southern border is at the same latitude as Idaho’s, forty‐two degrees north.

South Dakota’s southern border mainly follows the forty‐third parallel, making putting almost all of the state closer to the pole than all Massachusetts.

A case could be made for expelling Idaho and including South Dakota. South Dakota’s geographic center is further north than Idaho’s, but only by five and a half nautical miles.

Good enough for me, gently caress Idaho.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

jsyk ron jeremy (the real life one) was accused of rape and i think arrested?

yeah I’m still trying to decide upon a new username that is half as good as yours.


https://twitter.com/thedweck/status/1288164994224275456?s=21

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Peanut President posted:

say what you want but at least demons put out, unlike my wife

Maybe she too is waiting for a demon in the sack.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Ron Jeremy posted:

yeah I’m still trying to decide upon a new username that is half as good as yours.


https://twitter.com/thedweck/status/1288164994224275456?s=21

surprise surprise, it’s fuckjerry again

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I used to have recurring nightmares since childhood of demons in my house and they would often end with me screaming to rebuke them in Jesus' name, but the demons would sense that my faith wasn't strong enough and would just laugh as they exhibited a more and more menacing aura.

One night I decided I wasn't afraid anymore and i hosed the demon. Just went to town raw dogging this demon, sucked his dick and everything.

Haven't had a demon nightmare since.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
In hell make sure to go up to the biggest demon you see and gently caress his brains out. That way the other demons know you're crazy and won't mess with you

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


it appears that shark is suffocating to death

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Flavius Aetass posted:

I used to have recurring nightmares since childhood of demons in my house and they would often end with me screaming to rebuke them in Jesus' name, but the demons would sense that my faith wasn't strong enough and would just laugh as they exhibited a more and more menacing aura.

One night I decided I wasn't afraid anymore and i hosed the demon. Just went to town raw dogging this demon, sucked his dick and everything.

Haven't had a demon nightmare since.

establishing dominance

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Flavius Aetass posted:

One night I decided I wasn't afraid anymore and i hosed the demon. Just went to town raw dogging this demon, sucked his dick and everything.

Haven't had a demon nightmare since.

and the dog never went into my room again for some reason.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Get thee behind me Satan :heysexy:

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 19:55 on Jul 28, 2020

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Xand_Man posted:

Get thee behind me Satan :heysexy:

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

ArmZ posted:

it appears that shark is suffocating to death

don’t ruin memes with ur logic

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

ArmZ posted:

it appears that shark is suffocating to death

its a street shark baby

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Zvahl posted:

mk ultra always sounded fake to me, like a kid's show name you'd make up

mmkay ultra

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459845122067005440/737539941822627878/video0.mp4

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

ArmZ posted:

it appears that shark is suffocating to death

Take this down immediately! Sharks only do that when they are very depressed!!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Going down, down, down
How far can you go?
You might fall into the forbidden zone
Going down, down, down
'cross the border line
The guards look scary but the girls are pretty fine

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1288089552201097216

King of Ping
May 12, 2004
I'm the king because mine's the biggest

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/TharjaFuckerEX/status/1287974504791248896?s=20

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Lobok posted:

Maybe she too is waiting for a demon in the sack.

drat

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1286406849659432962?s=21

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh my god, not the black power fist

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
is andy in Portland right now himself? if anyone sees him, make sure you give him a milkshake, he loves milkshakes.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/phillipmbailey/status/1288222562040918018

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/profdavidharvey/status/1287870291666862080?s=20

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