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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

EL BROMANCE posted:

It’s amazing how good cops are at tracking people down when they inconvenience them slightly, but there’s nothing they can do when they break into your home and take everything you own.

Like how a cop who kills somebody takes a week to get a slap in the wrist, but a cop reporting misconduct is fired immediately.

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HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

SpacePig posted:

Like how a cop who kills somebody takes a week to get a slap in the wrist, but a cop reporting misconduct is fired immediately.

the thin blue whine

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Surely police departments all over America will see drastic reductions in people wanting to join. What young person would ever want to be a police officer now?

You might get a goody two shoes who is all "I want to change the system from within. There is still good in the heart of the department" type idealists, but apart from the tiny amount of those, who else but overcompensating violent racist fucknuggets are going to sign up?

...yeeeeeah, I don't think you'll see as big a reduction as you think here.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah if you're a meathead and/or white nationalist with a naturally big frame, looking to parlay your latent interest in guns, combat, and machismo into a living wage there is no better option than to become a cop.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
This has been true for ages btw, which is a good part of why the police are such a loving shitshow

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

People mostly become cops for exactly the kind of power trip and macho tribalism that’s on display here. This is like a long-form recruiting ad for their target audience.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I do recall chatting with a co-worker at a restaurant, who was taking the police exam or whatever pretend barrier there is to entry.

I asked him why he wanted to be a cop.

"Well, I'd like to carry a gun..." was the first part of the answer, and I knew it would be. "..and be able to use it."

Ugh.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Brawnfire posted:

I do recall chatting with a co-worker at a restaurant, who was taking the police exam or whatever pretend barrier there is to entry.

I asked him why he wanted to be a cop.

"Well, I'd like to carry a gun..." was the first part of the answer, and I knew it would be. "..and be able to use it."

Ugh.

So they passed the exam then?

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Adam Drivers head should go on a Johnny Depp style torso.

Drivers torso is for some thumb head without a neck

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Adam Driver looks like the stunt double for the lead singer of Butthole Surfers



God is too embarrassed to play Dev Patel's stunt cock because He isn't that good.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

HiroProtagonist posted:

the thin blue whine

The Thin-skinned Blue Line.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Inceltown posted:

Adam Driver looks like the stunt double for the lead singer of Butthole Surfers

from context I can recognize this is meant to be a "slam" on adam driver but the phrasing here alone is enough to get me interested

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Teach posted:

The Thin-skinned Blue Line.

Can we have one thread not about the mods and administration? Sheesh.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

from context I can recognize this is meant to be a "slam" on adam driver but the phrasing here alone is enough to get me interested

It wasn't actually meant as a slam but more a "that's a context I hadn't considered till now". It wasn't a compliment though either.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Adam Driver's a hunk, Dev Patel's a pretty boy.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Garrand posted:

Adam Driver's a hunk, Dev Patel's a pretty boy.

Together, they are 'The Huntty Boys'.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Samovar posted:

Together, they are 'The Huntty Boys'.

Dev Driver
Adam Patel

starring in

"Huntty Boys"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

In case no one here knows the Butthole Surfers thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

*Yes this is just an excuse to listen to them

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

In case no one here knows the Butthole Surfers thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

*Yes this is just an excuse to listen to them

Wrong song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GoQG0nU7g

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Just like anal sex, sometimes you need to ease it in.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/gailforcenyine/status/1288436419967557634

:stare:

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




SpacePig posted:

Like how a cop who kills somebody takes a week to get a slap in the wrist, but a cop reporting misconduct is fired immediately.

Paid leave. All cops need to do get a quick buck is to kill an unarmed person.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

I saw HBomberguy put up an incredibly long video about RWBY which I haven't finished, but learned it was by those guys, and also that those stupid halo videos my roommate made me watch in college were still an ongoing series. Not the most :stare: moment from the video, but still pretty surprising

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Inceltown posted:

Just like anal sex, sometimes you need to ease it in.

nahh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQGGRLswhOc

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

This is something I'd expect to see on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Wow, doesn’t this make them late for work?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They don't work, they're millionaires from playing video games on the internet

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

:negative:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

oldpainless posted:

Wow, doesn’t this make them late for work?
They've been farming out actual duties to low-paid scut workers and interns since the second Bush Administration

AMERICAN DREAM AMERICAN DREAM

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/nicolauria17/status/1287650085925302277?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Account's protected.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
ABC
Always Be sCreenshotting

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

StillFullyTerrible posted:

ABC
Always Be sCreenshotting

Screenshot doesn’t matter, it’s a tiktok which the OP (who is not the idiot) is making fun of, so weird that they went private after it was all over the place yesterday.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

wrong video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




ultrafilter posted:

Account's protected.

https://imgur.com/ie5sAON

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inceltown posted:

In case no one here knows the Butthole Surfers thing

*Yes this is just an excuse to listen to them

Gibby is such an absolutely bizarre man from what I recall. I mean hell, a band named Butthole Surfers. Their one big hit being poppy and catchy and unlike everything else they put out. (I like Jingle of a Dog's Collar, and his vocals on the Ministry song.)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/1288555392696549377

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol. I wonder if it worked.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




God, I was so hoping for some fakeout where she revealed him doing something disgusting/heinous.

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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Lol. I wonder if it worked.

Yes, it did.

https://twitter.com/hayleyyjay/status/1287940230264131585

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